Author Topic: Alexa - Lush Escorts- Birmingham  (Read 1841 times)

Offline Punter S Thompson

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Had my eye on this one for a while. She worked at Lush before for a short while last year but disappeared before I got to see her. Whilst I did like the look of her body in her pics, she did look a little moody, so she wasn't exactly at the top of my HL.
After being let down by another Lush girl (yet again) I finally got round to seeing her.

COMMS & LOCATION
You guys know the drill by now. Booked her for ½ hour over the phone at £60 and was lead to one of their apartments. If there's any newbies reading this feel free to ask for more details.

ALEXA
So, was her body as good as in the pics?
And was she as moody as she looked?
Funnily enough it was the other way around.
The photos on the website were either taken many moons ago, or the photographer was some sort of fucking wizard. Facially not too bad I suppose, but she has put a little weight on, and that is being kind.  Decent boobs but her belly and arse..... a different matter. She was very friendly though and relatively eager to please within the confines of her very limited service.

THE PUNT
No foreplay or anything. Came out of the shower to find her naked on the bed. After joining her she drove straight into OWO that wasn't awful, wasn't great either.
Bagged up and fucked her in mish, which she made clear from the off was the only position on offer. This would have pissed me off more but I'd lost interest by now and just finished in the bag.

Was gonna give this a neutral but those pics are very misleading, and the sevice in general was very lacking.
The only positive was her attitude/demeanor.
Banned reason: Fuck you as well.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline Jag123

Good review. Quick question, how long do you normally wait on hold for the lush operator?  I was waiting for over 25 minutes earlier and just hung up in the end.

Offline Punter S Thompson

Good review. Quick question, how long do you normally wait on hold for the lush operator?  I was waiting for over 25 minutes earlier and just hung up in the end.
Bloody hell mate, never that long!
What time did you call?
Banned reason: Fuck you as well.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline Jag123

8:30 am, I was hoping to get a 12pm booking with Adele but just gave up in the end

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Offline Punter S Thompson

8:30 am, I was hoping to get a 12pm booking with Adele but just gave up in the end
Yeah, Dark Vader is right.
That is too early mate. You'll never get through before 11am.
Banned reason: Fuck you as well.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline Ashley62

Do you pay Lush? or the girl?

Offline Boystud23

 I paid cash directly to the girls.
Lush book you the girl, give you time slot and post code, You are asked to make a call 5 mins before meet from the designated post code area. Lush then directs you or give clear instructions incl flat number, entry pass code etc via phone call..The girl who attends the phone is cherubic and wish you a good time with the punt...

Many guys incl me had bad experience (especially getting connected) while making the second call ,5 mins before appointment,  some times it may take 15 mins to reach through..

They are open at 11:00am and they have complete history of your calls and previous appointments.

Once I cancelled a meet (we'll in advance) due to Covid and when I called next time, they said they cannot book her due to previous cancellation history instead asked to call and check for availability on  the day of meet  which I did and met the girl.

So be careful while cancelling an appointment

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Offline Ashley62