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Author Topic: Madlin Moon ~ My Worst Ever Punt.  (Read 27034 times)


28 review(s) for MadlinMoonXXX (27 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline pong

I had a similar experience with her. I didn't post this before because I thought I was the one off after reading all the positive feedback. For sure one of the most boring punts I ever had from a WG which is clearly only after money.

Offline vorian

Well, The best laid schemes of mice and men. I guess punting is always a risk,  no matter how small, a sobering thought.
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I had her in my mental 'possible future punt' list

After such a negative review from a trusted source: NO FUCKING WAY !!!!!

 :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

Offline bradshaw

DISCLAIMER: I should of walked away within the first 5 minutes, but tried to reassure myself that everything would come good, this was Madlin Moon, the UKP sweetheart. When I realised it was a non-starter, it was too late.


https://www.adultwork.com/2121051 

1 hour = £150

The flat was hot, stuffy and poorly lit.

There was no real greeting upon arrival, I could of been anyone. I sipped a glass of water, Madlin just sat on the bed staring, giving the kind of look that only a woman can give. Any attempts at banter was met with either a pulled face or ''I don't know what you mean'' which is apparently one of the few phrases in English she knows - I got to hear it many times. Things got so awkward, so fast, that I asked her if she wanted me to leave because she didn't look very pleased to see me. She said I could stay.... Oh lucky me! Obviously my 20% body fat cut no ice here!

I nipped into the shower hoping she's sort her shit out. If there'd been a window in the bathroom I'd probably of climbed out of it, sod my jacket in the other room. Things just went from bad to worse. No conversation, uneasy atmosphere followed up with a terrible strip tease which was so painful to watch it made a small piece inside me die. I silently prayed for Boris to jump out of the wardrobe....

It was so bad that the 'little chap' wouldn't even budge an inch, in fact, I think he tried crawling up into my abdomen to get away. After a few minutes of nothing worth mentioning Madlin asked twice what I wanted to do? My first reply was to ''flick the telly on'' my second was, ''this is going really badly, I think I'll grab a quick shower and go,'' which I did. Whilst walking down the street I checked my watch to find 24 minutes had elapsed - it felt much longer.

This was easily the worst punt I've had in years, possibly of all time. I can't ever recall feeling so awkward or un-aroused - and I've punted in some of the most inhospitable misandrist surroundings known to mankind.

AVOID  :thumbsdown:

sorry to hear your bad punting experience well it reminds me her first appearance in AW during 2011-2012 when in fact she was working only as an escorts in London and I've had almost similar experience like yours but that was a cheap punt 1 hour £100. Now I would never consider to pay £150 for an infamous so called pornstar. :rolleyes:


28 review(s) found for MadlinMoonXXX linked to in above post (27 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Reading some of the reviews on here for Madlin Moon I am still very surprised about the negative from B&G and hope he has a great punt on his next visit who ever that may be - I still really believe that this is def a 1 off as she has been reviewed here for over a year and at no time has there been a negative on this forum for her so this is a first. I do genuinely think this was a 1 off.

I looked at the reviews from B&G and it seems he has not had much luck with the girls - He has posted 12 reviews of which 7 were negatives.

Looked on my reviews and I have 24 - 20 Positives, 3 Negatives and 1 Neutral

All I can say is that he has been unlucky with his punts and hope he has more success in the future.

Password. I think your being a little unfair. It is obvious from the review. That the service provider was obviously not in the mood (we all have days when were not in the mood for work) Bangers and Gash asked her if she wished to contiune. Which gave her the chance to say actually I am not and to return his fee. Would that have been a negative not in my book as it would been an honest answer. Rather than I just want the money as I have paid out for the incall location already.

In my opinion the posting of negative exp is of equally importance as positive reviews. As they allow members to make there own judgements.

Highlighting the fact that you have larger percentage of positive reviews than bangers and gash just comes across as being a bit snide. If you want to say you think he brought the negative on himself just come out and say it.

As Hendrix says its a punt a gamble. And as gambling man I can tell you even the best mare in training can have an off day.

password02

My apologies guys  - My post was not supposed to come out or sound as if it was a snide comment - Totally unfair on B&G as at the end of the day it was a negative review - no issues my end

Thats actually a very well, humourous written review :D

I think part of the problem could have been the time of day the reviewer saw her (she could have been shagged out by then) and his little fella unable to get up (no blue pills?). Also the location didn't seem to help either.

Its always important to get a view from his side of the fence as it does give you a clearer picture of what you're dealing with as theres a lot of fluffy shit on UKP with this particular WG. It does in fact show a side to her that we know exists in WGs, especially with the money grabbing attitude and not being professional enough to offer at least some of the money back.

Unlucky B&G, hope you get your money's worth with someone better.


Fair enough Password.

Like I said even the best mare in training can have a bad day.

And Bradshaw the only other major after timer on here was Abdul. He also had seen every bird at lower rates.

Offline The


I looked at the reviews from B&G and it seems he has not had much luck with the girls - He has posted 12 reviews of which 7 were negatives.

Looked on my reviews and I have 24 - 20 Positives, 3 Negatives and 1 Neutral

All I can say is that he has been unlucky with his punts and hope he has more success in the future.

Maybe he has higher standards or is less easily pleased than you? Not meant as a dig at you, but some punters have different expectations than others.

I too wish B&G all the best for the future and also have maximum respect for him after this review. auto-censored had a couple of girls who, it seemed, the entire forum had fucked, most notably Pinkcupcakes/Natasha, and any criticisms were always kept pretty much muted. It was starting to appearing that Madlin Moon, and to a large extent KirstenDD, were becoming UKP's sweethearts in very much the same manner. It's nice to see someone boldly speak out and go against the grain and be truly honest.

Offline vorian

It will be interesting to see if and how Madlin responds to this thread,  very interesting indeed. I see it going only a few ways.

1) She ignores it completely and does not comment.

2) She denies it happens at all or a least not that way.

3) She goes on the attack and blames the punter.

4) She admits to providing a poor service and offers recompense.
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commiserations on your miserable punt


... either a pulled face or ''I don't know what you mean'' which is apparently one of the few phrases in English she knows - I got to hear it many times...

the Madlin who posts on UKP has very good english,
eg

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=16752.0

quote
"
I would gladly meet much more guests a day,
 but 1. I know my body's limits, 2. I want satisfied guests
 (for selfish reasons - satisfied guest=good reputation),
 3. I find it hard to arrange 4-5 meetings 1-2 hours long
into one day (I need a little time between guests for getting
 ready, correcting make up, possibly eating a little - plus
what if a guest arrives a little late or early? Also which
 of you like clockwatching?). So in my opinion 3
(ok, maybe occasionaly 4) satisfied guest is much more than
 5 or more unsatisfied on the long term."

end quote

so either she doesn't write her own posts here,or google translate
does the job,or she just couldn't be arsed to give you a good service
and fell back on the language barrier.anyway,very disappointing.




Offline akauya

Well, I'm also one of those who gave Madlin a glowing review for a fantastic PSE session, so I'm really surprised to see this negative review.

Great shame you had a bad punt B&G, it sounds awful. Hope you have a better punt next time.


Sorry your punt wasn't good! When I saw her, her English wasn't the best but her service was great. I did sent her a list of exactly what I wanted via AW email prior to the punt so she knew what I was looking for in my hour. Shocked to read this! Was considering another punt on her next visit.

Offline Splosh

Have never seen any of her "work" just liked her pics and her previous reviews so this is a shock. I suppose that just because your a porn star it doesn't necessarily follow that you have a talent for sex, porn films are scripted (sort of) and they are directed (sort of) so just because Tom Cruise was in Top gun doesn't make him an ace fighter pilot does it.

But of course if your earning £150 an hour you should make the effort, still in my HL but on a yellow card.

BTW BG Splosh = 9.5% body fat , I'm a lean mean fucking machine - read it and weep fat boy..................great review.

Offline musicman007

wow!!!...i think there are a few of us on here that are shocked by this,sorry to hear about your bad experience,so disappointing after hearing so many good things about her.
i've seen her twice and she didnt in any way disappoint me.lets just hope this is a one off blip and nothing serious or sinister.
good luck next time :music:

Offline shagbambi

B&G I take my hat off to you for having the balls to write this review.

I believe that the board's darlings are not as professional as is made out, beginning with their comms with new punters (new to them anyway).  I suspect that this then filters through to the actual service.  Despite what is believed they operate their fannies like normal shops, where repeat customers, better ones(long bookings) and critics(known reviewers) are treated differently.  It is normal commerce. 

When a member does speak out in a thread it is glossed over or in B&G's case starts his own thread it is slyly suggested that he could not get it up or he can't select good punts or his expectations are too high.

So well done for telling us how you were ripped off.  Sometimes the emperor has no clothes.

Offline herbie007

wow!!!...i think there are a few of us on here that are shocked by this,sorry to hear about your bad experience,so disappointing after hearing so many good things about her.
i've seen her twice and she didnt in any way disappoint me.lets just hope this is a one off blip and nothing serious or sinister.
good luck next time :music:


+1 Sorry to hear you had such a shit punt B&G and hope she gets in touch with you to sort it.


I notice the SP from this review has been online this morning.

I hope they have contacted Bangers by PM and any issues have been resolved.


B&G I take my hat off to you for having the balls to write this review.

I believe that the board's darlings are not as professional as is made out, beginning with their comms with new punters (new to them anyway).  I suspect that this then filters through to the actual service.  Despite what is believed they operate their fannies like normal shops, where repeat customers, better ones(long bookings) and critics(known reviewers) are treated differently.  It is normal commerce. 

When a member does speak out in a thread it is glossed over or in B&G's case starts his own thread it is slyly suggested that he could not get it up or he can't select good punts or his expectations are too high.

So well done for telling us how you were ripped off.  Sometimes the emperor has no clothes.

Thanks for summing up most of the key points in one post. I didn't want to start quoting people as it'd take all night and most of the info was included in the original review. TBH I was expecting to get hammered by the WK's so have been pleasantly surprised .... so far.

Maybe my expectations are too high, but I know a shit punt when I see one. I'm not here to post stud-like fluffy reviews to make myself sound like Jonny Big-Bollocks and get future discounts. Those that reckon they've never had a bad punt are either lying or don't punt. I'm at ease with my + to - ratio.

As for the laughable 'not getting it up' card . If I can punt the likes of Chloe Kisses then I can punt anyone, well, it would seem nearly anyone. Poor manners/attitude are a major turn off. Punting rubbish women can affected a man's psyche, but luckily I'd pre-booked another punt elsewhere for later that same day and spent a full 2 hours pounding the living daylights out of each other.

Result.  :drinks: 

Offline hendrix

Thanks for summing up most of the key points in one post. I didn't want to start quoting people as it'd take all night and most of the info was included in the original review. TBH I was expecting to get hammered by the WK's so have been pleasantly surprised .... so far.

Maybe my expectations are too high, but I know a shit punt when I see one. I'm not here to post stud-like fluffy reviews to make myself sound like Jonny Big-Bollocks and get future discounts. Those that reckon they've never had a bad punt are either lying or don't punt. I'm at ease with my + to - ratio.

As for the laughable 'not getting it up' card . If I can punt the likes of Chloe Kisses then I can punt anyone, well, it would seem nearly anyone. Poor manners/attitude are a major turn off. Punting rubbish women can affected a man's psyche, but luckily I'd pre-booked another punt elsewhere for later that same day and spent a full 2 hours pounding the living daylights out of each other.

Result.  :drinks:

Hardly too high to expect at least a friendly and engaged service - minimum requirement for me. Glad you had a good punt later!

Offline a10

Got a link for your backup WG Bangers? Always nice to share the good details around.

Got a link for your backup WG Bangers? Always nice to share the good details around.

 ;)

Offline Madlin Moon

It will be interesting to see if and how Madlin responds to this thread,  very interesting indeed. I see it going only a few ways.

1) She ignores it completely and does not comment.

2) She denies it happens at all or a least not that way.

3) She goes on the attack and blames the punter.

4) She admits to providing a poor service and offers recompense.

Originally I was thinking option 1), but decided with 2), partly 4)

First of all I'm sorry for the bad experience (and I was sorry even before this review was written).

This is how I remember:
The place was not the Ritz, but it was clean and nice, rated 7,8 on a well known booking website, but it was in the basement, I was unlucky.
I had no problems on that occasion, did everything as usually.  It was late morning, I was fresh, I had no bad day. He arrived, I let him in, there was no greeting DFK, true. He used an accent/pronunciation I couldn't really understand (or used expressions I don't know?). I asked him several times if everything is okay, what's wrong, he told me everything was okay (or misunderstood him again?). I tried to keep the contact between the two of us by our bodies. I tried everything, all my tricks, but he was immune to me.
I would like to tell that I offered money back (B&G never said I didn't, but others did).

I'm not saying it is not my fault at all, because it was me not really understanding you, but in my defence you are not an easy one to understand for somebody like me who just learnt English.

So again I'm sorry for your bad experience, but I think now I/we can't undone it.
Hopefully my post won't be oil on flames, I don't really plan to write much more about this here, but you are welcome to PM me B&G anytime.


Shit. I've got a booking with her at the weekend. Seriously thinking of cancelling now.

Offline vorian

Shit. I've got a booking with her at the weekend. Seriously thinking of cancelling now.

Considering that she has read this thread and given her previous good character you might well find that she is aware of the importance of giving a top service,  thus imo I would expect a good service.  Of course no guarantees.
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