New relaxing massage - Gumtree - Edinburgh

[Itsanaffliction]

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£85 1 hour - Leith EH6

COMMS - excellent, straightforward, clear instructions

LOCATION - fkn nightmare - kids of building work taking place so apartment is a nightmare to find due to scaffolding around building - workers everywhere - so not exactly discreet - difficult block of houses to locate at best of times. Once inside all good - clean and warm with a good shower

GIRL - Chinese slim approx 30 something, small tits and arse but in decent shape. However cold as ice, very serious business like. Absolutely no pleasantries whatsoever not even as much as a smile. Felt like she really did not want to be there.

SERVICE - terrible. - awful massage, not firm, not sensual, zero teasing/swipes for first half then second half goes straight for the cock, plenty play around the arse but more the crack than anywhere else, she uses this strange technique where she is kind of rattling her hand around the crack over and over again - weird, turn off. Eventually tuned over and her technique her is lacking too. Kept rubbing the head, was getting to the point it was painful, then rubbing the nipples too much - uncomfortable. You can touch but she positions herself so you can’t get a good feel. Eventually she started tugging and the inevitable happened. Quick shower and on my way.

Only booked this as Linda Sweet was fully booked.

The apartment is the same one Emma used however this girl is not in the same league. I very much doubt she would get any repeat custom. Definite Negative

[Itsanaffliction]

*lots of building work TYPO

[Massagetugga]

I’m not aware “Emma” had been there. Thought she was last seen for sure at a stage earlier this year somewhere near the top of Leith Walk

Your review is quite like mine. Same flat and sounds like same SP. The bell end rubbing and arse jabbing certainly wasn’t a turn on.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=326464.0

How recent was your visit? I was under the impression this girl was maybe now with “Linda Sweety”/“Coco” at the flat off Leith Walk.

I’m certainly not returning to the Linda Sweety flat off Leth Walk. You maybe saw my review.

[Itsanaffliction]

Yes Emma was definitely at the same apartment as this, but I only saw her here once. Had seen her a couple of other times in another apartment.

My visit to this one was around a week ago. Bloody terrible experience, what is the crack jabbing all about????  has put a downer on my feelings of the entire FBSM options at the moment. I did have a good time with coco and kitty (Linda) the few times I’ve been there, especially with the four hand experience and find their technique very decent, shame you didn’t have such a good time there.

Really miss the better options that were available a few years back. The Hungarian girls were on a different level, used to walk out of there feeling money well spent and look forward to the next time  - can only hope that they one day return. 

Great opportunity out there at the moment if some good looking lasses we’re to offer an all round good service. I’m sure they would be fully booked quite quickly.

No doubt there are better options down south but up here at the moment it’s a really struggle feeding off scraps - I’m think thinking of hanging up the boots for now

[Massagetugga]

Yes I agree. Options poor and it’d be better not bothering than feeling like ripped off at the prices.
Having said that I bet I book someone tomorrow 

[Scotty]

I also confirm that it is the same flat as Emma used, I saw her there several times. The one next to the Water of Leith for those that know. I also saw her in Pirig, Bonnington and one or two other venues. Emmas was not a superstar but way better that this girl, at least she was pleasant, a smile and a peck on the cheek. I agree with this review and I will not return. I gave this one a second chance due the lack of choice but never again. Nothing terrible, just not great as I put in my review. I had hoped for an improvement on the second visit but no luck.

Let's hope for some new blood in the new year, meantime I am giving up for the festive season. Merry Christmas and Happy New Punting everyone.

[auldgreytoun]

Yes Emma was definitely at the same apartment as this, but I only saw her here once. Had seen her a couple of other times in another apartment.

My visit to this one was around a week ago. Bloody terrible experience, what is the crack jabbing all about????  has put a downer on my feelings of the entire FBSM options at the moment. I did have a good time with coco and kitty (Linda) the few times I’ve been there, especially with the four hand experience and find their technique very decent, shame you didn’t have such a good time there.

Really miss the better options that were available a few years back. The Hungarian girls were on a different level, used to walk out of there feeling money well spent and look forward to the next time  - can only hope that they one day return. 

Great opportunity out there at the moment if some good looking lasses we’re to offer an all round good service. I’m sure they would be fully booked quite quickly.

No doubt there are better options down south but up here at the moment it’s a really struggle feeding off scraps - I’m think thinking of hanging up the boots for now

I concur with your comment regarding the Hungarian girls. I’m getting fed up with sub standard Chinese set ups a lot of them are a bag of shite.

[Massagetugga]

I concur with your comment regarding the Hungarian girls. I’m getting fed up with sub standard Chinese set ups a lot of them are a bag of shite.

It’d not be so bad if likes of £60 for an hour but £85 IMO is a lot so it has to be good.

[Itsanaffliction]

Also agree with all three of the above comments ⬆️. I too am hoping for some new additions to the massage scene in both Edinburgh and Glasgow in the new year. Covid and Brexit have not helped the industry, but can’t help but think what a great opportunity out there for some good looking, friendly girls who are talented at the FBSM, must be a huge market and lots of money to be made - and would be, really the only top class provider in Scotland at the moment. We were really spoiled for choice a few years back with the Hungarian and a few of the good quality Polish girls who were here. Will it ever return?

[Itsanaffliction]

Forgot to add that saw Meg Massage a few weeks ago - and will be adding a review soon - very positive experience and she really does put a lot of effort in and the entire massage is very sensual, but the caveat is that she is a bigger girl, tall and broad, and although massage and her personality ticks all the boxes, it just does not compare to when a more attractive provider is carrying out the service, as I was not attracted to Meg at all. But 10/10 for effort. Worth a visit just now guys as clutching at straws at the moment