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    Author Topic: MissKDD - Flood Warning and Three Sauce Challenge!  (Read 4691 times)


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    This was a 2 hour punt with this popular lady. Location was a studio flat near to Marble Arch. Booked well in advance, she text me the address and a mobile number the evening before the punt. I told her previously that I was looking to do the three sauce challenge, whereby she would have a taste of my spunk, her squirt and my saliva! She was game for a laugh and thought it was a great idea and that McDonalds should advertise it with their happy meals! This girl's got a good sense of humour and fun.

    On the day of the punt I arrived near to her location about 40 minutes early. I let her know I was in the area and she asked if I wanted to turn up early. Oh yes! I was fizzing to get into her pants and I was invited to make my way.

    The flat is in a large block. Discrete and safe with easy access. Her message yesterday gave me all the details I needed to get to her door. When she opened the door I was greeted by Kirstin! Pretty girl with a curvy size 10 figure and nice big tits. She was dressed in a nice cream set of gear, just what I had asked for. As soon as I was through the door it was lips-on for some really nice FK. Business out of the way, I had a nice shower with lots of man friendly products and a dry towel.

    I went back into the studio living area starkers. She met me and we had a nice snog as she pushed those lovely tits and rubbed her cunt against my cock. Had a bit of banter about my challenge and she then set about swallowing my swollen cock. She gives an amazing DT blow job. Perfect, her soft red lips sucked my veiny treat right down her throat. Wet sloppy and gagging, she had the fucking lot.

    Her noshing skills were top drawer, with routine eye contact made with her very piercing eyes.

    Moved on to RO and I licked her sweet cunt and flicked her arsehole with my tongue! I then jammed my fingers inside that warm moist pussy. She told me not to worry and give her a firm finger bashing and where they hit the right buttons. After a minute I was furiously bashing her soaking wet hole. A few minutes of the and she let loose her first squirt all down my fingers and my face.  I lapped up some and passed it to her with some DFK. I asked her if she liked it and she smiled back and me nodding her head. Using her squirt, I lubed up her arsehole, fingering it and stretching it a little.

    I am not sure if this the right order but the suit went on and she pushed my cock inside her arse. I fucked her whilst she sat on the sofa. Lucky it was squirt proof. A bit of doggie, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl then took place whilst I was ramming her tight arse in cowgirl she let loose another torrent of her squirt. Both me and the sofa were soaked again. Her hot squirt soaked my cock and balls and felt amazing. Just fucking her arse had her explode!

    She got on a bar stool at one point and I pumped her arse from behind.

    We then moved to the bed and had more amazing DFK, DT and arse fucking. In a 69 position she again launched a large squirt on my face!  :crazy:

    We then decided to see if I could do the three sauce challenge so I got her onto the sofa and into the pile driver position. I then hammered her arse and at one point her cunt in that position. It was very tiring so we moved onto the floor at one point and once again I was pounding her arse until my legs started shaking.

    She fingered my arse which felt amazing.

    Back to the bed and I gave her arse and cunt a right good pounding in cowgirl and reverse. More squirting and she got all verbal telling me to fuck her harder. She loved my cock inside her, telling me how big it was and encouraging me to ram the fuck out of her. Oh before this she lay down and I face-fucked her deep as she lay on the bed. I rammed my cock right hard down the back of her throat and kept it there until she almost turned blue at one point. Wow! That girl can take a length!

    She then delivered a fucking expert rimming of my arsehole. She must have a fucking long tongue as I could feel it slide right up my hoop! Fucking loved her doing this.

    At this point I think we had been at it for almost one hour. I was well and truly wasted and ready to unload. She then took off the rubber and sucked my cock so hard that I fired a big wad of hot spunk down her throat, which she swallowed hungrily. She then cleaned up my cock with her mouth and more DFK.

    At this point I was soaking from not only her squirt but by the wild efforts!

    We then had a bit of break and a nice friendly chat. She's a really nice down-to-earth girl.

    With about 40 minutes left, she brought my cock to attention again with some more DT OWO. More fucking and squirting. The bed was soaked. She told me the girl who lived there kept asking her to use a waterproof sheet!  :angelgirl:

    She also massaged my walnut for a bit but this didn't really do anything for me. I mustn't have a man's G-spot!

    Kirstin then stood above me and I lubed up my cock whilst she played with her clit using one of her toys. I was knocking one out and she was giving her cunt a right going over. She must have squirted about 4 times all over my cock and stomach. I was fucking drenched in it and used it as extra lube. The whole bed was swimming in her juices. Like a fucking Jedi mind trick she knew exactly when I reached my vinegar stroke and she crouched down and started to suck my cock hard and fast. I unloaded pop 2 into her mouth and she took the lot. She swilled it around for a bit and looked at me to see if I wanted a taste before swallowing most of it. I then kissed her and mixed the spunk with her squirt and my tongue juice. There it was! The three sauce challenge was completed although not in the way I had planned it.  :drinks:

    We had some time left and we both collapsed on the soaking bed.  :dance: She was wondering how she was going to explain this to her friend. We then had a nice chat and after a bit, I had a nice shower.

    We finished over the 2 hours and Kirstin took this in her stride. She didn't even pay attention to the time, it was me who brought it up. Left with another lovely deep kiss goodbye.

    Great service provided by a filthy girl who just loves sex! I shall return! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

     :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

    Offline LNDNman

    Amazing review. Loved reading it.

    Looking forward to my first encounter with her.


    wow...lasting an hour with all that action, i would barely last a minute. I'm going to be like the most boring time for her ever compared with all this haha

    Offline hendrix

    wow...lasting an hour with all that action, i would barely last a minute. I'm going to be like the most boring time for her ever compared with all this haha

    I've had loads of punts with her that have been just "nice" GFE..it's not all BBC gangbangs and trannys! :D...I've found she's very flexible at matching what you want at any particular time.

    Offline password02

    I've had loads of punts with her that have been just "nice" GFE..it's not all BBC gangbangs and trannys! :D...I've found she's very flexible at matching what you want at any particular time.

    +1 mine was a GFE with a twist of PSE  :thumbsup:

    Offline vorian

    Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

    Great review!..I can only say "told you so" :D

    Just woke up. Had a power snooze as I was exhausted! Feel like I've spent a day in the gym!  :crazy:

    She told me that you might be visiting her later after my punt thought I'd warn you about the state of the place. Good recommendation Sir!  :thumbsup:


    Offline herbie007

    Great review

    Sounds like a right filthy meeting and like my kinda girl  :drinks:

    Offline hendrix

    Just woke up. Had a power snooze as I was exhausted! Feel like I've spent a day in the gym!  :crazy:

    She told me that you might be visiting her later after my punt thought I'd warn you about the state of the place. Good recommendation Sir!  :thumbsup:

    Haha! Yep, I saw her last night - still squirting!  :wackogirl:



    She sounds excellent fun and judging by what others have said, can switch from GFE to PSE and combine the two. That's certainly the type of WG I like at the moment. KDD is little far away from my neck of the woods, but seems worth the effort to get there.  :hi:

    Offline password02

    She sounds excellent fun and judging by what others have said, can switch from GFE to PSE and combine the two. That's certainly the type of WG I like at the moment. KDD is little far away from my neck of the woods, but seems worth the effort to get there.  :hi:

    Great session with her a few weeks ago - GFE to PSE - mixed it well

    I think a UKP team should form up to GB MissDD until she can't walk or squirt no more!  :lol: :lol: :lol:


    I can see silmilarities with my three sauce challenge with the ice bucket challenge. Both entail a good soaking, although MissKDD's squirt is considerably warmer. Have one of you punters plagiarised my idea for charity?  :scare:

    Think she's be up for squirting over someone on Facebook?

     :D

    Offline hendrix

    I can see silmilarities with my three sauce challenge with the ice bucket challenge. Both entail a good soaking, although MissKDD's squirt is considerably warmer. Have one of you punters plagiarised my idea for charity?  :scare:

    Think she's be up for squirting over someone on Facebook?

     :D

    Already sorted :D my birthday punt will feature buckets of ice!  :thumbsup:

    Offline vegg1e

    I can see silmilarities with my three sauce challenge with the ice bucket challenge. Both entail a good soaking, although MissKDD's squirt is considerably warmer. Have one of you punters plagiarised my idea for charity?  :scare:

    Think she's be up for squirting over someone on Facebook?

     :D
    Already told her about it and done it many times over during my time with her  :coolgirl:
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    Offline LL

    Already told her about it and done it many times over during my time with her  :coolgirl:
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    Call me a cynic and I'm expecting a defensive response but personally I suspect it's highly likely that when any WG "squirts" for a client it's just piss. :bomb:

    Offline hendrix

    Call me a cynic and I'm expecting a defensive response but personally I suspect it's highly likely that when any WG "squirts" for a client it's just piss. :bomb:

    :D this isn't meant to be defensive, and I know at least one girl that pisses when she claims to squirt... But having tasted both streams, they're quite different :D

    :D this isn't meant to be defensive, and I know at least one girl that pisses when she claims to squirt... But having tasted both streams, they're quite different :D

     :lol: Who was it that pissed on you?

    Offline hendrix

    :lol: Who was it that pissed on you?

    She isn't  on aw :D I didn't particularly mind but it was definitely piss and not squirt!

    She isn't  on aw :D I didn't particularly mind but it was definitely piss and not squirt!

    Was it an angel from London?  :cool:

    Offline LL

    :D this isn't meant to be defensive, and I know at least one girl that pisses when she claims to squirt... But having tasted both streams, they're quite different :D
    Haha, OK if you've tasted both then I stand corrected.  You confirm then that at least one girl that you know of fakes it.

    Offline LL

    Also, I forgot to comment on the original review - I really enjoyed reading it.  Reminds me of Men Only and other porn mags I would read read during my youth in the 90s.  I can just picture some of the phrases in this review, would be in a larger font and different colour next to a shot of a girl, e.g.

    Quote
    She must have a fucking long tongue as I could feel it slide right up my hoop!
    hoop?  :lol:
    Quote
    She also massaged my walnut for a bit
    walnut?  :lol:

    Mr Dickus I hope you come out of retirement soon as I look forward to seeing your next review.  Just stay away from headfuck prossies like Sophia (Malena or whatever it is she calls herself now).  :D







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