AMY’S Thai massage - Coatbridge

[Jock D]

Incall 1Hr  £50 + £15 HE

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I believe she was formerly known as Kanya.

Comms
Standard and straightforward. Initial call and she sent me her postcode...called again for the flat number when I got parked up.

Location
Easy enough to find, not too far off the main Whifflet road, in Coatbridge. She lives in a 4 in a block type flat...upper level... in a cul-de-sac. Tbh, the area is not the greatest or the most discreet, so if you're a bit wary of nosey neighbours, or of a sensitive disposition, it might not be for you.

Inside, the massage room is basically a loft conversion.  You access this from a windy wee narrow staircase...avoiding the main part of the house...unless you need to use the bathroom facilities. The room itself, is actually quite well laid out in 2 halves, one with couch for your clothes and the other has the massage table...watch out for the sloping ceiling though!

SP & Service
Answered the door wearing  a very frumpy and unflattering dressing gown/housecoat, therefore not a good first impression. However, things improved when she took it off in the room to reveal, gym leggings and a short sleeved tunic style top. I find Thai's notoriously difficult to age. Previous reviews and mentions of her have commonly come to the consensus she's around 40ish. Personally, I think she might be slightly younger...but not by much.

She's tiny in height...only really noticed this when I was leaving...I reckon under 5ft. She has that quite common, chunky Thai build though...not fat at all just kind of squat and square set. Whilst she's no stunner...she's not unattractive either. She was friendly enough and I thought she pitched her level of chat just about right throughout.

Having read previous reviews, I decided not to ask for a HE in my comms or in the room and just go with her flow...as that appears to get the best results. Her massage was decent enough, but lacked any teasing or sensuality, and I've got to admit with the clock ticking on...I thought I was onto plums.

Then out of the blue she pulled the drape off of me,  pointed at wee Jock and asked if I wanted him massaged. 'That would be nice', was my reply. She immediately hit back with, 'you have to pay more, I don't do it for free'. We then engaged in a (thankfully) short haggle session. She wanted £20...I offered £10...and we settled on £15. She then oiled up her hands and wee Jock and did a better than average finish...taking her time, varying the speed and not ignoring the balls either.

Summary
Could easily rate this a neutral, but I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt as I did enjoy her HE and with so little out there, for me she just merits a positive.

If she included some teasing throughout, I'd be back regularly. As things stand...I won't.

[Uncle Buck]

Good review Jock.

Did you get a sense of whether there was anyone else in the house?

I’m not sure I’ll be visiting anyone but kids/ husband etc in the house would be a no no for me.

[Jock D]

The short answer UB, is I didn't hear anything...apart from a bird squawk!

As I arrived freshly showered, I didn't need to use her bathroom...which is in the main part of the house. You bypass this via the windy wee staircase, I referred to...her massage room is sort of a separate entity...if that makes any sense?

[Marvlus69]

There’s no husband, she did talk of an old boyfriend.
Didn’t hear kids either, but there are..

[Uncle Buck]

Thanks both. She’s not on my list of places to visit...

[Bubba77]

She was popular when she worked in Clydebank

[Jock D]

She was popular when she worked in Clydebank

FFS...I didn't even recognise her at all

Prompted by your comment...I've just read my review of her in Clydebank 2 years ago...it's almost identical to this one

Absolutely no idea I'd seen her before...weird thing is, I can clearly remember the flat and the strange massage/living room set up from Clydebank...but not what she looked like