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Author Topic: telling the other half she may have an STD!  (Read 9128 times)

Offline robs one

It is likely to be in the last few weeks/months. Not a difficult task to remember who sucked your cock in this period of time.

Unless the initial post was bollocks  :hi:
so when did you become a doctor then? from what I've read it can be with you and you never know if your not tested?
why the fuck would I post such a thing and ask for advice if it were bollocks?

Offline cunnyhunt

so when did you become a doctor then? from what I've read it can be with you and you never know if your not tested?
why the fuck would I post such a thing and ask for advice if it were bollocks?

Do I need to be a fucking doctor ?

You have pain when you piss and your balls hurt but Instead of going straight to your GP or a gum clinic you post on a punting form for advice  :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Find out what it is first.


And do not forget to post the links.  :hi:

If there are any.

Offline robs one

Do I need to be a fucking doctor ?

You have pain when you piss and your balls hurt but Instead of going straight to your GP or a gum clinic you post on a punting form for advice  :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Find out what it is first.


And do not forget to post the links.  :hi:

If there are any.
meaning it could be with you for years before it comes out.
I don't really give a fuck what you believe either with those little brain cells of yours! :hi:

if  there are any

Offline rolf32313

OK so Rob has gone from "I caught a STI from a hookier how can I tell my wife!" to "It could have been their a long time"...

Either you are:
1: In denial
2: Bored and this whole thread is make believe.

I don't think you need to be a doctor to draw the same conclusions as the guy you are arguing with...

I suspect we need to file this thread is the fiction section.

« Last Edit: July 09, 2014, 10:51:07 AM by rolf32313 »

Offline cunnyhunt

meaning it could be with you for years before it comes out.
I don't really give a fuck what you believe either with those little brain cells of yours! :hi:

if  there are any

But you do not know what you have as you have not been tested, so how can you state that you may of had an STI for some time.



Another fucking attention seeker  :crazy: :crazy:


And still no links  :hi:





Offline AnthG

And still no links  :hi:
But unless I have missed something in this thread, he doesn't even know if he has a STI yet.

Naming a girl as the one he thinks gave him something when maybe he has got nothing at all is a bit harsh I would say. Infact as an edit I would say is really harsh and way OTT.

I say this as I remember myself back when I started punting, i.e this thread

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=3440.0

I was panicking then like you wouldn't believe thinking I had thrush, Chlamydia or whatever and I had caught it from someone. I went to the gum clinic and just found it was penile eczema brought on from over washing the nether regions.

At that time before getting the check I was thinking lists of girls and going 'I know who it will be who gave me it' and thinking the worst of people, and I am pleased I never said nothing as she had given me nothing.

What I can also say it may not be an STI, It may be a UTI. I have also long before starting punting had a UTI and I can say an E-coli UTI infection its symptoms are pretty much identical to that of a Gonorrhoea infection.

The OP needs to get the checkup and stop speculating. And I would say definitely not name and shame until there is something to name and shame.
« Last Edit: July 09, 2014, 11:32:40 AM by AnthG »

Offline GreyDave

 :hi:
Robs one, be calm and play the I am bit under the weather card whilest you wait for tests local Gum places /express in dean street can tell for some very quickly and have great advisers listen to them (been there got tee shirt :( ) .

Luckly I was clear however I made it worse by worrying and drinking to much cranberry jucie and and stupidly took one of an old batch of anti bio`s.  These girls take dozens of cocks evey day my cock is only used to the once a week same place uncovered job, hence easy to iratate. hope this is all it is .

Gum clinic was calm helpfull and totally non judgemental ,these things happen was their aproach.
OWO is risky even though many do it, its off my list too many stingy worries after a sucky fucky.
Good luck.

Offline cunnyhunt

But unless I have missed something in this thread, he doesn't even know if he has a STI yet.

The OP needs to get the checkup and stop speculating.

These are the important points of your post Anth  :hi:

The thread is too much of an attention seeking fairytale story for me to believe. We have seen too many here before.

Offline GreyDave

Ant G :hi:
Great post, clear as could be  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:  ( thats what I had due to to much wanking sucking)


Offline Bobbob84

How difficult can this be?

Get checked.
While waiting for the results avoid sex with Mrs by any excuse such as; nicked my bollocks shaving, caught them in my zip, got wellied in the nuts at footy, got a bit of infection / redness after showering at gym, i think I've found a lump- will go to Docs to get checked, I've been called away on business for two weeks.

If result negative, happy days.
If positive then decide on other ways if not shagging til it's sorted. eg cut ur own balls shaving or go on business (like a Malaysian on flight M370)

Offline cunnyhunt

How difficult can this be?

Get checked.
While waiting for the results avoid sex with Mrs by any excuse such as; nicked my bollocks shaving, caught them in my zip, got wellied in the nuts at footy, got a bit of infection / redness after showering at gym, i think I've found a lump- will go to Docs to get checked, I've been called away on business for two weeks.

If result negative, happy days.
If positive then decide on other ways if not shagging til it's sorted. eg cut ur own balls shaving or go on business (like a Malaysian on flight M370)

Agree, but You forgot.

Don't make a bullshit story up

Offline Daffodil

OK so Rob has gone from "I caught a STI from a hookier how can I tell my wife!" to "It could have been their a long time"...

Either you are:
1: In denial
2: Bored and this whole thread is make believe.

I don't think you need to be a doctor to draw the same conclusions as the guy you are arguing with...

I suspect we need to file this thread is the fiction section.

The fiction section is getting full though with all your posts  :hi:

Offline rolf32313

The fiction section is getting full though with all your posts  :hi:
We could delete some of you fictional wantabe cop novels to make space?

I started punting back in feb 2013 and have been with around 35 different WG's :dash:

Take my advice then & start ringing around you may well have infected 34 prossies  :scare:
& not one review either  :hi:

thanks for the advice people. I'm going to get tested but something isn't right down there, seem to have a nagging pain in my balls and a slight burning when I piss. still ill wait and find out before I sacrifice my bollocks and tell her :bomb:
the coward in me would take the advice of dropping a tablet in meal but I think I'm going to have to tell her if it comes back positive. No more OWO for me with WG's or for that mater with anyone!
I think your right with the casual BJ but as for the caught it before we met, I've been married 24 years!

If it hurts when you pee and if one or both of your balls ache or are swollen, I'd put money on you having gonorrhea. And yes, you can get it from OWO. You can't 'keep' the bug in your system for years. If you've got these symptoms now, it means you'd have acquired the infection almost certainly within the last seven days.

You'll have a single dose of antibiotic from the GUM clinic and it will all be OK within a week or so. If you haven't knobbed your missus in the last seven days, then she (and you) is in the clear.



Offline Blackberry

Noob question alert! When you visit a GUM clinic how do they give you the results? I mean a letter arriving in the post from the local PCT might take some explaining! Above seems to suggest  they give you a code and ring a number to find out? This might help other noobs with the same question hopefully!

Offline robs one

AnthG - you are quite right that I don't know if I have an STI-STD or not, I shall be getting it checked when im in London next week now I know where to go.
kingnuts the pain started last week and my last punt was middle of May.
I have no intension of naming anyone yet, if I test positive I will have no problem or it could all be bollock couldn't it Cunnyhunt you soppy prick :hi:

the pain started last week and my last punt was middle of May.


& when was the last time u fucked your wife ? Don't think we've ruled her out yet ,she may well have a thread up on mums net " how do I tell my hubby I'm riddled "   :hi:

Offline punk

is this thread real? Answers on a post card.

Offline Toby

& when was the last time u fucked your wife ? Don't think we've ruled her out yet ,she may well have a thread up on mums net " how do I tell my hubby I'm riddled "   :hi:

This may result in another question later on: will they stay together if he finds out she is on the game?

Offline vorian

Noob question alert! When you visit a GUM clinic how do they give you the results? I mean a letter arriving in the post from the local PCT might take some explaining! Above seems to suggest  they give you a code and ring a number to find out? This might help other noobs with the same question hopefully!

I get a text,  guess it might differ from area to area.  :unknown:
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline cunnyhunt

AnthG - you are quite right that I don't know if I have an STI-STD or not, I shall be getting it checked when im in London next week now I know where to go.
kingnuts the pain started last week and my last punt was middle of May.
I have no intension of naming anyone yet, if I test positive I will have no problem or it could all be bollock couldn't it Cunnyhunt you soppy prick :hi:

You must be so fucking worried,  but instead of getting tested you will leave it until next week  :crazy: You are either bullshitting or you do not give a fuck about your wife's health.

If it looks like bullshit, and reads like bullshit  :hi:

You belong in either the Cunts thread or Wanker of the week.

Offline rogerc23

are there no punters on here who actually work in the medical profession? being a gp would be the ideal job to complement a punting career, access to as many antibiotics as you may need and limited working hours

Offline dilettante

Is there any bloody way I can possibly tell my other half that she may have an STD without her cutting off my bollocks, divine intervention welcome!
Depends how pally you are with the gardener I suppose ... and he may pass it on to your daughter ...

is this thread real? Answers on a post card.

I lost interest in it after it became clear we weren't going to come up with a plausible excuse any of us could use in the event of the unthinkable happening.

tcm


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