Hannah @ Skyline in Lewisham (pleasantly surprised)

[Budgiesmuggler]

Listing:
External Link/Members Only

Date:
Two weeks ago.

Venue:
Grotty nail bar on Lee High road with two tiny massage rooms at the back.
In a row of shops so not very discrete.
Parking on side roads or on main road at certain times.
Never seen anyone getting their nails done in here though.
Well-reviewed on here.
Probably one of the smallest, shittest massage rooms and smallest massage tables in Western Europe.

Comms:
Very quick response to request for massage. Maid takes the bookings.

Girls:
Usually 2 girls available. "luna" Japanese and "Hannah" Korean.
Went with the latter.
Not sure she is Korean, probably Chinese. I spoke a little Korean to her and she didn't have a scoobie what I was saying.
Late 30s, slim figure. Not much of a face at all but very friendly. Small natural boobs, barely a B cup. Was wearing a dress and heels. About 5'7 in the heels. Long straight hair.

Service:
Massage cost of £50 per hour paid up front.
Usual question of have i been here before etc.
I respond with my usual "not for a long time" response.
Massage for about 40 minutes. Very good actually. Strong hands and lots of long sensual swipes.
Random chat throughout. She is genuinely a friendly woman I think. Nice attitude.
Then the fun starts with multiple CCs and RUs by which point i have a full on stonker.
Suggests B2B will relax me. Strips but keeps pants on. No mention of price but I know the going rate so am happy to proceed.
Full on rubs of back and RUs then flip over for more. VERY VERY SENSUAL AND ENJOYABLE.
Finishes me off with her sitting on me facing me. Again very enjoyable.
I didn't try with fingers or anything so cannot comment if she would allow that. Also didnt ask if anything more available.
Paid £40 which she readily accepted.
Only downside is she got dressed - didnt shower after our session.

Verdict:
One of the most enjoyable sessions I have had in ages.

Would I return?
Yes absolutely.

[Griffin75]

“ Probably one of the smallest, shittest massage rooms and smallest massage tables in Western Europe”
Would I return : “yes absolutely”
Love it.

[Budgiesmuggler]

Its not homes under the hammer.....

[LLPunting]

Interesting that she didn't understand your Korean.  She doesn't look Chinese, Malay, Vietnamese, Thai or Taiwanese.

If you genuinely think it grotty and the "shittest" then you clearly haven't gotten about that much. Try Fantasia or elverson Rd or places in tooting or well health on praed St.  The places in Hendon, try East London.

I've seen the occasional woman enquire about nail appointments, always amusing.  Sadly none pretty enough that I might suggest a massage from their <ahem> "visiting" male masseur.

Agree they do rank very high for small rooms but they're not the smallest.  They seem even smaller if you pick a big girl.

[Budgiesmuggler]

Well maybe my Korean is a bit rusty but im pretty sure the basics like "hello" "beer" and "receipt" which were key to learn when working there have stayed permanently in my head....maybe she was just interested in getting my pants off 

Probably unfair to say shittest so i do revoke that.....for a permanent set up the beds are very uncomfortable and it really is a small room. Im very tall at 6'4 which probably exacerbates the problem...

[Griffin75]

I drive down Lee high road pretty regularly so need to try Skyline at some point rather than the Elverson road Chinese joint.

[Budgiesmuggler]

you definitely should....two different girls most days of the week. Do check the reviews on here though as the girls are very hit or miss.