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External Link/Members OnlyTried to book before Christmas. Text on the day for a booking later in the PM. Time confirmed, postcode provided. Went along at agreed time, text to let her know I was there (twice). Zero response so drove off only to get a text much later apologising as she had been in hospital. So I let it go…
Tried again shortly after Christmas. Comms not prompt. When I finally did get an answer (over text), was told she’d been asleep all day. Let it go…
Third time lucky you’d think. Tried again recently. Again, slow comms but finally got an answer and 15 min B&G booked for later in the evening. Postcode provided and I turn up. Had to text TWICE to get an answer and an exact location. 15 mins after arriving, I finally get the info. Result!!! So off I trot. This is where is gets weird and becomes an instant turn off. I buzzed the apartment number only for a big black guy to come and let me in. Instant turn off! So he escorts me up a couple of flights of stairs into the flat and ushers me into Bree’s room. There was someone else in the flat as another female voice could be heard.
Pix of Bree are accurate I’d say. She was busy making the bed, not welcoming or friendly. Again, stated she had been asleep most the day. Anyhow, hand over the green drop pants and she gets out a condom. I asked about OWO (yeah I know, I should’ve confirmed beforehand) and apparently her AW states this is £20 extra. Is it???!?!?! I stand to be correctly but I didn’t see this.
BJ was crap but to be honest mood was ruined from the word go. Should’ve walked. Couldn’t even get it up so told her to def it. Pulled up kegs and went on my way. £40 lighter.
Now, some of this I accept was of my own making (e.g. not confirming services beforehand or adhering to warning signs of two previously failed bookings). But the whole set up was just off-putting from the get go. The guy who had to see me in, the noisy and clearly busy flat and the overall lack of enthusiasm. Even the fake ‘I want you to cum all over me’ talk did nothing. How was I meant to do that anyway with a rubber on?
Won’t be going back. Obviously!