H&E Naturist - Classified - aka Maureen/Nikki - St Helens

[Thephoenix]

I recently wrote a lengthy review of this lady, but made the mistake of posting the links first then modifying to include the written review.
It took me bloody ages and was quite extensive, but when I tried to post it informed me I'd timed out. fuck fuck fuck shit shit!!!!!.

Ok I know codger technophobia alert.

One thing's for sure I'm not typing all again.

If you're o/ 70 it's £70 hour

Highlights...
Well reviewed, aka Maureen/Nikki.
2 adverts in H&E classified, same phone no.
Flat in St Helens near Central Station.
Aged about 60, about 5.3 attractive, short blonde hair voluptuous figure, well proportioned.
Extremely friendly, chatty, tactile....chats away continuously.
Sensual massage, talks throughout.
Rimming, owo, covered fs.
Excellent vfm, lovely lady, recommend.

Happy to answer any questions on here or by message.

Pity you missed the main review, it was epic.



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[blueboy85]

It says she only sees people over 70. Wonder if she'll see me I'm 66. Tried ringing the number but she never answers.

[Twotall]

It says she only sees people over 70. Wonder if she'll see me I'm 66. Tried ringing the number but she never answers.

I’m early 50s and she’s seen me with no bother. As long as you’re polite and clean it’ll be fine. I pay £70 for the hour.

[SmoothieNeil]

Does she work Saturday's?

[fleetwoodsimon]

I’m early 50s and she’s seen me with no bother. As long as you’re polite and clean it’ll be fine.

There's a few who advertise using H&E website and say they only want to see over 70s  Is that really the case or is it just their way filtering out the timewaster's ?  And like twotail I'm in my 50's and would like to see some of these older SP's

[The donald]

Shouldn’t this review be in massage section?

[Twotall]

Shouldn’t this review be in massage section?

I think the OP has had enough problems getting this posted. Maureen only provides a massage to settle you in, it’s not in any means a professional service and I’ve skipped it before now for a FS experience.

In answer to the other questions, I have seen her on a Saturday. Like anyone she has he4 own stuff to do so call or text and see if she is free.

Not sure about the over 70 thing being genuine. I would be tempted to ignore it but ring and check it’s ok. I am more comfortable pushing my boundaries now and gilf porn is tempting me to up the stakes.

[GingerNuts]

Shouldn’t this review be in massage section?

The OP says he had FS.

[The donald]

Good point well made

[Thephoenix]

It says she only sees people over 70. Wonder if she'll see me I'm 66. Tried ringing the number but she never answers.

You just have to keep trying.
She only works when she feels like it.
It's more of part time lucrative hobby when she's bored and fancies a break from hubby.

[Thephoenix]

Does she work Saturday's?

Not every Saturday.
It's pot luck when you phone her.

[Thephoenix]

Shouldn’t this review be in massage section?

I generally only post fbsm reviews, and that's what I expected.
However the actual services offered aren't clear in her adverts, and others have mentioned fs in their reviews so I went with an open mind.
I get the impression she will judge each client, and if she clicks with you extra services are available without extra charge.

I enjoyed very sensual massage, rimming, owo, and then she asked if I'd like to bring her to orgasm with RO.
She then asked if I'd like to fuck with condom that she supplied.

She led the way at each stage. I believe she really enjoys the social aspect and conversation, and if she finds you interesting enough she MAY entice you to go further. It's a bit like a gfe, but at her discretion.

Folk have asked before about her looks..... I think she looks a bit like the lady in the over 70's advert above.

[RAJEC]

I saw her pre ukp days (I think), if not then a review is somewhere.

I enjoyed it, but now feel short changed. I’m well under 70, perhaps that’s why.

I paid 70 punting vouchers for an hour of extremely oily massage, rimming on me and full access to her massive chebs.

No oral was received or given and certainly no sex was had. A shame as I’d loved to
Have banged her tidy looking fanny.

Oh well, guess I’ll have to try again 

[Scousemouse]

I recently wrote a lengthy review of this lady, but made the mistake of posting the links first then modifying to include the written review.
It took me bloody ages and was quite extensive, but when I tried to post it informed me I'd timed out. fuck fuck fuck shit shit!!!!!.

Ok I know codger technophobia alert.

One thing's for sure I'm not typing all again.

If you're o/ 70 it's £70 hour





Highlights...
Well reviewed, aka Maureen/Nikki.
2 adverts in H&E classified, same phone no.
Flat in St Helens near Central Station.
Aged about 60, about 5.3 attractive, short blonde hair voluptuous figure, well proportioned.
Extremely friendly, chatty, tactile....chats away continuously.
Sensual massage, talks throughout.
Rimming, owo, covered fs.
Excellent vfm, lovely lady, recommend.

Happy to answer any questions on here or by message.

Pity you missed the main review, it was epic.



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Come on Phoenix write the review again, sounds really good

[Thephoenix]

Come on Phoenix write the review again, sounds really good

Ah...never mind. It was a cracker even though I say it myself.
Particularly as it might be my swan son as ed & BP meds are causing worrying hypotension, so I might just try the old favourite cock ring wihout any other assistance.

Imagine when I'd finally dotted the last t and crossed the last i, I sat back and surveyed my masterpiece with pride.
This was possibly a punting classic and one to remember me by.....ok no drama queens 
Then I smugly pressed the save button and  ......' you've timed out' came up. My creation had been wiped from the history books... I might have become a punting legend.

Ah well....matron said she'll suck me off when she brings me my readybrek this morning, and Fagash Lill has promised me a free knee trembler down by Birkenhead docks later.



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[The donald]

 

[Captain caveman 69]

Good point well made

Jimbo

[The donald]

Royle family?

[Thephoenix]

Royle family?

 

[Avux99]

Lymm is nowhere near St Helens really is it! How old are those ads?

[happyending]

I think she changed her location from St Helens to Lymm on her ads a few years ago when she was being mentioned on a Forum hoping to throw people of the scent.

[Thephoenix]

I think she changed her location from St Helens to Lymm on her ads a few years ago when she was being mentioned on a Forum hoping to throw people of the scent.

She's quite a well educated professional lady and sounds quite posh, so maybe Lymm sounds a bit posher than St. Helens.
It's also possible that she's moved to her current location and can't be bothered changing the adverts as they are quite old

[The donald]

Fair point well made Jimbo
From Royle family