Author Topic: Collette - Diva - Earl's Court  (Read 1566 times)

Offline pantywetter

2022 Punt 2

Saw Collette this week having seen her back in 2019.

Easy arrangements with Diva through Telegram.

Location:

Location near to Earls Court. 

A new apartment for me, not very salubrious, dark and dingy basement flat. 

The bed was literally broken with no legs at the foot of the bed, meaning you had to shag at a 45 degree angle!  In all my years of bad punts I’ve always had least had a bed to fuck on.  This was ridiculous that she is trying to work in this line of work without a functioning bed!

The girl:

Like my other meeting this week, she is not massively attractive, more girl next door than honey.  I knew this going in but returned for the GFE.

I think she is using the pictures from 2019, she has aged slightly and is not quite as hot as the pictures.

Decent body and natural boobies and she had made an effort with nice gown and makeup. 

Service:

She does give yummy DFK which was my main reason for returning. 

Nice sloppy BJ for over 20 minutes with no loss of enthusiasm. 

Good shag in the usual positions.  She gets extremely wet and enjoyed being fucked.

2 rounds delivered with gusto.

Despite this, lacking a bit of excitement.  It feels a bit fake and scripted, and because she isn’t that hot I started to get bored.  Maybe I’m just not feeling it this week.

All of this took place on a bed at a 45 degree angle.  It must have been a bizarre sight but didn’t put me off my stride too much! 

I am on the edge between neutral and light green as she did deliver and is a nice girl, but the location was shit, the bed was broken and there wasn’t a lot of excitement in the punt.  She is definetly better than many girls out there though and for £200 might be worth a “punt” maybe after she has fixed the bed.

Cost £200

Looks - 6/10
Service - 7/10
Would I return - No


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I don’t even think she is using photos from 2019. These are a new set she probably hasn’t used in the uk. I remember she had a new set of photos on her second visit back then. They were also a good bait as they made her look much more stunning than she is IRL. Same as the latest ones. That said, she is a good sweaty fuck and really wants to enjoy herself. She throws herself in deep.

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I agree with that ^ she does get stuck in and enjoys herself.

The review is definetly neutral / light green border.  If anyone is on the fence I would jump in and give a second opinion.

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I agree with that ^ she does get stuck in and enjoys herself.

The review is definetly neutral / light green border.  If anyone is on the fence I would jump in and give a second opinion.

It was 100% super glue dfk when I saw her!!👊👊👍👍🥊🥊😋😋👅👅
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Offline Closetoyou

Damn, bed with no legs haha. What have become to. £200 and bed with no legs, mattress next.

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Damn, bed with no legs haha. What have become to. £200 and bed with no legs, mattress next.

Hopefully sheets won't become optional extras!

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I agree with that ^ she does get stuck in and enjoys herself.

The review is definetly neutral / light green border.  If anyone is on the fence I would jump in and give a second opinion.

Getting stuck in lifts it for me from a so so to a good experience. Would prefer a plain Jane who gets stuck in vs a stunner who can't be arsed