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Author Topic: telling the other half she may have an STD!  (Read 9119 times)

Offline robs one

Is there any bloody way I can possibly tell my other half that she may have an STD without her cutting off my bollocks, divine intervention welcome!


Go on the offensive and ask what the fuck SHE has been up to  :cool:

Get two lots of treatment and do a bit of cooking. Include the treatment in the ingredients.  :diablo:

Offline rolf32313

Not really, the million dollar questions is why do you think she may have an STD and which one?
If you have tested positive for something then...shit...

Offline Linker

Go on the offensive and ask what the fuck SHE has been up to  :cool:

 :lol: Think this is your best bet. Did you pick up this STD by a prossie? If so a link would help so others can avoid.

Offline sam55

Is there any bloody way I can possibly tell my other half that she may have an STD without her cutting off my bollocks, divine intervention welcome!

Hmm, this is where the wheels can potentially come off the punting wagon.

My plan would be to say nothing and hope she hasn't got it, the alternative is not a very palatable scenario in my book.

I had a similar scare a few years ago in the days when sex with Mrs Sam was still on the menu. I'd had OWO with a couple of WG's, although the sex was covered, and a couple of weeks later developed a pain when pissing. Unfortunately between the WG's and the symptoms I'd shagged the Mrs, only once, but BB of course. The GUM gave me the magic tablet, but the tests all came back negative, it was still a very worrying time.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2014, 03:31:36 PM by sam55 »

Offline Dani

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I would recommend getting tested first and if you do have one then I am afraid you need to bite the bullet and tell her as some STIs can cause some serious issues in women if left untreated such as pelvic inflammatory disease.  One nasty bugger that will pretty much kill any sex life you may have with her as it would be too painful as well as a partner who was miserable and in pain a lot of the time.

I would not however tell her it was with a prossie as that would add insult to injury as not only did you have sex with another woman you spent what she will see as family money on doing so.

Perhaps a drunken blow job on a night out that you regretted immediately and tried to forget.

Offline CBPaul

Do you know for sure that you have one ? If not then get tested.

If you do have one you have to find some way of talking to the OH, can't think of a reasonable excuse but there was a thread on here not that long ago about the very same subject.

As for not saying anything and hoping she hasn't got it, personally I think that is a ridiculous approach. Risk your OH having an STD and saying nothing. Really ??  :thumbsdown:

Offline yorkshire123

Perhaps a drunken blow job on a night out that you regretted immediately and tried to forget.



Yep, I'm sure that will help, maybe his OH will use a scalpel to remove his chin nuts as opposed to a bread knife.  :wackogirl:
« Last Edit: July 08, 2014, 03:49:49 PM by yorkshire123 »
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Which STD?

Several of them (chlamydia,  herpes, HPV, maybe others) can remain dormant for years,  making it plausible that you picked it up"when you were younger".

Offline robs one

thanks for the advice people. I'm going to get tested but something isn't right down there, seem to have a nagging pain in my balls and a slight burning when I piss. still ill wait and find out before I sacrifice my bollocks and tell her :bomb:
the coward in me would take the advice of dropping a tablet in meal but I think I'm going to have to tell her if it comes back positive. No more OWO for me with WG's or for that mater with anyone!
I think your right with the casual BJ but as for the caught it before we met, I've been married 24 years!

Offline vorian

thanks for the advice people. I'm going to get tested but something isn't right down there, seem to have a nagging pain in my balls and a slight burning when I piss. still ill wait and find out before I sacrifice my bollocks and tell her :bomb:
the coward in me would take the advice of dropping a tablet in meal but I think I'm going to have to tell her if it comes back positive. No more OWO for me with WG's or for that mater with anyone!
I think your right with the casual BJ but as for the caught it before we met, I've been married 24 years!


Get tested first, it could be anything.
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And the results take a couple of weeks.  :dash:

Offline vorian

And the results take a couple of weeks.  :dash:

So best for the OP not to do anything until then.
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Offline CoolTiger

So best for the OP not to do anything until then.

Including having sex with his wife. Try to get out of that one!!

Including having sex with his wife. Try to get out of that one!!

Easy - tell her you've got an STI  :lol:

Offline CoolTiger

Easy - tell her you've got an STI  :lol:

worse still... tell her you have a headache.... then all hell breaks loose and then she'll be convinced you have an STI

Offline vorian

Including having sex with his wife. Try to get out of that one!!

I was under the impression that for most married punters "Not having sex with the wife" was a relatively easy activity.  :D
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Offline akauya

And the results take a couple of weeks.  :dash:

That is normally the case in most GUM clinicns except the Dean Street Express if you go early in the day you get your results the same day, as long as you ave no symptoms that is, if you do they will send you to the other one and then you will have to wait a couple of weeks.

I think the OP already has symptoms so a couple of weeks wait it is.

Offline robs one

That is normally the case in most GUM clinicns except the Dean Street Express if you go early in the day you get your results the same day, as long as you ave no symptoms that is, if you do they will send you to the other one and then you will have to wait a couple of weeks.

I think the OP already has symptoms so a couple of weeks wait it is.

thanks , ill drop into that one this week :thumbsup:

Not sure if this might help excuses wise but I had a mate who claimed that he caught crabs off a blanket in a police cell after being locked up over night for being drunken disorderly.

Offline Happyjose

As others have said, get tested as soon as, and don't fuck anyone till you find out what you're facing.

Not much point speculating what it might be beyond what you have already, you'll just drive yourself nuts. At the end of the day it could turn out to be a simple bladder infection, so stay hopeful.

Best of luck anyway

Offline Taggart

As the OP is faced with a punter's ultimate dilemma, I'd say do nothing until certain. Despite the pressure you may feel you are under, sometimes doing nothing can be an option, as situations can be resolved in other ways.

There's no point in creating a volatile situation without just cause if she hasn't caught an STI. You learn from the lesson and move on.

If she has any STI symptoms, you will know in a day or two, and sorry to say, but the scapel will be out. If no symptoms, you need to abstain from sex without condoms with her until you are confirmed as clear. Feign back ache or something, but the key factors are to act as normal as possible so as not to attract attention. Dont do anything in her presence that might be construed as different or unusual behaviour. Women start to ask questions, and you soon get caught out.

Dealing with the inevitable fallout if she has (and you have) an STI will be immensely difficult. You will be asked some very searching questions, and having been wrongly accused of philandering in the past over, you have my sympathy.  A woman scorned is not a pleasant sight, and it seriously buggers up all future trust. If you stick together, you feel you are on probation, with your every move, text and email being questioned.  I've been there, and twice been a gnat's cock away from being booted out - and not for activities with WGs.

Best of luck.


 

Towels....

Towels can carry STD's, You could say you picked up the wrong towel at the gym, And it appears you have caught something that way. It is possible she can google it and see results.

She may think you have been doing something gay in the showers though


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