Author Topic: Shanghai massage Newcastle  (Read 744 times)

Offline Fragilehand

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Having read some good(ish) reviews of this place thought if give it a try unfortunately not a great experience. App happened in late Dec 2021. Arranged a 30 min appointment by phonecall. Informed of a time and agreeded with the caller.
Arrived at the said location 5 minutes before and was asked to pay £25 for 30 minutes. Lady on counter was short and 40's I would say and ok looking. As soon as I paid it dawned on me something wasn't right. The lady behind the counter shouted something to another person and said you wait 15 minutes. I said I cant as I have work to go back to and will be late. I said maybe I can rearrange but was basically refused the a refund and ushered into a small dark room. Could hear a fellow punter next door taking dirty and being wanked off  :vomit:
Was stuck in this room for 15 minutes and eventually a lady walked in. Short slim wearing a red dress. Explained I now could only stay for 15 minutes and this was no fault of my own. She wouldn't budge with the price and reluctantly handed over £40 for 20 minutes b2b (total paid was £65 for 30mins) Lady was called zaza or sasa. To be fair she was very horny and was up for anything. Fingers In all the holes kissing etc but was weary as I knew she hadn't showered after milking boy wonder next door. Finished by finger her arse as we both were rubbing against each other. No shower offerd and was a rushed experience. Was informed they would do a special deal next time. Next time came 3 weeks later. Called made an appointment. Turned up and same older lady behind the counter. Prices are now £30 for 30 minutes. Explained about last time but she said you pay money first! Wasn't having that after last time. Politey Explained about being short changed last time but she said no to a discount demanded I pay upfront and said she was the only girl (woman) working (no zaza). This was bull shit as I could hear others in the back. For once thought with my head and walked. Just felt like a con shop. No consideration for customers not one for me. Didn't feel professional. I'm at a loss why these scam artists don't understand If they offer a good service people will return  :dash:
« Last Edit: January 29, 2022, 01:28:16 am by simplicool »

Offline Fragilehand

Sorry can this be moved to the massage reviews please thanks

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Offline waynekerr600

Thanks for the review. I think it can be a bit of a lottery this place as they cram so many punters through. Often find they disturb the massage by nipping out or having a conversation in Chinese through the door.

That said I've had a very good b2b from SaSa in the past.


Offline Fragilehand

Thanks for the review. I think it can be a bit of a lottery this place as they cram so many punters through. Often find they disturb the massage by nipping out or having a conversation in Chinese through the door.

That said I've had a very good b2b from SaSa in the past.
She was fine and attractive and horny and hence I went back just to see her. But from what I gathered she only works there its the owners who should organise better. I would have loved to spend a hour with her. Maybe next time your there you can ask her If she works indie? Out of all the places it's only sheng and Ruby who are consistent.(I know there are others but they only allow limited touching) Still think there's money to be made from someone setting up a decent b2b with good organisation. One to pitch to dragons den maybe? Bet touker would be up for it

Offline Fragilehand

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Thank you hate writing reviews on the phone always cock something up

Offline dexpunt

Cheers for this. I don't know why but I have no inclination to use any of the places in Newcastle town centre. There is much better venues elsewhere in the area. More discreet as well

Offline MasterBatesAgain

I had a poor experience recently with Coco at this place. Review to follow.

Offline waynekerr600

Just been this afternoon. Phoned ahead and made last minute booking. Made it clear 'no waiting'. When I arrived there were two blokes standing in the doorway when I entered so I walked.

@simplicool Sasa only works there I'm afraid.

Offline Disco dave

Place sounds shit. Will avoid