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Author Topic: Tunbridge Wells, Kent  (Read 5835 times)

Guys,

It seems to be reasonably well known that this part of the world is a bit of a desert when it comes to choice in punting, so I thought I would quickly create an overview of the landscape with a hope that some may want to add to it.

I'll start with those ladies based in the town on a permanent or semi-permanent basis who I would happily say are genuine:

GorgeousClaudiaxxx
https://www.adultwork.com/2064995 or https://www.adultwork.com/GorgeousClaudiaxxx

Lovely German blonde lady, excellent location and the real deal.

Reviewed here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=27723.msg393754;topicseen#msg393754

Playful L'Wren
https://www.adultwork.com/648785 or https://www.adultwork.com/Playful+L%27Wren

Not had the pleasure of visiting but considering she has so much feedback on AW I'm surprised she hasn't been reviewed here. I believe quite centrally located.

CurvyAmy
https://www.adultwork.com/196225 or https://www.adultwork.com/CurvyAmy

Outcalls only although I think she has done the occasional period of incalls. No full reviews on UKP but people have mentioned they have had visits from her and seems to be as advertised.

Sxynewgirl
https://www.adultwork.com/1343759 or https://www.adultwork.com/Sxynewgirl

Mature lady based in town, again no real reviews here but appears to be genuine.

Hot Angels
http://www.hotangel.co.uk/

Parlour, very centrally located in town. Different girls each day, ok flat and discrete enough, pleasant maid etc. No problems and good for what parlours are good for.

SEXYPORSHA
https://www.adultwork.com/1818747 or https://www.adultwork.com/SEXYPORSHA

An occasional visitor to this part of the world, staying in a discrete but central hotel, keep an eye on her Tours tab - has become a little bit unreliable in recent months.
Many reviews on here and created something of a fan club:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=25840.msg370950;topicseen#msg370950
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=28685.msg405289;topicseen#msg405289
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=28953.msg408357;topicseen#msg408357



Now in the last few days and weeks a few ladies have been popping up on AW, either with little or no feedback - I'm always curious when this happens, especially when some look tempting. If anyone has visited any of these girls please let us know:

https://www.adultwork.com/2523208 or https://www.adultwork.com/Lucy+Loving
https://www.adultwork.com/2514736 or https://www.adultwork.com/A+class+above
https://www.adultwork.com/2200706 or https://www.adultwork.com/Tabby+Bentley
https://www.adultwork.com/2296329 or https://www.adultwork.com/BLACK+PEARL%2E
https://www.adultwork.com/2476390 or https://www.adultwork.com/Natalie75
 https://www.adultwork.com/2403323 or https://www.adultwork.com/sensual+sofia+x

Cheers guys, if you've got any to add I would love to hear, get the feeling there are quite a few punters in this area who find themselves going up to London due to lack of choice.


12 review(s) found for SEXYPORSHA linked to in above post (10 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline Neverspell

Hi there,

Ah, Tunbridge Wells... Or as I sometimes think of it - the graveyard of the soul!

Ok, seriously though, I know the area well and have been punting there when on business trips whenever time allows over the last 2 or so years, so it's fair to say I know all the players and the ones you've already mentioned are probably the cream of the(fairly limited) crop.

Dealing with those you've mentioned in the same order:

GorgeousClaudiaxxx - honestly? Pure dynamite. And without a doubt the best on here by a long way (I wrote the review Mr LL linked to above). Statuesque, friendly, warm and sexy as fuck - not to mention fucks like a minx... As close as I've ever come to an out of body experience! If I could afford to I'd keep her all to myself. Would certainly give any London girl a run for their money in my opinion.

Playful L'Wren - my first AW punt, actually. Provides a good service, friendly enough and I've seen her a few times, although not recently... No OWO though, and has a full length mirror for incalls ( spends more time watching herself in it though). But you never lose the sense it's a service with her, and she can get a little impatient or even slightly aggressive when she gets annoyed, which has put me off. I'm a little more seasoned now and don't put up with that kind of crap.

CurvyAmy - professional, knows what she's doing. A good fuck and good oral too. Very pretty facially, big ( but not to big) bum and fairly small tits. My second punt on AW, and I've seen her a few times, but here's the thing - she has good comms, but she is really hard to hold a conversation with when you meet her. I used to think she was painfully shy but now I wonder if it's a form of aspergers... I'm not qualified to say for certain, but I like a girl to be able to hold a conversation, however small, without my having to do all the work... A deal breaker for me if I've seen them more than a few times.

Sxynewgirl - yes she's mature, a little outside my comfort zone tbh but i was curious, knows what she's doing. Slightly on the large side. Tried twice and moved on.

Hot Angels - a parlour in Tunbridge Wells, and a bit of a strange experience for me tbh. Went there twice - they have a different girl everyday on some kind of rotation - but I have no idea who I saw. The maid shows you in, takes the money and puts on porn in the room - all before you even see the girl. I don't need the porn, which kind of turns me off in that situation for some reason, but the whole place has a kind of 'revolving door' mentality and Im pretty sure the neighbours have figured out what's going on judging by the knowing looks I got...

Sexyporsha - only saw her once. A polish girl, kind of trendy and seems to enjoy her work. But she's not 27 as she says on her profile - she told me she wasn't 27, she was 37 but felt she could get away with it. Very skinny with fake tits too.

The others you have mentioned ? Don't know any of them, but look at their profiles - see the date they joined? Why have most of them no feedback or only a little feedback between 6 months to a year from joining? Avoid, as they're probably not genuine. Or TOFTT and let us know...
Banning reason: Prostitute posing as punter

Offline mattylondon

Guys,

It seems to be reasonably well known that this part of the world is a bit of a desert when it comes to choice in punting, so I thought I would quickly create an overview of the landscape with a hope that some may want to add to it.

I'll start with those ladies based in the town on a permanent or semi-permanent basis who I would happily say are genuine:

There's very little quality in this area. Generally, you have to go further afield to the Maidstone.

CurvyAmy
https://www.adultwork.com/196225 or https://www.adultwork.com/CurvyAmy
I punted her a few years ago. Her weight goes up and down like a yo yo. When I met her she was probably about a size 10-12 on top. 12 - 14 on the bottom half. She had quite a big bum, for her frame! I'd say she was girl next door pretty. By no means a stunner, but not unattractive either. I was staying in a hotel at the time. She did have very good comms and was very punctual. I remember that.

Unlike her blog, however, where she talks for England and holds so many strong opinions, in the flesh she was a deathly quiet. And I mean so quiet, that she put me very ill at ease and I felt uncomfortable with the situation.  No banter. No rapport. No chemistry
whatsoever. I concur with the previous poster and I believe that he may be onto something about her having some kind of condition.

It was very much a vanilla experience. Kissing was alright. Oral without was alright. Sex in missionary and doggy to finish... was alright! Very little interaction. I do remember one thing that really annoyed me. I'd specifically offered her the opportunity of a shower when she arrived but she assured me that she'd take one before she left. During the oral phase, I suggested a 69 and could smell right away that she must have gone to the toilet just before she left because her pussy stank of piss, as opposed to the rest of her which was fine!! I was distinctly unimpressed but kept my thoughts to myself!  :vomit: At the time she charged £70 for 30 minutes and it was my judgement that even then, she was overpriced. I believe she now charges £80 for the same. Personally, I wouldn't bother with her and would just for further afield. She gets away with that rate because there are so few girls in the area. She wouldn't survive in London or a big city charging £80, never mind Maidstone. That's for sure.

Sxynewgirl
https://www.adultwork.com/1343759 or https://www.adultwork.com/Sxynewgirl
She is genuine. I was in the area and in need of some quick relief, with no other options available. Fuck and suck quickie, with French kissing for £30. Sometimes, any port in a storm will do! She wasn't a bad fuck actually!
« Last Edit: July 10, 2014, 11:14:58 PM by mattylondon »

Offline BJvirgin

Sxynewgirl
https://www.adultwork.com/1343759 or https://www.adultwork.com/Sxynewgirl
She is genuine. I was in the area and in need of some quick relief, with no other options available. Fuck and suck quickie, with French kissing for £30. Sometimes, any port in a storm will do! She wasn't a bad fuck actually!

If meeting at mine then I would prefer to meet for a coffee/drink first just to get to know you

is this normal for a WG ? seems like something you'd get on a date instead of a punt. is this the *real* GFE? presumably if she doesn't like you the punt is off.




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