External Link/Members OnlyMeeting took place about 3 weeks ago, having got any decent punts to review, decided to write up a bizarre punt that happened.
Comms
Checked on AW on the day, called the number on the profile, text request for 45 minutes at £140, SP texted confirmation and address, all ok.
Location
Well know punting flats in Tradeston, off the M74
Looks
Girl in her 20s, very thin body, borderline anorexic, handful size boobs, 7/10 for looks, bleach blonde hair, when she opened the door, had to do a double take, kind of looked a little similar to fuckmecasamento, aka Alisha, the only difference is her heavy east coast Edinburgh accent, she’s about 5”5 tall.
Service
As I enter the flat was greet with a warm smile and and kiss on the cheek, nice friendly banter about my day, little did I know this would set the tone for the rest of the punt.
Now I don’t usually take the blue pil, but decided on this occasion , had prepared for a good night with a young hottie, maybe 2-3 rounds, so needed the ammunition.
See start out by giving a really awkward massage, whiles yacking away about her day in Glasgow and her last time, when she rented a room in Partick, after 5 minutes of that, nothing happening downstairs, decided to turn around for some Owo, which consisted of her bobbing up and down on my head for a few minutes, had to direct to her to pay attention to the balls, which consisted of a few licks, I was thinking to my self, she’s won the award for the must awkward BJ ever, so I get a semi, I asked her to go on top, so she whips open the draw and asks me what condoms i would like, ribbed, thick, thin, flavoured, err could I just have normal ones please ? Ok, she whips it open, puts it on and starts riding me, so I’m watching my self in the mirror, she looks so bored, fiddling with her hair, then she starts talking about her holiday whiles riding me.
After about 5 minutes of that, I find my self going soft, even with the blue pil, of I move positions and try doggy, nothing happening with that and I find my self losing interest very quite quickly. So I ask her to tug me off to get it hard again, whiles she’s doing that, she’s asking how my day is ! In my mind this felt really mechanical and unnatural, I was thinking to my self, she’s need a defibrillator to get the bloody thing pumping again!
With Willy flat as pan cake, I asked her, if I could give her a facial, so she agreed, got into position and started to wack off, then she grabs a hand full of tissues and covers of face with the tissues, I was thinking , it sorts of defeats to purpose, eventually I spray my load on her tissue cover face, I chucked at the sight of that, there’s a first.
Didn’t wait too much hanging around as this punt crashed and burned from positive beginning, I don’t like to criticise WG it’s a hard enough job, pardon the pun, she’s a nice girl, friendly, hot looks, I don’t know if it’s down to inexperience or we didn’t click, the fact that she didn’t even get me hard enough even with the blue pil, says everything you need to know about the punt, only thing that’s stops this review from being negative is her looks and body.