External Link/Members OnlySo I regularly travel and I'm always looking for something reliable and decent in the M1 and M40 corridors. Had an itch too scratch the other night whilst driving past MK and did a Google Search for Chinese Massage (as they are usually not legit). Drove over to Wolverton and gave the China House a call and got straight in.
Service - £45 Entry for the hour and then £50 for 'B2B' (not really what happened but no complaints)
External Link/Members Only - The premises are on a street which I'm guessing can get quite busy and the front is really awful to look at, dirty and not appealing. Luckily I'd seen the images on the website and the rooms looked decent. They were, very clean and very tidy.
Parking - Choice of Lidl or Tesco opposite and parking outside but this is restricted to an hour
MassageMet by a punter leaving but that's never really bothered me and then saw Sophia at the desk. Pretty eyes and a more rounded figure. I wouldn't describe her as a BBW but she carries a little extra. That said, she has a nice large pair of boobs as a bonus
Asked to "take everything off and lay face down", a good sign that this wasn't legit and Sophia got straight into some firm strokes with a lot of oil and Hot Stones, a new one for me but definitely worth having. This lasted for 5 mins and then the hands were straight in for the CC Swipes and a reach for the old chap. She was very clearly up for more.
I asked her what was on offer and she asked what I wanted and how much I wanted to pay, I said "B2B - £50?" and she said yes and stripped off. Pretty soon I had my face in her boobs and my hands went anywhere I wanted. There was no B2B but I wasn't upset as she let me do anything else I wanted. She was definitely enjoying it and got very wet.
As with many of the providers though, as soon as I started on her pussy she started the up the pace and started yanking at it like she was possessed. I slowed it down but eventually she sat on the table with me grinding her pussy on my thigh and I gave in and shot the custard.
She cleaned herself up and got dressed and then gave me a good head massage. I showered and left.
Pros - I think I can return and get a lot more of what I wanted from the experience next time and she was a lot of fun to play with. I can't stand the girls that think its sexy to suck air through their teeth and squint at you, and she didn't do that
Cons - Answered the phone twice and then had a protracted conversation in Chinese with the girl out front (although I was on to the head massage at this point so not going to give a negative review)
Good SP but needs some guidance if you need something specific and needs to watch phone use