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This took place in December 2021.
Comms: I volunteered for a job down to Dartford as I fancied a massage
Dropped a text out, agreed a time, and an hour later I was starkers on the bed.
Venue: It's a nice clean shop, situated right on a junction next to traffic lights and a crossing so not discreet if you're concerned. Inside room, clean, well decorated and comfortable. One room has a shower. On street parking available close by. Not a lot of public transport nearby.
The lady: Mimi, I'd say mid 30s. Chinese. Friendly lady, not a lot of English, quite cute actually, size 8, 5 foot and a little bit, size B saggy, fair sized nips.
The service: £40 for 60 mins. Sorted the paperwork out, she popped out and came back after a few mins. I got naked on the table, she turned some music on and she got straight into the massage, starting on the back, and then spent most of the time sitting / kneeling between my legs or on me. Her technique isn't the best, I don't think she's had any proper training and it can get almost boring. But just about passable in terms of a relaxing massage, if I was in need of working out some knots or pressure then she'd be a negative. After about 30 mins she gave a little tickle and asked me to turn over - asked if I wanted any extras, and offered a BJ or sex. I went for the BJ, and she quickly removed her clothes and got down to an OK OWO BJ. I removed her hand and she was happy to do it hands-free. Moved onto some RO and then back to the BJ. Some fake noises and 'fuck me' from her etc, but she kept going and eventually I came pretty hard. She washed herself and me with a flannel, and then went back to the mediocre massage. Paid her £50 for the extras.
Rating: The massage was a neutral at best, the extras I give her a positive. Nice clean shop, I found her quite attractive, so all in all I'll just scrape her a positive.
Return visit?:Only if passing, not worth a trip out from central London, and given the standard of her massage I'd get bored. The quest continues....
Thank you, happy to take questions.
