External Link/Members OnlyThe venue is easy to find, 1 min walk from the entrance to The Gate.
I found myself with some spare time whilst in Newcastle, so thought a nice rub and tug would be good.
Texted Shanghai no answer after hour or so, so called instead. Asked if the time I wanted was available, answer “yes”, do you want my name to reserve, “no, just come”. Why bother even having a contact number!
Entered venue and stood waiting at the desk for a few minutes, while the girls playing a dice game - in a room behind reception - completely ignored me - even though they were aware I was there. I should have walked.
Eventfully receptionist came to desk and I paid £45 for 1hr massage. She pointed to a door on the left down a corridor and said you go.
Entered room, nice and warm, table made up ready for use and a shower in the corner. I stripped and lay on the table. A girl came in and she asked oil or dry. I said oil and asked her name , which she replied Coco. Wearing a red tunic, black leggings , mask so couldn’t see if attractive or not.
She proceeded to give a very poor massage. Basically stood at the top of the bed by my head and massaged my traps for what seemed like ages. Occasionally she stretched above my head down to my back. I glanced at clock and 25 mins had gone by! I said to her can you do my legs. So she switched down to bottom of bed and started on my legs. No CC’s , teasing and all she did was massage both my calves over and over again. Monotonous for about 15 mins. I was neither horny or relaxed as was feeling angry at the shit massage.
Then asked to turn over and she said extras? I asked what was on offer. She said HE, B2B and B2B with blow for £60. Against my better judgement I opted for B2B with blow job.
She stripped off and has quite a decent body from waist down , but tiny bee stinger tits and not that nice.
She immediately got some bag/cling film and started to cover my flaccid cock. I was woah, can you get him hard first. She then started wanking me and I was playing with her arse and pussy, this did the trick and was rock hard. She then started a blow job. Which to be fair was really nice, playing with my balls and arse crack. After 5 min I could feel myself getting near so asked her to slow but she continued even faster and I blew my load. So at this point zero B2b had occurred. She cleaned me up and then started putting her clothes on. I said I had 15 mins left. And she said fully clothed I can give you head massage i declined as didn’t want my hair messed up. She asked if I wanted shower and got me a towel. She left room and that was last I seen of her. Showered got ready, realised she wasn’t coming back, so left passing reception with them playing dice game without any acknowledgement whatsoever.
In summary probably worst massage i have ever had. Girl totally disinterested. No B2B occurred.
I should have asked for money back, but to be honest didn’t want the hassle that this would have caused.
Definitely wouldn’t recommend this place. Stay well clear. £105 out of pocket. Frustrating, but lesson learnt.
