Author Topic: Lisa Polish - Maidenhead  (Read 11967 times)


82 review(s) for Lisa.Polish (78 positive, 3 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

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Lisa Polish

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Happened a few months ago

Venue - Well known block of serviced apartments near the train station with a buzzer entry system. Decent apartment inside.

Comms - Saw Lisa was available today with her number showing, I sent a text enquiring about availability that was replied to fairly quickly. Got myself a booking for an afternoon meet later that day.

Price - £120 for one hour, £30 each for CIM which I went for, or a facial.

The girl - She’s been hyped up on here a lot so I was cautiously optimistic. Lisa is around 5’5” and a size 8, stated age is likely correct. Facially she is very attractive. She was wearing what appeared to be a basque with some stockings, and heels.

The room - Good enough for the purpose, a large low down bed in the corner and an en suite available. Fresh towel provided for both of my showers. Body wash and mouth wash available in the bathroom. Only negative was the darkness, only needed to open the curtain a tiny bit but she didn’t want to, so I didn’t press the issue.

Meet - I ended up arriving a bit early and was waiting in the car when 10 or 15 mins before the start time I received a message from Lisa saying she was available now if I was there yet.

A quick phone call to provide instructions on how to enter the flat and off I went. I knocked on her door and the magic door opened, lisa stepped out from behind it and went straight into some kissing and a cuddle. She breaks off and leads me down the hall and around the corner to the bedroom, we sorted the payment out and I was shown to the shower.

Out the shower and Lisa is sat on the bed with some music playing, she gets up as I enter and we’re back into some kissing and groping. Quickly my towel comes off and Lisa drops to her knees. She’s gives a shallow blowjob with lots of tongue movement, and was happy to keep doing it for a while. I stopped her so we could move into 69 where she
got the first load out of me, disappeared after to cough it out in the bathroom.

Some reasonable chatting before she gets the signal and we’re back into dfk. More oral on me and she suggests we fuck, we start with her on top before I end up finishing embarrassingly quickly in mish.

Lisa then offered a massage which I accepted before asking for a shower  couple mins after, which she happily allowed. Got dressed, and was shown out by Lisa.

Would I see her again? Probably not, I found her really attractive and she delivered the services well enough, but we didn’t gel as people and I prefer a deeper blowjob.

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Price up to £180/hr now
only because she's in Jersey 🇯🇪 very limited over there for working girls.  Will probably drop in price again when she comes back to Maidenhead.

Offline bedhedred

She's not in Jersey. It's a garage for her profile.

I fucking hope that's not a real price rise bcz I've got a string of £120s earmarked for her in '22. To follow the ones in 2021. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=331094.msg3451350#msg3451350

The last 3 sessions with her were contenders for the greatest hits album in my wank bank. The album I sometimes have to use in my minds eye to get me over the line with some bit of scrag 🙄 that I ought not to have said "yes" to. 🤣

« Last Edit: January 15, 2022, 08:51:19 pm by bedhedred »

Offline tp69

She's not in Jersey. It's a garage for her profile.

I fucking hope that's not a real price rise bcz I've got a string of £120s earmarked for her in '22. To follow the ones in 2021. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=331094.msg3451350#msg3451350

The last 3 sessions with her were contenders for the greatest hits album in my wank bank. The album I sometimes have to use in my minds eye to get me over the line with some bit of scrag 🙄 that I ought not to have said "yes" to. 🤣

That's an impressive endorsement if ever I heard one. I have no choice but to HL her now  :D

Offline bedhedred

I'm digging my own funeral here by cheer leading. 😂

But I have come to accept that the girls move on...

Offline MysteryManNo.7

That's an utterly hilarious price rise of 1/3rd all of a sudden. Wonder how many of her regulars that will put off.

I've seen girls do this before: jack up prices massively then after a few months they come back down again evidently as they start losing money.

Offline tp69

She's not in Jersey. It's a garage for her profile.

I fucking hope that's not a real price rise bcz I've got a string of £120s earmarked for her in '22. To follow the ones in 2021. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=331094.msg3451350#msg3451350

The last 3 sessions with her were contenders for the greatest hits album in my wank bank. The album I sometimes have to use in my minds eye to get me over the line with some bit of scrag 🙄 that I ought not to have said "yes" to. 🤣

Nice '21 roundup. Pity Veronica's profile is gone, she looks nice.

I'm in MK in a month, who do you recon, Jamiee or Dollar?

Sweet Chantelle and Sexy Beverley been added to the list too. List is starting to grow.

Offline tp69

That's an utterly hilarious price rise of 1/3rd all of a sudden. Wonder how many of her regulars that will put off.

I've seen girls do this before: jack up prices massively then after a few months they come back down again evidently as they start losing money.

Seems a little crazy as she'll price out a number of her regs I'd imagine. Perhaps she does that while on a break, seeing as her profile is 'parked' elsewhere.

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Oh no! 😳🥺

Inflation everywhere
6pints of milk gone up twice in a month  :dash: :dash:
My favourite tomatoes up by 10p
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Offline bedhedred

Nice '21 roundup. Pity Veronica's profile is gone, she looks nice.

I'm in MK in a month, who do you recon, Jamiee or Dollar?

Sweet Chantelle and Sexy Beverley been added to the list too. List is starting to grow.

Jamiee or Dollar? I say...

Jamiee and Dollar


Jaimee is excellent 😍 and she has added £10 to her price.
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For some reason best known to herself, Dollar has always made me feel 🤯. And I was dizzy as I left her flat last time round.
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Chantelle: I met her this week and it was a thriller. 💥💦💦💦💦
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Beverly is good but she doesn't live here so it's catch her on tour....
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Offline tp69

Jamiee or Dollar? I say...

Jamiee and Dollar


Jaimee is excellent 😍 and she has added £10 to her price.
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For some reason best known to herself, Dollar has always made me feel 🤯. And I was dizzy as I left her flat last time round.
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Chantelle: I met her this week and it was a thriller. 💥💦💦💦💦
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Beverly is good but she doesn't live here so it's catch her on tour....

I'll get to both, but one at a time  :D I'm in MK fairly often.

Chantelle firmly in the list now. Will set that up soon.

Cheers as always

Offline bedhedred

I'll get to both, but one at a time  :D I'm in MK fairly often.

Chantelle firmly in the list now. Will set that up soon.

Cheers as always

I'm not the BBC, but in the interest of balance, I ought to point out that Chantelle's receptionist has dicked a few punters in recent weeks.

Offline tp69

I'm not the BBC, but in the interest of balance, I ought to point out that Chantelle's receptionist has dicked a few punters in recent weeks.

Double bookings, cancellations, things like that? Unreliable? She'll be about an hour journey for me so ideally not.

Offline bedhedred

Double bookings, cancellations, things like that? Unreliable? She'll be about an hour journey for me so ideally not.

Some poor bugger travelled 2 hours and got cancelled. My advice is to keep checking the booking.

While we are on the subject of recommendations. I had a dirty sweaty rampage with Mia 🤯. She's back in '22 with a vengeance.

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A late entrant, whom I've not reviewed this year... with 2 outstanding sessions in December...
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Offline tp69

Some poor bugger travelled 2 hours and got cancelled. My advice is to keep checking the booking.

While we are on the subject of recommendations. I had a dirty sweaty rampage with Mia 🤯. She's back in '22 with a vengeance.

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Mia looks quite a bit older in these photos than 25 which is listed on her profile? Seems slightly less my type but possibly just the photos.

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Nice '21 roundup. Pity Veronica's profile is gone, she looks nice.

I'm in MK in a month, who do you recon, Jamiee or Dollar?

Sweet Chantelle and Sexy Beverley been added to the list too. List is starting to grow.

Chiming in, I've not seen Dollar but did seen Jamiee last year and she was excellent. Highly recommended.

Offline tp69

Chiming in, I've not seen Dollar but did seen Jamiee last year and she was excellent. Highly recommended.

 Cheers, was leaning that way for the first visit :drinks:

Offline Simpleas

Does anyone have an idea of when this SP is likely to return?
Thanks

Offline bedhedred

I've been pondering the same thing myself. I've no information though.

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Does anyone have an idea of when this SP is likely to return?
Thanks

She was linked on another thread, to a Polish Pimps who were jailed around the time of the last log in,

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=334786.0
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Offline Simpleas

She was linked on another thread, to a Polish Pimps who were jailed around the time of the last log in,

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=334786.0

Yer I did see that, but I believe the accusation that Lisa.polish was apart of that group is just speculation and its not 100% confirmed, it is certainly curious though.

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Yer I did see that, but I believe the accusation that Lisa.polish was apart of that group is just speculation and its not 100% confirmed, it is certainly curious though.

Should never speculate or assume
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Offline Often Visitor

Firstly she is not part of any group and is completely independent, secondly she is taking time off due to a family bereavement so may be a while yet. :angelgirl:

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Firstly she is not part of any group and is completely independent, secondly she is taking time off due to a family bereavement so may be a while yet. :angelgirl:

Do you to her for shagging or her bagpus shoulder to cry on??

I never listen to women's shit..
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Offline sensualencounter

Do you to her for shagging or her bagpus shoulder to cry on??

I never listen to women's shit..
I think I understand you more when you talk in symbols.  :unknown:

Offline bedhedred

Firstly she is not part of any group and is completely independent, secondly she is taking time off due to a family bereavement so may be a while yet. :angelgirl:

👍 :hi:

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I think I understand you more when you talk in symbols.  :unknown:

My forum fan/friend hey hey 🤜🤛🤜🤛
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Offline iq129

Firstly she is not part of any group and is completely independent, secondly she is taking time off due to a family bereavement so may be a while yet. :angelgirl:

I have seen her several times before, and she told me way back in December that she will take time off in February and March. I don’t think it can be family bereavement because she did not have a crystal ball way back in December.

Offline Marvelous

I have seen her several times before, and she told me way back in December that she will take time off in February and March. I don’t think it can be family bereavement because she did not have a crystal ball way back in December.

Maybe her cat died iv had 2 off them recently telling me how upset they were beacause there cat died.

They all seem to own cats :lol:

Offline Often Visitor

You are all wrong I know what happened and nobody would lie about it so stop being a bunch of arse holes

Offline iq129

You are all wrong I know what happened and nobody would lie about it so stop being a bunch of arse holes

Are you suggesting that I lied about her telling me two months in advance that she will be taking a break?

I am not saying that Lisa is lying about her bereavement. What I am saying is that her time off was planned two months ago, and this bereavement could be a separate matter altogether.
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Offline Often Visitor

Nobody would lie about who she lost so take it from me I have seen her lots of times and no girl on earth would do that especially someone as nice as her so back off

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Nobody would lie about who she lost so take it from me I have seen her lots of times and no girl on earth would do that especially someone as nice as her so back off

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Offline Ronin1980

You are all wrong I know what happened and nobody would lie about it so stop being a bunch of arse holes

I would suggest that “I know what happened” is a very strong claim to make.

Did you see it with your own eyes? Or are you going on what you have been told?

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I would suggest that “I know what happened” is a very strong claim to make.

Did you see it with your own eyes? Or are you going on what you have been told?

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Let's not turn this thread into a Agatha Christie novel
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Offline sensualencounter

Idiots
You really need to chill out. Clearly you think you’re some kind of special punter to her. So how about you tell us your connection and what makes you so special to entitle you to be so abusive to other punters.

Quite a few punters have heard all kinds of sob stories in the past and it makes us rather cynical. Likewise, there have been quite a few punters on here who think they hold a special place in an escort’s heart and act just like you. So spill the beans and declare your connection as just telling everyone that you know the truth and everyone else are idiots is ridiculous without any kind of evidence.

Offline Yellowman1

Maybe her cat died iv had 2 off them recently telling me how upset they were beacause there cat died.

They all seem to own cats :lol:

Kurt zouma must punt the same girls as you

Offline Often Visitor

If you think saying maybe her cat died is sensible :dash: I have no intention of spilling the beans so lets leave it at that.
When she is back and over her loss I am sure the truth will come out and I get an apology end of. 

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If you think saying maybe her cat died is sensible :dash: I have no intention of spilling the beans so lets leave it at that.
When she is back and over her loss I am sure the truth will come out and I get an apology end of.
So you’re going to call everyone idiots, retain your secret squirrel white knight persona and not reveal your link to this escort? I’d suggest you’re the idiot and you’re making yourself look incredibly dodgy. Are you her pimp?

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Get a life, member for 6 years 1 review in nearly 3 years and suggesting I am her pimp !!
I will consider the source and ignore the remark

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You are all wrong I know what happened and nobody would lie about it so stop being a bunch of arse holes
Nobody would lie about who she lost so take it from me I have seen her lots of times and no girl on earth would do that especially someone as nice as her so back off
If you think saying maybe her cat died is sensible :dash: I have no intention of spilling the beans so lets leave it at that.
When she is back and over her loss I am sure the truth will come out and I get an apology end of.
Get a life, member for 6 years 1 review in nearly 3 years and suggesting I am her pimp !!
I will consider the source and ignore the remark
You seem to be quite, shall we say, protective about this escort, are you her pimp? If not what association do you have with her to know so much about her.   :unknown:

Offline bedhedred

You seem to be quite, shall we say, protective about this escort, are you her pimp? If not what association do you have with her to know so much about her.   :unknown:

I've met her many times and I am very sure that she handles her own comms (she showed me her phone with it's 700 unread WhatsApp messages), and I certainly believe that she is independent. Regardless of what the rumour mongers say.

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I've met her many times and I am very sure that she handles her own comms (she showed me her phone with it's 700 unread WhatsApp messages), and I certainly believe that she is independent. Regardless of what the rumour mongers say.

Always be definitely sure
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Offline sensualencounter

Get a life, member for 6 years 1 review in nearly 3 years and suggesting I am her pimp !!
I will consider the source and ignore the remark
My reviewing history has zero to do with this  :kissgirl:

You might ignore me but what about daviemac the mod, as he’s asked you to explain your link to this escort?