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Author Topic: Madlin Moon ~ My Worst Ever Punt.  (Read 27076 times)


28 review(s) for MadlinMoonXXX (27 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


DISCLAIMER: I should of walked away within the first 5 minutes, but tried to reassure myself that everything would come good, this was Madlin Moon, the UKP sweetheart. When I realised it was a non-starter, it was too late.


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1 hour = £150

The flat was hot, stuffy and poorly lit.

There was no real greeting upon arrival, I could of been anyone. I sipped a glass of water, Madlin just sat on the bed staring, giving the kind of look that only a woman can give. Any attempts at banter was met with either a pulled face or ''I don't know what you mean'' which is apparently one of the few phrases in English she knows - I got to hear it many times. Things got so awkward, so fast, that I asked her if she wanted me to leave because she didn't look very pleased to see me. She said I could stay.... Oh lucky me! Obviously my 20% body fat cut no ice here!

I nipped into the shower hoping she's sort her shit out. If there'd been a window in the bathroom I'd probably of climbed out of it, sod my jacket in the other room. Things just went from bad to worse. No conversation, uneasy atmosphere followed up with a terrible strip tease which was so painful to watch it made a small piece inside me die. I silently prayed for Boris to jump out of the wardrobe....

It was so bad that the 'little chap' wouldn't even budge an inch, in fact, I think he tried crawling up into my abdomen to get away. After a few minutes of nothing worth mentioning Madlin asked twice what I wanted to do? My first reply was to ''flick the telly on'' my second was, ''this is going really badly, I think I'll grab a quick shower and go,'' which I did. Whilst walking down the street I checked my watch to find 24 minutes had elapsed - it felt much longer.

This was easily the worst punt I've had in years, possibly of all time. I can't ever recall feeling so awkward or un-aroused - and I've punted in some of the most inhospitable misandrist surroundings known to mankind.

AVOID  :thumbsdown:


28 review(s) found for MadlinMoonXXX linked to in above post (27 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Online Steve2

You are such a fluffy B&G ;)

 :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:

Sorry you had a bad punt but as we all know , shit can happen even after taking all the reviews on board

We'll I wasn't expecting to read that! Sorry you had a bad time bxg.

Offline 385North

I thought she was supposed to be the mutts nuts, based on what I've read. Ho-hum ...



 Things just went from bad to worse. No conversation, uneasy atmosphere followed up with a terrible strip tease which was so painful to watch it made a small piece inside me die. I silently prayed for Boris to jump out of the wardrobe....


Sorry to hear about your shit time Bangers

Its been a long time since i've prayed for Sergei to bang on the door !! But I totally get that feeling...

Hopefully your next punt will be better


Offline punk

Disappointing though. :thumbsdown: thought better

Offline hendrix

Wow..that is a surprise. Sorry to hear you had such a shit punt B&G

Offline naz

Very suprised as she has a lot of good reviews. I had seen her once many years ago before she became a porn star.
It was one of the great punts then.
I have had average punts even though the girls were highly reviewed on here. I put that down to different expectation and maybe if the WG is not comfortable with me. (Not that Im a monster or something).
I think she should have just given the money back if that is the case. Ive walked away if i felt uncomfortable or just didnt like the WG. I dont think I can say this with Madlin she is hot.

So suprised to see a negative.

sorry to hear you had such a bad one. Especially disappointing after the glowing reviews I imagine. 150 is alot to pay someone to have a shit attitude for 20 odd minutes. I know if it were in any other business, 150 for such shit attitude you would definitely expect the money back and the person out of business. Hell, the only place I know they get to have such a shit attitude is tesco, and they aint getting 150 an hour, thats for sure.

Oh no B&G! Why didn't you stick your tongue down her throat and start to play with her pussy ? - to wake her up a bit. I hate it when the room is poorly lit and stuffy. I've never seen Madlin, but it sounds she is jaded and looking to quit soon. Most good prossies always make the first move with DFK. Hope the next punt is better.

Would be interesting to read Madlins view of this report.

password02

Again was never expecting that from B&G!! - Really sorry that it was a bad session - I think this is her 1st Negative in 12 months since I have know her- Looking at the positives from the UKP members it seems at least 15 members have seen her from this forum and its been very positive as far as I know so this negative is very surprising?

All I can say in her defence is that she may have had a very bad day or hour when you was there as I have seen her on 8 different occasions in 12 months and every punt has been great.

Not sure about a burn out as she only 'tours' London for 5-6 days every months and as far as I know she only escorts here in London as back home its film shoots and model work.

 

sorry to hear you had such a bad one. Especially disappointing after the glowing reviews I imagine. 150 is alot to pay someone to have a shit attitude for 20 odd minutes. I know if it were in any other business, 150 for such shit attitude you would definitely expect the money back and the person out of business. Hell, the only place I know they get to have such a shit attitude is tesco, and they aint getting 150 an hour, thats for sure.

I dont know some of the Q.C's i have dealt with have shitter attitudes than the worst working girls !

I dont know some of the Q.C's i have dealt with have shitter attitudes than the worst working girls !

at least when you leave a q.c. you know youve been fucked thoroughly

at least when you leave a q.c. you know youve been fucked thoroughly

True No lube from those fuckers !!!

sandy vaseline, compulsory extra, read the bill again

Offline always_a_winner

Sorry to hear it didn't go well with her. My time with her was the complete opposite which makes your bad experience ever more surprising. She will probably read this thread at some point and maybe give her view and points across.  I certainly wouldn't put anyone else off her. She's an absolute beaut and she is damn good.

Offline NightKid

Whoa, that's a major bombshell! (double entendre intended)  :bomb:  Talk about dropping standards ...

Sorry to hear you had a lousy time ... hope she was professional enough to give you your money back at least?

Offline iPad3

Shit!!!! I was thinking about a visit during her next trip in July, I wouldn't have dreamt there was a risk of poor service based on what I've read up to now.

What to do now, any thoughts gents? :dash:

Offline hendrix

Shit!!!! I was thinking about a visit during was  next trip in July, I wouldn't have dreamt there was a risk of poor service based on what I've read up to now.

What to do now, any thoughts gents? :dash:

It's always disconcerting to see negatives for a woman that I and plenty of others here have had a good time with. I guess ultimately this is why it's a "punt".. Even a favourite will fuck up eventually. Whether b@g has been unlucky or Madlin is slipping badly remains to be seen. Personally, I would see her again as I think she's worth the punt. If my next experience with her is anything like this however..

Really didn't expect this. Madlin came across as the "Holy grail" on here, Ive been saving her for my birthday present to myself. Sorry to hear you had a bad one mate and if anyone on here sees her again, id be very interested to see if she really is dropping her standards or just an off day.

Offline stayer

I've had bad punts but none as awful as yours. OK, everyone has a bad day but, if you are feeling like shit, then you say to the customer in advance 'Sorry, I'm not up to it'.

By not cancelling in advance she showed a complete lack of respect and professionalism.

Offline Urban_G

Dayum! A total surprise, not from having seeing her myself, but from what I've read on UKP.

Sorry it went so bad for you B&G :drinks:

Offline dp1817

Her performance in her porn movies are extremely good, Plus she has allot of good feedback

so we know she knows what she is doing and can perform very well. I guess something must have had her in foul mood maybe?

password02

Reading some of the reviews on here for Madlin Moon I am still very surprised about the negative from B&G and hope he has a great punt on his next visit who ever that may be - I still really believe that this is def a 1 off as she has been reviewed here for over a year and at no time has there been a negative on this forum for her so this is a first. I do genuinely think this was a 1 off.

I looked at the reviews from B&G and it seems he has not had much luck with the girls - He has posted 12 reviews of which 7 were negatives.

Looked on my reviews and I have 24 - 20 Positives, 3 Negatives and 1 Neutral

All I can say is that he has been unlucky with his punts and hope he has more success in the future.

« Last Edit: July 07, 2014, 10:28:24 PM by password02 »




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