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Earlier this week, i wish i hadn't bothered
Easy to arrange a 30 min session on the blower @ 30 + 20
Advised a new masseuse working, thought give it a whirl

One of the younger masseuses, average for this & other venues
Started off OK with some reach unders & CCs
Flipped & some more massage stuff with brushes then moving in closer & HJ commenced
Offered upsell to b2b for an extra 20, i dont usually bother & thankfully i wasn't persuaded on this occasion either
This is the point at which things started to go down hill
Like answering a text one handed & massaging with the other
And then replying FFS, reading the reply & responding to that
I CBA to comment, the clock was ticking down anyways 
Back to 2 hands for the finale, a slight improvement

Think the 1st neg for me @ this establishment
There have been a couple of neutrals perhaps & even these weren't disastrous
Had the place in my top 3 on Ronin's thread for edging #2021
The only plus point it's not break the bank stuff at 50
Served me right for being lazy & not going for a known AW R&T specialist or another venue further afield
I clocked up a few last year
A occasional duff session is an occupational EdenHazard with our fave sport
You might get a better session going for upgrades over & above HE
I certainly won't be bothering & will give this gaff a swerve for a while

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As you say, an occupational hazard but the next good one will taste a lot sweeter as a result.

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Hope so
The wheels were bound to come orf at some point
After a fun #2021

Will invest some proper folding next time
And fingers crossed with a fittie & some RO it will indeed be sweeter

Edit:  UKP helped me avoid some at best poor & at worst shite sessions in 2021  :thumbsup:

As you say, an occupational hazard but the next good one will taste a lot sweeter as a result.
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My session went downhill in a similar way after I refused to pay another £40 for RO on top of the B2B fee I'd already paid.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=332693.0

I gave her a neatral as there were some good bits but I never book her again and suggest others also avoid
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I've just replied on your review
A schoolboy error on my part, not checking on here  :dash:
You getting nailed for 85 ouch, i do hope you didn't round it up to 90
Me gettin out for a bullseye, phew TFFT

My session went downhill in a similar way after I refused to pay another £40 for RO on top of the B2B fee I'd already paid.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=332693.0

I gave her a neatral as there were some good bits but I never book her again and suggest others also avoid

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As one of their regular customers I would expect this lot to be informed and look after you. After so many good times you were let down here As you say you could have ended up further out of pocket than you did.
If I go again, I'll check with you first.
Better luck next time  :hi:

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One of the inherent risks in trying out new masseuses
On balance they [IMO] are more reliable than other venues
50 sheets ain't a disaster & the law of averages dictates that occasionally things don't go as anticipated
On the other hand i've rocked up many times, without any expectations & have been more than pleased with the outcome
I'll let it pass, better things to be doing
Will be pleased to assist should you decide to revisit, tho i wouldn't put it top of your list
SpaceRaiderDave would be the UKP'er for pukka intel

As one of their regular customers I would expect this lot to be informed and look after you. After so many good times you were let down here As you say you could have ended up further out of pocket than you did.
If I go again, I'll check with you first.
Better luck next time  :hi:

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One of the inherent risks in trying out new masseuses
On balance they [IMO] are more reliable than other venues
50 sheets ain't a disaster & the law of averages dictates that occasionally things don't go as anticipated
On the other hand i've rocked up many times, without any expectations & have been more than pleased with the outcome
I'll let it pass, better things to be doing

That is my attitude as well though when I go to this and similar shops I always go for the B2B option. The problem of the sevice levels of the girls when she is in the room is something hard for the shop to deal with.
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