I remember kissing a bloody gorgeous girl (who I somehow miraculously drunkly pulled in real life), and being tickled by her moustache...
The one a was referring to was an older lady, I had been blinded by her large boobs on her web site.
She worked from her home, which was a farm, obviously hubby was out ploughing the fields.
Upon entering her kitchen, I was met with what must have been 30 - 4o Flys, swarming all over the place......
Anyway, I followed her up stairs which wasn't grubby like the kitchen, As she leaned closer to kiss me that's when I first noticed the 'tash'....
That's all I could think of whilst she snoggged my face off, It felt like kissing a man.
Her tash was soft, but she had a stubbly chin, which she obviously shaved, and that prickled me.
I took a very passive role for the rest of the punt, she did rim very good, which I can still remember,
and although her boobs were very large and full, her nipples were hairy....
I never went back.