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Davet86

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« on: July 09, 2014, 02:11:47 pm »
Hi all,

New to the site, wish I had come across it earlier and avoided some crappy punts.

Anyway I was having a look at escorts in the Ayrshire area last night and saw one that wasn't nice looking but was offering some fisting and I thought I would like to try fisting someone.
I mailed them and got this back which I found amusing.


I'm not liking this site coz ppl can see me and know wot age I am biput wen I try to access ppl profiles it sent let me ....tbh I don't meet ppl coz I'm getting paid I have to like them and click with them plus I don't meet ppl over 45....I live in troon town centre .....plus I just do evenings as I have a real job ....hope this is helpful xxxxx karii
 
I emailed again to clarify if she was wanted paid if she fancied the punter to which she stated she does.

User is called sexikarii1 I fear she is possibly a picture collector.
Anyone else had anything like this ?

Happy punting

yorkshire123

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« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2014, 02:45:37 pm »

vorian

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« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2014, 03:05:01 pm »
Could someone please translate for me, my moron is a bit rusty.  :D

Offline Happyjose

« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2014, 03:24:59 pm »
Thanks. Those pics are going to stay with me for a long time

JB1969

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« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2014, 06:53:48 pm »
I would say you had a lucky escape lol that is grim!

Offline Queynte

« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2014, 07:18:19 pm »
Offering bareback and a face like that.  I'm not quite getting why you were ever tempted to email her. I feel violated having looked at her gallery

RandyF

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« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2014, 07:51:23 pm »
Jesus fuck.  :wacko:  People don't pay to fuck that thing. No way.

That's mental.

Get her in the worst picture thread.

« Last Edit: July 09, 2014, 07:53:08 pm by RandyF »

k

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« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2014, 07:57:50 pm »
Tip: If you want to see your fist again I would advise you to steer clear.

Offline Queynte

« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2014, 08:10:47 pm »
Her fanny likely has teeth and corrosive fusty fanny fudge. If you pause for a second you can almost smell her yeast fermenting from here.... Deep breath everyone

Davet86

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« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2014, 09:37:03 pm »
I just find it very weird that an 'escort' would want to pick and choose who they see (especially with a face like that) when there are beautiful ones who will give anyone who crosses their palm with silver a good time
C'mon.....nobody else ever fancied fisting a munter for a laugh lol ;)  !

RandyF

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« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2014, 10:25:13 pm »
Quote from: Davet86 on July 09, 2014, 09:37:03 pm

C'mon.....nobody else ever fancied fisting a munter for a laugh lol ;)  !

Not a mentally ill looking granny with a hairy arse, no. :timeout:

James999

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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2014, 10:29:38 pm »
Looks like les dawson  :thumbsdown:

Davet86

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« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2014, 11:37:29 pm »
Quote from: RandyF on July 09, 2014, 10:25:13 pm
Not a mentally ill looking granny with a hairy arse, no. :timeout:

Each to their own

Offline Bubbling

« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2014, 11:03:27 am »
I think she just looking for guys she likes, they fuck her she gets sexual satisfaction (as no sane man would fuck her ) and they pay her. Win Win situation for her :dash:

Offline scotland19something

« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2014, 12:27:52 pm »
WTH - she's  :scare: :scare: :scare: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

what the heck you even thinking  :dash:

 :D
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BigSur

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« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2014, 12:55:20 pm »
Some escorts are so far up thheir own arse they are blind

Offline Taggart

« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2014, 09:16:27 pm »
Hmmmm. Beached whale on the Ayshire coast - Exclusive........

Hotintheshade

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« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2014, 11:54:20 pm »
Holy Shit!

Offline Knight Templar

« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2014, 04:06:33 pm »
bareback and pig frigging ugly  :dash: :dash: :dash:
Apart from the fact she can only write in gibberish offers bareback  :scare: and wants you to stick your fist up what looks like a very nasty dark and dank whole , I suppose she isn't to bad  :wacko: :wacko:

one very luck escape there my friend

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