Was in the area and called in. Curious, haven’t been here for ages.
External Link/Members OnlyTwo women were there in reception. Let’s say I’ve never met a “cutie” yet, they always seem older slightly crusty sorts…. and today was no exception.
Usual drill, seen into a room. Very warm, not badly decorated for the building it’s in. Anyone who has been knows it’s a strange place to enter and feels kind of scary and weird climbing the stairs past mysterious dark doors to the top.
Anyway, 30 for half hour 40 for hour.
About Tanya, late 40s or older and she’s huge. I mean for a Thai girl, she’s as big as an average Caucasian woman with thick muscular legs far from cute or attractive but hey that’s subjective anyway. Actually she reminded me of a Pakistani heritage women I once worked with, I think she may be mixed race but ho hum, for all it’s worth. Just trying to describe her.
Just took half an hour as I had plans later. Stripped and lay down.
Tanya came in and got me to stand up to put a towel under me. Never had that before. She proceeded to poke and push using towels, sometimes not.
After checking it was ok she used tiger balm… and I think it was actual tiger balm as it stung my nasals.
Even though she massaged my thighs and bum there wasn’t anything sensual or swiping. She was pretty professional and almost detached. Says she’s been there 7 months so no idea why their gumtree ad says new girls. Lies to draw customers in I guess.
Turned and almost out the blue she asked if I wanted extras. Well sorry but I’m the wrong side of 40 and I actually need teasing a bit to get turned on. I said maybe if I stroke your legs I can wake him up because right now I’m not feeling the mood. Well she almost barked it doesn’t work like that, you pay me or don’t.
That did it, killed the remotest mood and I declined. Thing is she really didn’t seem bothered. I mean, it was as if she offered extras because customers want but didn’t care if she sold them or not.
I don’t get it because all she had to do was upsell a little, be a tiny bit more friendly or try tickling me and it’s an extremely easy £20 earned. Not to worry she wasn’t getting that today and she didn’t seem too bothered. She had also covered my bits on the turn, she didn’t want to be looking at that.
There was the other thing, I kept thinking she was dripping in strong tiger balm. I’d be walking out there with my legs crossed and great balls of fire if I’d let her.
Her massage technique, I think she knew what she was doing and if I’d booked an hour I’d have had a good work through. As it stood, it didn’t satisfy either option. She was pleasant enough but I’m giving a neutral as this is ukpunting not ukgetamassage.
I’ve reviewed because members may like to know a pull is available at £20 if you really need one.
Not negative but not positive. Can’t complain and can’t praise either. It was what it was. In really don’t think she wanted to give hj really.
