Bbwslut87 - Barnsley

[Longshot]

External Link/Members Only

1hr £80

Lots of glowing reviews from the membership here so i thought this would be a safe punt.  Sadly i just didnt enjoy this one.

Comms were fine and booked the time slot i wanted.  I opted for £80 hour as it sounded a real bargain and meant i didnt have to rush the job in 30mins.

House is discreet enough as the main door is set back from the road, no prying eyes although im no longer that bothered these days.

The girl (never found out or even asked for a name) is a fair likeness of what her profile suggests - she is a big unit and as mentioned in previous reviews not much of a looker.

Service were delivered adequately, deep blow job (uncovered) fk and CIM finish.

The biggest dissappointment was the ripe and unpleasant taste of her pussy.  I normally love going down on a girl and especially enjoy a big fat lass sitting on my face but this was grim.

Round one finished in her mouth which she took well and after a quick breather she tried to get me going for a second go but my dick was having none of it.  I'd lost all interest by now so had a shower and left after only half hour.

In fairness, shes cheap and gave what i asked for but i definitely wont be going for a return visit.

[Northerndave666]

External Link/Members Only

1hr £80

Lots of glowing reviews from the membership here so i thought this would be a safe punt.  Sadly i just didnt enjoy this one.

Comms were fine and booked the time slot i wanted.  I opted for £80 hour as it sounded a real bargain and meant i didnt have to rush the job in 30mins.

House is discreet enough as the main door is set back from the road, no prying eyes although im no longer that bothered these days.

The girl (never found out or even asked for a name) is a fair likeness of what her profile suggests - she is a big unit and as mentioned in previous reviews not much of a looker.

Service were delivered adequately, deep blow job (uncovered) fk and CIM finish.

The biggest dissappointment was the ripe and unpleasant taste of her pussy.  I normally love going down on a girl and especially enjoy a big fat lass sitting on my face but this was grim.

Round one finished in her mouth which she took well and after a quick breather she tried to get me going for a second go but my dick was having none of it.  I'd lost all interest by now so had a shower and left after only half hour.

In fairness, shes cheap and gave what i asked for but i definitely wont be going for a return visit.

BBW used to mean Big Beautiful Woman
Nowadays it seems any Fat old boot can attach the BBW moniker to their name, despite looking like the back of a Lorry. Where are Trade Descriptions when you need them?

[stevedave]

Grim. Nothing makes for a bad punt more than a smelly fanny 

[dreamwrx]

I think she does early-morning bookings .. if you book her early, and get her straight out of the shower (like I did way back, too long ago to review), she offers a full-on, tactile, get down and dirty fuckfest to start the day with. I had a good time and had no problems with .. ahem .. odours.

[Martinx]

Hopefully, the OP's issue was a one-off.
I wonder how many SPs read their reviews and maybe take remedial action if their service needs improvement in any way!

[Bazwhite12]

I had a great 30 minute meet with her, I did plenty of Pussy Licking and Rimming and no odours at all. Maybe the OP was just unlucky

[jakeh]

One smelly ex from my youth I only went out with a few times, when I got home after first licking her I washed my face but could still smell it on my beard so I rubbed mouth wash on it 

[Longshot]

Yeah it lingered all the way home despite having a shower before i left.
The minimum i require from a prostitute is a clean cunt.  You wouldnt think it could be difficult.

[stevedave]

The minimum i require from a prostitute is a clean cunt.

Succinct and accurate 

[donnybob]

Succinct and accurate 

Succint ? don't you mean suck cunt 

[Uklad873]

Sounds awful . Each to there own but I struggle with this big