Author Topic: Scottish Jessica xxx - Glasgow  (Read 2745 times)


2 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 6507166) (0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Courtney]

Offline cubaguy


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Meeting took place about 3 weeks ago, having got any decent punts to review, decided to write up a bizarre punt that happened.


Comms

Checked on AW on the day, called the number on the profile, text request for 45 minutes at £140, SP texted confirmation and address, all ok.

Location
Well know punting flats in Tradeston, off the M74

Looks
Girl in her 20s, very thin body, borderline anorexic, handful size boobs, 7/10 for looks, bleach blonde hair, when she opened the door, had to do a double take, kind of looked a little similar to fuckmecasamento, aka Alisha, the only difference is her heavy east coast Edinburgh accent, she’s about 5”5 tall.


Service

As I enter the flat was greet with a warm smile and and kiss on the cheek, nice friendly banter about my day, little did I know this would set the tone for the rest of the punt.
Now I don’t usually take the blue pil, but decided on this occasion , had prepared for a good night with a young hottie, maybe 2-3 rounds, so needed the ammunition.

See start out by giving a really awkward massage, whiles yacking away about her day in Glasgow and her last time, when she rented a room in Partick, after 5 minutes of that, nothing happening downstairs, decided to turn around for some Owo, which consisted of her bobbing up and down on my head for a few minutes, had to direct to her to pay attention to the balls, which consisted of a few licks, I was thinking to my self, she’s won the award for the must awkward BJ ever, so I get a semi, I asked her to go on top, so she whips open the draw and asks me what condoms i would like, ribbed, thick, thin, flavoured, err could I just have normal ones please ? Ok, she whips it open, puts it on and starts riding me, so I’m watching my self in the mirror, she looks so bored, fiddling with her hair, then she starts talking about her holiday whiles riding me.

After about 5 minutes of that, I find my self going soft, even with the blue pil, of I move positions and try doggy, nothing happening with that and I find my self losing interest very quite quickly. So I ask her to tug me off to get it hard again, whiles she’s doing that, she’s asking how my day is ! In my mind this felt really mechanical and unnatural, I was thinking to my self, she’s need a defibrillator to get the bloody thing pumping again!

With Willy flat as pan cake, I asked her, if I could give her a facial, so she agreed, got into position and started to wack off, then she grabs a hand full of tissues and covers of face with the tissues, I was thinking , it sorts of defeats to purpose, eventually I spray my load on her tissue cover face, I chucked at the sight of that, there’s a first.

Didn’t wait too much hanging around as this punt crashed and burned from positive beginning, I don’t like to criticise WG it’s a hard enough job, pardon the pun, she’s a nice girl, friendly, hot looks, I don’t know if it’s down to inexperience or we didn’t click, the fact that she didn’t even get me hard enough even with the blue pil, says everything you need to know about the punt, only thing that’s stops this review from being negative is her looks and body.

Offline Courtney

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…well I’ll give credit where credit is due. This is a well written informative review.

Regarding “shut up and take it” the old guard as you call it will question new members authenticity at first but that’s just the nature of the forum, always been that way.

Offline cubaguy

All good! Should concentrate on reviewing the girls, she will be touring Glasgow at time to time, she’s like a younger version of fuckme casamenxo, aka Alisha, it’s frustrating when you meet a girl with so much potential, but let down by poor service.
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Offline Problem Child

Good review, although reads like a neg. Sounds like a shite booking.
I do find your comparison to FmCarmen somewhat odd, coz it seems like pretty much the exact opposite of a booking with Carmen. 🤷‍♂️

Offline cubaguy

In terms of her looks and body just about bumps up to neutral, i feels she one of those girls who either has that click and will get a better service, maybe, there was also no FK as well.

Offline Scotpak

Based on her reviews I don't think she's going to click with many which is a shame as she looks good.


Offline Problem Child

As long as a client is well mannered, clean, on time. respectful of boundaries and has the cash, the sp should make sure she “clicks” with him.
That’s the service you’re paying for.

Offline cubaguy

Maybe, who knows what’s goes on with these SP’s minds.

Offline cubaguy

The third photo shot with her body, that’s a accurate reflection, very skinny.

Offline Falkirk GND

Have any of the Edinburgh sauna guys seen this lassie? 

She looks and sounds very like wee 18 y/o Lucy. who did a few days on and off at NTS a few months back.  Start date of this AW account ties in, the banging skinny body and absolutely shite service is very very familiar, right down to the no FK, and the third pic defo looks like her.  Basically a great wee body but totally unsuited to the job. 

I'm a little tempted to book her to see if my theory is right but if I am, I'd have more fun rolling up 5 twenties and putting a match to them.   :thumbsdown: