External Link/Members OnlyThis right here was a truly breathtaking catfish. I was in fact so impressed with the level of photoshop, I let her know to her face. Not like she understood though, she can't speak a lick of English. My addiction to these Brazilian gals is bad for me LMAO

Comms: OK, got everything booked and was very clear. No complaints on that front at all. 80 quid for 30 mins.
Location: Decent new flats, somewhat close to the Three Tuns in Slough. Was safe and secure but hallway stank of the green stuff.
Girl and Service: Now this is where it gets interesting. So standard behind the door trick and honestly, I was a little disappointed when seeing her FACE. It was the face in the picture but it looked very underwhelming in comparison. She slimmed her face on photoshop OR has gained considerable weight in the last few months since the photos.
However, the body is where it gets proper disappointing. Now, I have fairly good experience at punting now and she was wearing this thick robe and it seemed like she was hiding her body. At this point, I was thinking to myself, as long as her body is the one in the pics, it'll be OK. Well boy, it was proper disappointing. She unrobed and was built like Gimli from Lord of the Rings. I wish I was kidding. Flat ass, big tummy, droopy tits. WTF.
Adding on to the fact that I had been led to the bedroom, she had unrobed and it was very disappinting, as well as the fact she couldn't understand that I wanted to simply wash my face and freshen up, I walked. Just complimented her photoshop skills and walked straight out of the door. Best punting decision I've ever made. Be safe lads
