Miranda - Whitechapel - First time I got scared during a punt!

[user1437]

This is a repeat review for someone who I used to be a regular with because very enjoyable, but I thought it was an important one!

I unfortunately don't have much time or budget for punts these days, so whenever I can I stick to the tried and tested, and damn... this was a mistake

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£60 for 30 min

The place: Same old, near whitechapel, easy to reach and clean

The girl: Well... I know a lot of us put on weight during lockdown. Miranda took it to the next level. Although throughout the years of seeing her I witnessed her going from tall and nicely built girl to chubby girl, she's now the "fat with a disproportionately large gut girl". Like, legs are not fat, ass isn't either, but the gut is MASSIVE. Weird.

The meet: First off... her flatmate opened (MILF Eva). I've seen her a while ago, she looks a tad bit better than before, slender GILF. She was about to take me in but I said I booked Miranda. Apparently another punter came literally a minute before me and Miranda thought it was me . Anyway, I ask to see Miranda, Eva goes talk to her while leaving me in the hallway and horror, I see the other punter leaving the room to go to Eva's room. Lengthy conversation happens while I'm just here at the entrance, considering leaving. a few minutes later, right as I was about to leave, eva tells me to go to the other room and Miranda will join. I went in. In hindsight, I shouldn't have. Or I would rather have seen Eva who at least sounded like a nice person. Anyway

Miranda comes in looking visibly angry. No chatting whatsoever she's pretty rude and asks for the money. I try to calm her down with no success. I tell her I might as well leave and she calms down a bit saying no please stay. Now she goes out to put my money somewhere, comes back and undresses, and there's a cat peacefully sleeping on a chair. I have no problem with cats, but Miranda rudely grabs him and throws him out of the room. I start dressing up, decided to just leave at this point, but she jumps on me and starts violently kissing me. Violently is definitely the description as she was pretty much biting, hugging me hard. This wasn't kissing, this was fighting

At this point I'm thinking you know what her boobs are still nice so let's just go for a titfuck and blowjob (knowing that her OWO is pretty good!), so I ask her. She pushes me in bed and starts giving me the single toothiest oral I've ever received. Pausing on a regular to also bite me fairly strongly. I jump in pain and push her away. She explains that she's sorry, she just went to the dentist or whatever, and she can't open her mouth wide. To give me an example, she grabs my hand and puts it in her mouth, strongly biting it! What the fuck??? I genuinely have to force my way out of her mouth

She starts insisting to have sex, pinning me down (and damn I'm a pretty fit person but this girl actually has STRENGTH holy shit), while honestly all I want to do is leave. So I ask to cum on her boobs which she's ok with, but takes the weirdest positions to pin me down again. I had to pin her down myself into a kneeling next to bed position, and she starts violently (lol) wanking me like she's trying to strangle it. I decide to do it myself. Came on her boobs, left, and genuinely felt like I just had an experience with an actual crazy person. Her eyes, the way she looked at me, her attitude, there is DEFINITELY something not going right inside, it was proper scary

This honestly makes me feel bad about her as I've started seeing her a good 5+ years ago and she used to be... "normal". But this was honestly borderline terrifying. She looked like she could just explode any time. I apologize if this sounds rude as mental health is an important topic to me, but yeah this actually was pretty dangerous to me

Never again.

[londonboy044]

Sounds very scary experience sorry to hear
 though by the fact she has been escorting since 2015 to 2021 in 7 years x 52 weeks approx 364 weeks x 4 customers a day for 5 days
20x 364 call it 10000 customers would be enough to send anyone over the edge unfortunately and those numbers are conservative .

I saw her many years ago prob back in 2016 I hope she finds her mind again it’s sad to hear .

[LLPunting]

Sounds very scary experience sorry to hear
 though by the fact she has been escorting since 2015 to 2021 in 7 years x 52 weeks approx 364 weeks x 4 customers a day for 5 days
20x 364 call it 10000 customers would be enough to send anyone over the edge unfortunately and those numbers are conservative .

I saw her many years ago prob back in 2016 I hope she finds her mind again it’s sad to hear .

No girl works 52 weeks year in year out and padding up by 30+% is all a bit ropey fag packet stuff. 

[funlovingguy]

despite all that , you managed to cum, great

[Crockers]

Poor cat.

[ag3418]

Poor cat.

LOLL!

[golden bull]

Next time you go remember to bring some holy water and a bible and let the Vatican know to supply an exorcist 🧛‍♀️ .

[king tarzan]

Next time you go remember to bring some holy water and a bible and let the Vatican know to supply an exorcist 🧛‍♀️ .

Maybe your bull horn??
After you've had 10 cans of Tennant's 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Diggler fights back!]

You make it sound like she was going to have her way with you against your will. Kept pinning you down and all that. You should have walked when you knew she was in a mood. Others have suggested she has been no all there in the past.

[dwagonkin1]

You make it sound like she was going to have her way with you against your will. Kept pinning you down and all that. You should have walked when you knew she was in a mood. Others have suggested she has been no all there in the past.

Yeah the read on this seems pretty i dont know hard to shake because its made out asif its one extreme when its not mutual but really it doesnt seem that way also.

Glad i never saw her the 2 times i have wanted too because i have heard she was loopy.

Anyways hope your okay pal.

[Ericbadboyaight]

Let’s face it, most of these girls after a few years develop certain psychological disorders doing this job.

Men and woman ain’t build the same when it comes to sexual partners.

Sorry you had to go through that and hope she gets the mental help she clearly needs.

[Joelawerence]

I met her a few weeks before and can concur on the Toothiest Blowjob I received in my life  . Have posted a review as well, I will not visit her even if someone pays me for that.

[Mario7769]

Let’s face it, most of these girls after a few years develop certain psychological disorders doing this job.

Men and woman ain’t build the same when it comes to sexual partners.

Sorry you had to go through that and hope she gets the mental help she clearly needs.

This... This, this, this, this.

Women are not built for this fuck 20 dudes, fuck a hundred dudes, fuck a thousand. First they simply lose the ability to peer bond and have empathy for men, and then women depending on how long they do it for and how many dicks they've had. Secondly, the more numbers they rack, if they are psycho enough to get to 100, it completely shatters their psyche, and they can't even look at men normally anymore. If they do "fall in love", you can bet your ass they won't care even remotely about the sex.

Even as a man when you have fucked a certain number of women (I would say from 70 upwards), your ability to have that inherent "hunger" for a woman diminishes. But in our case, it's actually a good thing because firstly, it makes you way less likely to do stupid shit for pussy and secondly, it keeps your second hunger (male sex drive) at bay so, again, you're not doing stupid shit for pussy.

These women do this job not realising there is a significant price. It's worse if they weren't fucking a lot of guys for free before hand and started out as you described OP, "innocent".

Multiple partners is a horrible thing for a woman. I wonder if celibacy for an extended period in conjunction with extensive and aggressive therapy can undo the damage.

[Ericbadboyaight]

This... This, this, this, this.

Women are not built for this fuck 20 dudes, fuck a hundred dudes, fuck a thousand. First they simply lose the ability to peer bond and have empathy for men, and then women depending on how long they do it for and how many dicks they've had. Secondly, the more numbers they rack, if they are psycho enough to get to 100, it completely shatters their psyche, and they can't even look at men normally anymore. If they do "fall in love", you can bet your ass they won't care even remotely about the sex.

Even as a man when you have fucked a certain number of women (I would say from 70 upwards), your ability to have that inherent "hunger" for a woman diminishes. But in our case, it's actually a good thing because firstly, it makes you way less likely to do stupid shit for pussy and secondly, it keeps your second hunger (male sex drive) at bay so, again, you're not doing stupid shit for pussy.

These women do this job not realising there is a significant price. It's worse if they weren't fucking a lot of guys for free before hand and started out as you described OP, "innocent".

Multiple partners is a horrible thing for a woman. I wonder if celibacy for an extended period in conjunction with extensive and aggressive therapy can undo the damage.

100% agree with you and there are scientific studies that back this up, it’s not even an opinions, these are pure facts.

What’s funny is that the whole feminism push for woman to be more promiscuous and “enjoy sex with strangers” like men is actually more beneficial for men than it is woman.

Sex, regardless of how one puts it, sex is a huge psychological deed and the way our tools work, it’s the man who does the deed and the woman on the receiving end of it.

[bedhedred]

I met her a few weeks before and can concur on the Toothiest Blowjob I received in my life  . Have posted a review as well, I will not visit her even if someone pays me for that.

I revisited her weeks ago. I didn't massively enjoy the punt, but I will say that she gave me her least toothy owo. Somehow she got the angle right and it was a real improvement on what used to feel like having a cheese grater on my dick.

[king tarzan]

I revisited her weeks ago. I didn't massively enjoy the punt, but I will say that she gave me her least toothy owo. Somehow she got the angle right and it was a real improvement on what used to feel like having a cheese grater on my dick.

Did you nosh and mash the ⚽⚽??

Ruus cluut boombacluut maan yes yes yes 🥊👊👊🥊👊

[JACK9821]

I guessed I dodged a bullet with this one. Was supposed to see her a few days ago then she cancelled 30 minutes before  offered me her flatmate if I was interested.

[puntingpumping1920]

I guessed I dodged a bullet with this one. Was supposed to see her a few days ago then she cancelled 30 minutes before  offered me her flatmate if I was interested.

That's her flat mate ➡️➡️ External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

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