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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=284387.0 decided to book with Nikki.
Sent a text asking and got a response “I’m darling”. Went with it anyway and walked in to be welcomed by a 50+, not very attractive and yawning woman. In the background, a short dumpy thing appeared. I was shown into the room and asked for Nikki. The old one said something along the lines of she’s not here and everyone asks for her. In hindsight should have left but we all know why I stayed.
Stripped and laid face down, waited for a 5 mins. There’s a mirror above the massage table so you can see who comes in the door :scare:it was the dumpy one. Probably size 14 ish but a belly that makes you want to ask when it’s due! Tits about a B or C and ok but small in comparison to the rest of her.
She got straight down to oiling up and fairly decent back massage. Phone pinged a couple of times and she’s clearly responding as only one hand on me and the music stopped. She goes to the door and shouts and then back to me. She asked if I like hard or soft and mentioned something about not killing me. She climbed on the table and I began to think it might not take it. Rub of the legs back etc no real swipes or reach unders.
5 minutes of this and I’m asked to turn over. She starts talking to the little chap
in no time she’s asking what I want. No hint so as previous review I said £50 for blow job. She said £60 you have everything. No thanks just the bj. She leaves the room to get a rubber
On returning she talks to my cock again and applied the rubber. Her leg was up on the table allowing full access and asks if I want her naked. Not really but she did it anyway. Leg back up and puts her mouth over the tip. I went for a fondle of her already wet clunge and she asked if I want to put it in. So I slip in a finger and before I knew it she’s on the table and jumping on. It’s been a while, she was quite tight and I lasted an embarrassingly short time although with my eyes shut.
It started to get really weird as she says she didn’t know how to take off the condom and threw copious amounts of paper towel over me and started to pull in the vain hope of taking it off. She seemed scared of even seeing the custard.
Bit more of a massage mix and strange staring at me, all a bit uncomfortable. As I’m getting dressed she’s showing me photos of her daughter in China and telling me how her mum passed away last year. She said she was 49 and her name was Jenny.
Paid £30 for half hour massage and £50 in the room.
I was going to go with neutral as she was pleasant enough, the massage was good and I got more than expected, but with the phone, and the awkward clean up and photo show afterwards it’s not a place I would go back to just in case she’s still there.
So in summary, you’ll get full service and you can name your price, but as Forrest Gump says you never know what you’re going to get. Not worth the risk. £80 paid I know I could do better but I wasn’t ever going to go for FS as it seems like I’m cheating
but broken that one now. Looking forward to the next time the mrs is away.
