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Author Topic: Punting Talk in Civvy Life  (Read 3869 times)

Offline pleasure

The old name for a facial used to be "string of pearls"

Never heard that one before. The term I'd heard was "pearl necklace", which I understand refers specifically to shooting your load over the neck or upper breast area.  :)

Offline k

In my line of work the phrase "fully-functional" sometimes arises.  I tend to use alternatives to prevent the outside possibility of unfortunate images from forming in my client's head.

Pleaseure: yes, my memory deceived me, you are quite correct.

Offline CBPaul

Never heard that one before. The term I'd heard was "pearl necklace", which I understand refers specifically to shooting your load over the neck or upper breast area.  :)

That's the one I remember too.

Anyway, being in the Cambridge area the obvious one for me has to be punting itself.

Now the decent weather is here I quite often hear 'I went punting at the weekend' or some such like. Always makes me chuckle.

Best of all is walking though the town, getting approached by a tasty young student and being asked if I'm interested in punting. If only! But I fear they mean I am interested in sitting in a silly little raft whilst they propel it very slowly up and down the river using a long stick.  :(

That's the one I remember too.

Anyway, being in the Cambridge area the obvious one for me has to be punting itself.

Now the decent weather is here I quite often hear 'I went punting at the weekend' or some such like. Always makes me chuckle.

Best of all is walking though the town, getting approached by a tasty young student and being asked if I'm interested in punting. If only! But I fear they mean I am interested in sitting in a silly little raft whilst they propel it very slowly up and down the river using a long stick.  :(

My answer would have to be 'yes, in your bedroom'

tcm

Offline CBPaul

My answer would have to be 'yes, in your bedroom'

tcm

Funnily enough that's what goes through my head. That and asking if they room nearby.  :D

Offline a10

Back home there is a "beauty salon" (not to be known by the monsters going in and out of it!) that offers facials, pedicures and manicures. A friend's mother visited a while ago and partook of their services. Being of the age where "foreign" words are to be avoided, she announced upon returning home that she'd had a facial and a foot job.

I nearly spat my tea across the living room and had to pretend I was choking on a bourbon.

I find it amusing when beach hotels offer "watersports included FOC but charge for motorized watersports" :lol:

Back home there is a "beauty salon" (not to be known by the monsters going in and out of it!) that offers facials, pedicures and manicures. A friend's mother visited a while ago and partook of their services. Being of the age where "foreign" words are to be avoided, she announced upon returning home that she'd had a facial and a foot job.

I nearly spat my tea across the living room and had to pretend I was choking on a bourbon.

I genuinely laughed out loud when I read this. :D

Offline Markus


I don't know if this counts but on Channel 4 news the reporter said he following:

It's something that hasn't been seen for centuries, beavers living in the wild in England!

I almost spilt my tea. Brilliant.

Offline Markus


He just bettered that comment by saying:

This previously unseen footage sees beavers doing the things they should, like careful grooming.

Hahahahaha.

Offline rogerc23

I genuinely laughed out loud when I read this. :D

ditto, facials in that context always raises a chuckle as does any mention of watersports!

Offline k

He just bettered that comment by saying:

This previously unseen footage sees beavers doing the things they should, like careful grooming.

Hahahahaha.
When disturbed from their natural habitat will we see them migrating to a landing strip?

Offline Stoking

On the other hand, I've never heard the term "fluffy" outside of the punting context, and for that matter I don't recall ever seeing it outside of this forum. Can anyone confirm or deny that this particular usage was coined here? And can anyone think of any other phrases used on UKP which are uncommon/unknown elsewhere?

The term fluffy and fluff is used in certain tabletop miniture game circles to describe people who like the backstory/universe etc more than playing the game itself. Weirdly similar huh? Maybe they borrowed the term unwittingly?

Anyone else they're a punter..... mind I wouldn't be suprised if tabletop gamers are punters too....  :sarcastic:

I went boxing the other night and got chatting to a bloke that who has mutual friends with myself. Got chatting in the pub and turn out he's a copper, he got talking to my mate concerning helping prossies out who've been robbed by punters etc and where the local brothels are. Halfway through the conversation it was obvious we both knew the other was a punter. My mate who by this point was almost a third wheel in the conversation was oblivious.... but was very interested on where these so called brothels were.... potential future punter perhaps? :drinks:
« Last Edit: July 09, 2014, 10:31:23 PM by Stoking »

I kid you not, but when standing in the queue at the minibank  waiting to withdraw funds for my last punt, a male voice called out my name from across the street, asked if I enjoyed our blow the previous evening, and would I be going for another one next week. I had to agree, as we did have a great blow together ...........along with  the other 23 players in our brass band ......who get all hot and sweaty together in rehearsal once a week.
If you look on forums such as 4bars rest or Trumpetmaster you will find lots of gear fetishists comparing the sizes and shapes of their mouthpiece rims, cups, throats, backbores and shanks, but even those of us with other interests like to work on our advanced tonguing techniques, we have our favourite slide lubricants, and we are so very careful not to bend our delicate bell ends.

Offline yorkshire123

Not really punting talk but it made me nearly piss my pants.....

I was off to the shop this morning & asked Mrs Y if she wanted anything, her response was "Pineapple juice please, i don't know why but i have a craving for the stuff"  :cool:

So the question is, which one of you dirty fuckers has been feeding my wife pineapple juice flavoured jizz?  :angry:
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Not really punting talk but it made me nearly piss my pants.....

I was off to the shop this morning & asked Mrs Y if she wanted anything, her response was "Pineapple juice please, i don't know why but i have a craving for the stuff"  :cool:

So the question is, which one of you dirty fuckers has been feeding my wife pineapple juice flavoured jizz?  :angry:

In prep for my next punt, I consumed a tin of pineapple yesterday and have another in my desk which will be eaten shortly. Now, who should be the lucky lady?

tcm

 :D
Back home there is a "beauty salon" (not to be known by the monsters going in and out of it!) that offers facials, pedicures and manicures. A friend's mother visited a while ago and partook of their services. Being of the age where "foreign" words are to be avoided, she announced upon returning home that she'd had a facial and a foot job.

I nearly spat my tea across the living room and had to pretend I was choking on a bourbon.

Offline a10

Sky's latest broadband offer has a web address for "unlimitedbb"  :vomit: Must admit I thought of this site the moment I saw that  :sarcastic:


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