Found myself in Wolves again recently.Wonderful city
.Its only international tourists are always found taking pics of the road sign saying “Birmingham - 12 miles”.Sorry,wolverines
. Reviewed a girl from this shop last year (Lily) , formerly called “Sarah’s Massage” or suchlike.Minimal optimism that any subsequent punts here would remotely live up to that one.Girls rotate every few weeks.But, you all know what it’s like when the cock urge comes a-calling……
External Link/Members OnlyComms : Good.Ring,speak,then receive a location text + parking instructions (if a driver)
Premises : Just off main shopping street,v.clean + modern.Nearby pub,so slightly indiscreet
Paid : 30 massage +
40 B2B and HE =
70 (H/H)The Punt :Let myself into the empty reception area.A masked Heffalump of a girl soon appeared.Knee-length dress + brown tights.Legs + boulder shoulders to strike envy in an Olympic discus thrower.Maybe 40s,about 5’6”,size14 odd,shoulder length black frizzy hair,broad pan face with a lighter Oriental complexion.Average facial looks IMO, from what I could see .V.good English(although this wasn’t really put to good use during the punt as, after initial exchanges,she withdrew into a shell). Assumed she was the Chinese Mama San/
Pimpette ‘cos she had decent language.And I was going to get another girl.If only…
A brief exchange while she ascertained that I was the correct booking,then ushered upstairs to a small room.Was still under the impression that another girl was on the menu,but my heart sank to my kneecaps + nearly croaked it when she took the wad and said she’d be returning soon
! Trust me to find one of the live rounds in the Russian Roulette pistol magazine…Hey Ho.Stripped + lay on table. Place reasonably plush by most standards,with en-suite basins/showers + nice decor in rooms
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Returned + kicked off with an uninspiring,dyslexic massage.Disjointed as a boxer’s nose + no real method.A token,prolonged swiping + no concerted attempt to tease out any knots.Not much in the way of CC swipes + 0 reach unders, either….about as sexually exciting as Ann Widdecombe’s skidmarked granny pants
……Monsieur.Not-So-Stiff was gasping for air, + having difficulty getting fired up .Knew I/she would have to work ultra hard if the Grim Reaper wasn’t going to bring down his Death Scythe on my semi of a semi.(Would that make it a quarter? Ha ha.) Whisper for HE and/or B2B rolled into my lughole.20 the former,combined - 40.Chose the latter(desperate,I know) as I knew I needed a bit of skin-on-skin contact to get me properly aroused,even though she looked like a giant turnip wearing a dress.
Undressed.Flat,medium bum + a barrel body
.A Michelin-woman.More padding than an Army Bomb Disposal Expert.Plenty of inflated,saggy tyres wrapped around her torso/ midriff.Enough blubber to keep a large Eskimo family in food for a …a….err….let’s say ,a long time.Only highlight (if indeed) was her tits.Decent size - probs 36B/C with large nips.
Mounted table,steamroller body slides on my back (unsurprisingly,she’s heavy),then on my front.Mainly gravitated to my lower half ,giving the fella a titty-fcuk and… bingo! My man got reasonably hard
.LM Junior now operational,time for the shaft shuffle.One hand gripped the upper half,the other the base/occasionally nomadically roaming around the butthole area.She grimaced throughout,from the upper face parts I could see…..probs never envisaged herself hand-rattling men’s rattlesnakes for a living
…..Got faster + harder, on my instruction,but never to the point where I felt the cable was going to be pulled out of its socket.
Eventually popped (against many odds).One spurt hit my nipple,pretty proud of that
.Cleaned up,dressed.Told me “You know how to get out”, while she stayed in the room to sort out a fresh table cover etc.Downstairs + out into the Wolvo night.Not a convivial ending.
Judge LM dons his wig + brings his gavel down for the verdict : weak RED .As the massage wasn’t good,minimal convo even tho she had good English,forgettable figure,she looked like she’d rather be doing anything but during the hand job,and I thought the departure process was quite rude.Pluses - decent-sized tits ,HE was just about acceptable,nice premises,convenient location(if a tad indiscrete).
