Travel to the Orient

[Hotintheshade]

Hi guys I have a break from work coming up and am now single, was planning Pattaya in Phuket but the reviews are that the girls are ripping us off, ugly and expensive. I am looking for good scenery a relaxing time and beautiful girls, happy to move around so any ideas of where to go and where to stay as this will be a completely new one on me.

Cheers

[Jerboa]

Pattaya isn't in Phuket, pattaya is in the province of Chonburi on the eastern seaboard, Phuket is on the other side of the country.

[PatrickCarnes]

when I went to Pattaya 10 years ago I stuck with the bar girls and I think it was 1000 LT. What's the prices now?

[Hotintheshade]

Sorry, Yeah I knew that just got mixed up, having never been there so its all a bit of research at the moment......

[Jerboa]

Sorry, Yeah I knew that just got mixed up, having never been there so its all a bit of research at the moment......

Ok then you have a lot to learn, when are you planning on visiting Thailand and for how long?

Read up some Thai threads on here, but also check out other boards that specialise In Thailand or International forums, for a first time punting in Asia I would stick to LOS, and most probably Pattaya.

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[Hotintheshade]

Thanx mate I need to use up hols by end of sept... so I thought id travel around the orient and enjoy as much pussy as I can get but im looking for the beauties. I have never seen those sites so gonna xplore. Cheers

[Jerboa]

Ok that gives you a couple of months to get some basic knowledge, which will be priceless, and save you cash and time, the main point is don't fall in love with a bargirl, however sweet and lovely she acts, It's just that a act. 

[Jim Panzee]

Join pattaya addicts forum theres a wealth of info on there and the regular posters a really helpful. A decent bunch.

[spartanwizard]

Try Chiang mai. Great city with plenty of scenery on the outskirts. No where near as busy as pattaya but has still got all the gogo bars etc there and you wont get ripped off unlike phuket.
Only downside is obviously no beaches being mainland. But there are man made lakes etc on which you can sit on a beach/lake hut all day for free. But to be honest you get mithered to death (from pedicures to bed linen sets!) on any thai beach so i rarley bother when i go.

[spartanwizard]

also if you are able to travel a bit, i would Highly recommend the philippines (Manilla) in perticular. The girls there are stunning. And also vietnam is a great place to visit!

[Jerboa]

Try Chiang mai. Great city with plenty of scenery on the outskirts. No where near as busy as pattaya but has still got all the gogo bars etc there and you wont get ripped off unlike phuket.
Only downside is obviously no beaches being mainland. But there are man made lakes etc on which you can sit on a beach/lake hut all day for free. But to be honest you get mithered to death (from pedicures to bed linen sets!) on any thai beach so i rarley bother when i go.

Chiang Mai Is a great city to visit, but depends on how much mongering the OP Intends doing, yes there Is bars and hookers there, but In no way compares to Patts or Bkk.

[Jimmyredcab]

Hi guys I have a break from work coming up and am now single, was planning Pattaya in Phuket but the reviews are that the girls are ripping us off, ugly and expensive.

If you are looking for beautiful girls you will struggle in Thailand, don't take my word for it though, go to You-Tube and type in Soi 6 Pattaya or Pattaya girls, you can then make up your own mind.

[Marmalade]

Pattaya is an obvious choice in my opinion for a first time in the East. It's kind of like "plug+play" so you don't have too much of the usual travel worries. Sex and sand and other requisites of life more or less wall-to-wall.

Angeles City (Philippines) is not my fave place but it is a punter village, more or less built for punters and pussy. Dozens of go-go bars and take outs, plus hotels and restaurants on site, so you never need to walk far, and you will meet other punters in the local diner to discuss the previous night's exploits. But while Pattaya is plug+play, Angeles City is pure slot machine, and punters are on the hamster treadmill as much as the pussy. Near the (rather shitty little) airport called Clark International. Short hop from Bangkok or Singapore or KL or any of the other airport hubs in the region. No beach - public transport to Olongapo or Subic Bay for beaches (slightly less pussy, but enough).

Singapore - the sophisticated oriental stopover. Pussy is a short cab ride from the airport to Geylang. (there are many other areas). Beaches include stunning designer ones on Singapore's Sentosa Island but i can't think of a pussy-beach combo offhand. Safe.

Sihanouk (Cambodia, pussy+beach). Fairly lawless country. Pussy costs next to nothing but a large percentage of women tend to be ugly. Take a sidetrip to Siem Reap and do Angkor Wat (plus a few massage girls) so you feel you've had a proper holiday.

Bali has gone downhill a bit but is ok for beaches and pussy (rent a moto and write down the address of brothels rather than pick up prossies from the nightclubs). Nice beaches (get your overnighter to take you to a deserted one and shag some sand up her arse crack).

Hong Kong - you'll get conflicting reports on pussy depending which area reviewers have stayed in. Interesting place. Pussy available in differet varieties. Can be a bit overpowering when you land (and the Chinese will happily dazzle your wallet if you let them - very polished tourist industry). Flight costs a wee bit more.

Forget: Kuala Lumpur which is too much hassle. Also Manila which has good pussy but fuck all beach plenty of crime and can be complicated and/or frustrating for a first timer.

[Jerboa]

If you are looking for beautiful girls you will struggle in Thailand, don't take my word for it though, go to You-Tube and type in Soi 6 Pattaya or Pattaya girls, you can then make up your own mind.

In Your Opinion Jimmy, but as you don't particularly find Thai women attractive, other poster shouldn't really take your word for it, as we've said numerous times, no one says all bargirls are stunners, but you can find many nice lookers, if you spend some time in the bars.

[Jimmyredcab]

In Your Opinion Jimmy, but as you don't particularly find Thai women attractive, other poster shouldn't really take your word for it, as we've said numerous times, no one says all bargirls are stunners, but you can find many nice lookers, if you spend some time in the bars.

95% of Pattaya bargirls look like they have been hit in the face with a Wok as a child.

I did say to the OP that he shouldn't take my word for it but to search You-Tube and make up his own mind.

I know you have posted pictures of pretty girls in the past but they are the exception rather than the norm.

Sorry to have to disagree with you, we have had a few beers together and I do respect your opinion.   

[Marmalade]

95% of Pattaya bargirls look like they have been hit in the face with a Wok as a child.
I did say to the OP that he shouldn't take my word for it but to search You-Tube and make up his own mind.
. . . posted pictures of pretty girls in the past but they are the exception rather than the norm.

Both points are true. But it depends a) how picky you are and b) how willing you are to search for diamonds in the rough.

Of the places I've mentioned, the easiest IMHO to find a quick, no-hassle attractive shag would be Singapore.
Angeles City has many but a lot of the "lookers" just dance with the other girls but if you pay the barfine they don't have sex - can't rememner the term for them - "strawberries" or something equally dumb. (However if you ask specifically they will tell you).
Finding attractive women in Cambodia is like finding an academic article in the Daily Sport. They exist but it's easier just to lower your standards a bit most of the time.
Pattaya, like the rest of wok-land (Jimmy, it's a great phrase but you've done it to death btw) is like Cambodia that wasn't whacked quite so hard with said wok but grew up 'naturally'.
Bali is not one I'd recommend for beginners.
Hong Kong has no shortage of good-looking women (but see above).
An advantage with many of these places is the frequency with which you can dunk your dick. Slop it around in one bucket, grab a burger, slop it around in another. Find a few beers and take the least ugly one home.

[Jerboa]

Both points are true. But it depends a) how picky you are and b) how willing you are to search for diamonds in the rough.

Of the places I've mentioned, the easiest IMHO to find a quick, no-hassle attractive shag would be Singapore.
Angeles City has many but a lot of the "lookers" just dance with the other girls but if you pay the barfine they don't have sex - can't rememner the term for them - "strawberries" or something equally dumb. (However if you ask specifically they will tell you).

Think you mean cherry girls, so called virgins who won't go unless you pay a large amount of Pesos.

[Marmalade]

Think you mean cherry girls, so called virgins who won't go unless you pay a large amount of Pesos.

yeah that's it - annoying frigging custom. I would do i quick reconnoitre before lust intervened and find out which lookers were cherry girls. No point in wasting good beer if the only shaggable ones were no-goers.