External Link/Members OnlyWhen:
Couple weeks ago
Comms:
Called mobile, answered by a lady. Booked for 30mins massage (£30) for an hour’s time. When asked, she said Candy and Apple were working. Didn’t request who I’d like to be seen by.
Location:
As stated on website. Parked in the car park - free 2hr ticket from machine. Upstairs in a quiet row of shops. Open entranceway (no entry system) to the staircase between two ground floor shops. Coop a couple doors down. Saw a bunch of school kids hanging about outside Coop on my way out later. Once upstairs there’s a neon massage sign above the door. Apple opened the door and let me in and then into the dimly lit massage room with a massage table covered in tissue roll thing. Clean looking shower booth. There was a computer screen displaying cctv footage of (I think) outside/stairs. Could hear another customer entering next room during my massage. Thin walls.
Apple:
Unfamiliar Chinese accent. Mid-40s at least. Wouldn’t be surprised if over 50. Loads of make-up, red lipstick, bleached blonde hair. Short masseuse dress thingy which never came off. Slim size 6-8. Smooth but loose (age) feeling skin on legs. Didn’t look to carefully at other features. Wasn’t my type but needs must so I stayed. Handed over £30 for the massage. I asked if she wanted me to shower but she told me to undress and get on the table. Offered hard or medium. Chose medium.
Service: 15 mins of really mediocre massage, which should really be called running of oiled hands randomly on arms, back and legs. I didn’t make any effort to touch her, and she didn’t initiate any. Hand briefly brushed her legs when she walked around my head and shoulders. My effort to make convo didn’t make much of a difference. Told to flip. So I did. Checks out my semi ready fella and asks what I’d like. Suck and cum in mouth or HR. I asked how much for HR. She asks back how much I’d like to pay, followed by asking me why not suck and cim. I was like wtf fine suck and cim, how much for that? 20? Nope. 30? Nope. 40? OK. Fine. She didn’t take her clothes off, wiped my fella and jumped on table between my legs. Have to say owo was very good. She did this super gentle barely touching flicking thing with her tongue and mouth. Good attention to balls. I told her to slow down but she wasn’t having none of it. I doubt I lasted more than 5mins. Blew in her mouth. Sucked every last drop out and came after I was completely done. Spits out into sink and blows her nose. Makes a comment about too much cum. She tears off some of the tissue roll from massage table and tells me to wipe myself. Then directed into shower with shower gel. Clean towel provided. Got dressed. Paid the £40 on my way out. Was back out in only 25 mins.
Verdict:
Neutral only coz owo cim was enjoyable. Looks (subjective) and service was meh otherwise. Short changed on time. She kept upselling 1hr massage and how that’s so much more relaxing. Won’t return. I have a feeling regulars would get better service.
