BrazilianPrincesRini

[Whore_Monger]

I'm getting a bit fucked of with punting these days.
Met this charmer for a quickie External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Three words: Paranoid, Uppity, Cunt

Made the booking for half past the hour no problems. Called at 20 past to get the exact address got a "your booking isn't until half past and it's nineteen minutes past call back just before"only got half the address. Paranoid, Uppity
From 25 past until when I arrived I received 3 phone calls asking where I am, OK I went the wrong way doh, text me your address, easy! Paranoid
Arrived and she's on the phone, I signalled I'm going for a piss and before I can get my bhoy back into my pants she's pestering me "what are you doing in there" and the oh so patronising "did you wash your hands" she made me do it again. Paranoid
I'm bored writing so I'll summarize.
Wouldn't let me use my own condom as I may have tampered with it?!?! Hers were extra double thick tight, I didn't feel a thing!
Spoke for like 2-3 mins asking me probing Q's "what do you do where you from, oh you must make good money..." I'm on the bed naked waiting for a BJ (covered)
I had to initiate sex, she looked shocked, I thought it was a given. Mish was awful, stingy on the lube held her legs up to stop me going too deep, went spoon so I could at least finish.
Spat on my knob as things got a bit dry "what's that! Is that spit? What hand did you use" out with the wet wipes and alcohol gel I'm like fucking hell let's get this done already.
Shot my load and hurried out, didn't say good bye as she was on the phone, again!
Overall I left feeling disappointed and cheated.
She's moderately attractive make up on, needs to moisturise as her skin is blotchy.
No OWO, kissing or sights of warmth.
I think I'll get a girlfriend, less risky but reliable...lol

[Whore_Monger]

Oh, she's a Londoner ( accent) who resides in Manchesta, not fucking Brazilian the twat.
I see she's put up a response to my feedback, original...

[SamScott]

Wow sounds fucking charming!

Thanks man I had her on my list will avoid now. Think she came up with a bunch of black girls like all seem to popped up at the same time. Sadly they look hot as but fuck that now.

[Whore_Monger]

I'd sum up that the reason it went bad is that 1 we didn't click, she likes to think she's a posh "high class" hooker, I'm working class so clearly below the standard of her usual clientele 
2 I only paid 40 for a quickie an she charges 140 for an hour, I was looking for a quick fuck not "good conversation" she was probably thinking I have a 1 hr booking after this so don't mess my hair or ruin my bed sheets. I expect she has a personality shift when you're in for 1 hr, although talking for 10 mins before ain't my thing, now that's a gfe! Get sucking love you're on the clock...

[James999]

Doesn't sound like a princess 

[Berty Basset]

I can't be fucked with any girl that has "princess" in her title, whether it be a hooker, online dating or any girl who describes themselves so. Princesses and members of royal families tend to not be very nice people. Dating girls who say they are princesses means one thing and one thing only - you are going to get a snooty, cold, shallow, boring high maintenance bitch with delusions of grandeur. Plus the only thing that seems to turn them on is money, so basically any princess is a ho. Simple as.

The same goes for any girl who describes themselves as "elite"

The beginning of the end for the elites in this world has already begun as we enter a new age - take from that what you will 

[infoseeker]

Good honest review.  Thanks for that.

I have talked to Rini in the recent past on the phone.
I found her to be very feisty and forthright, clearly newish at escorting but not in a naive way in a "I'll do things my way" way.

When I was talking to her one thing that made me laugh out loud was she said matter of factedly, "I ask people their waist size"..... I said why... she said since "I don't see fat people"

Also she doesn't see black guys inspite of being black herself, that was like the first question she asked me "What are you"... I said what do you mean... she said "Are your black, white or asian"

I  laughed a bit at the way she was acting to which she replied "If you think its funny......"

I did still consider seeing her for a quickie but had a long list of girls to see first and she was at the bottom of it and still is having said that she doesn't have quickies on her profile anymore so probably I wouldn't bother.

[bbb]

Half of her AW profile pictures are of the meals she is eating...   

Am I missing something here?

[Queynte]

Why the fuck has she a dry looking plate of chicken n chips in her gallery??

[infoseeker]

Why the fuck has she a dry looking plate of chicken n chips in her gallery??

To show she is a domestic goddess, who will hoover up your place after hoovering up your cum I suppose (and cook you a lovely meal if its an overnighter and you don't fancy pizza in bed).
She is a different one that I'll give her for sure, not necessarily a bad thing.
I still feel like seeing her if she would do 15mins quickies again.

[Bengeo13]

So grateful to UKP for doing what is does best! Helping me make a decision about a possible booking!
Rimi is about to undertake a short tour in Newcastle and her profile caught my eye, and I was just about to enquire further when I decided to search the forum and came across this negative review.
So I won't be pursing further and many thanks

[Whore_Monger]

So grateful to UKP for doing what is does best! Helping me make a decision about a possible booking!
Rimi is about to undertake a short tour in Newcastle and her profile caught my eye, and I was just about to enquire further when I decided to search the forum and came across this negative review.
So I won't be pursing further and many thanks

Yeah no worries mate, she's a conceited rat bag save your doh