Author Topic: Recreating Woman (Or Man)  (Read 929 times)

Online Thephoenix

Ok so we've been invaded by aliens, and humanity has been virtually wiped out.
You've been given the task of recreating Woman....( Or for our SP friends...Man)

You may well say they're perfect already, and that's hard to disagree with.
But this is a fantastic opportunity!
Are there improvements, major or minor?

What about extra tits?, No voice, retractable penis for ts fans?
Matron says I've been having those funny dreams again, but come on....use your imagination! :unknown: :P

Offline Davey Dykes

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The ability to act normal and not drag up the accidental glance you gave her sisters or mates tits 23 and a half years ago would be a start.

Offline lillythesavage

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Brazilian surgeons could give you all the info on creating women, and they are not starting with a blank canvas  :D

Edit, maybe it is Thai surgeons really.
« Last Edit: January 28, 2022, 05:59:46 pm by lillythesavage »
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Offline stevedave

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The ability to act normal and not drag up the accidental glance you gave her sisters or mates tits 23 and a half years ago would be a start.

I think you're asking a bit much.

Offline shaft10

Ok so we've been invaded by aliens, and humanity has been virtually wiped out.
You've been given the task of recreating Woman....( Or for our SP friends...Man)

You may well say they're perfect already, and that's hard to disagree with.
But this is a fantastic opportunity!
Are there improvements, major or minor?

What about extra tits?, No voice, retractable penis for ts fans?
Matron says I've been having those funny dreams again, but come on....use your imagination! :unknown: :P

wouldn't happen, Will Smith and the Yanks would save the World ...

Offline standardpostage

I would recreate women, to not feel the cold.
To have an average body temperature of 47 degrees centigrade 116.6 degrees Fahrenheit.
This would make them to feel too hot to wear clothes, and would then walk around naked all year round  :)
I would also give them a much, much, much higher sex drive, so they would be up for it all the time  :thumbsup:
I would also get rid of the menopause, so like men, they can reproduce anytime.
This is to stop humanity being wiped out.
« Last Edit: January 28, 2022, 09:27:09 pm by standardpostage »

Offline PepeMAGA

Think swapping live birth for egg laying would be a plus in many ways.

Online scutty brown

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Essential feature would be a remote volume/mute control.

Another would be the ability  to wipe short term memories (for the days she catches you out)

Offline RedKettle

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I would recreate women, to not feel the cold.
To have an average body temperature of 47 degrees centigrade 116.6 degrees Fahrenheit.
This would make them to feel too hot to wear clothes, and would then walk around naked all year round  :)

Careful what you wish for. There are some monsters out there.

Offline RedKettle

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I would change the wiring in their brains that means if something you say can be interpreted two ways they go for the way that does not offend and upset them.

Offline Bonker

I would rewire/re-plumb women so that they talk out of their arses and shit comes out of their mouths.

I have already built a prototype out of my wife.

Online Thephoenix

So to sum up....

Your new design would include:-

Not feeling cold so continuously naked,
Higher sex drive,
No menopause,
Laying eggs,
Remote mute control,
No short term memory,
Rewiring brain so not offended,
Talking out of arse and shitting from mouth.

That seems to suggest that generally the physical characteristics of woman is good and doesn't require changing.
That's quite a compliment for the original designer, and will make our SP members happy.....(but they already know this anyway.)
I'd hoped that we might have had some responses from them but they're obviously too busy.

In that case, are there any changes you'd make to the new post apocalyptic man?

Offline badsin

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In that case, are there any changes you'd make to the new post apocalyptic man?

Balls that recharge as quickly as when I was 16 :hi:

Offline standardpostage

In that case, are there any changes you'd make to the new post apocalyptic man? (from Thephoenix)

Ability to have rock hard erections, similar to young man age, right up to very old age.
Be able to cum many time, similar to women.
Be immune to all sexually transmitted illness's.
Have a more flexible spine, so can suck own cock.
« Last Edit: January 31, 2022, 05:25:22 pm by standardpostage »

Offline freeze44

Think would re-engineer women to all to enjoy same sex fun with me in the middle of it, enjoy anal more and not as an odd treat for me and have hair that dries quickly and is improved by having cum in it  :thumbsup:

Offline Hotpocket

Extrs vagina between the tits.