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On a trip to Manchester recently and was looking for a bit of fun. Did some research here on UKP and to be honest the Thai scene was looking pretty dire, ended up choosing Fern based on some of the good things said about her.

Appointment made via Whatsapp, a little bit of banter took place & all the relevant details where given. When I arrived the entry instructions were pretty simple to follow. She did the hide behind the door routine but I wasn't disappointed when she revealed herself dressed in a little schoolie outfit & fishnets, I'd guess 5'2" (a lot taller in her enormous stripper heels) & a size 8 looking very fit for her stated age of 46, I wanted to fuck her instantly but I hadn't seen anything to say that FS was going to be on offer so I wasn't going to push it.

Anyway, I was shown to the room that has a massage table & double bed in it (the bed made me think FS might be on) the room was very dark, lighting was at a minimum & stayed that way. I had a shower while Fern left the room & when I was done I gave her a shout to say I was ready. I was told to lay on the bed (the massage table was being used to store all a girls bedroom crap. Fern then stood admiring herself in front of the full length mirror and I laid admiring her from the bed, she then began to remove all her clothes & climb onto my back.

She then gave me a firm massage for 30mins or more, not too much in the way of erotic cc swipes but I could feel her fanny on my arse & legs which wasn't unpleasant. As others have said she talks a lot in fact she doesn't shut up but I quite like that especially on a first meet. After the normal back massage had reached it's conclusion she spun round & sat herself on my upper back & proceeded to step things up a bit with CC swipes & a bit of teasing of the chocolate starfish, she was now starting to have the desired effect that I was really there for. On the flip I was already rock hard & ready for Fern to get on with more B2B, again she span round & sat on my chest but with her pussy clamped down to my chest restricting any access to it with my fingers or tongue  :( She started with what turned out to be a pretty good wank, I'm sure she's had plenty of practice, in the absence of access to the nether regions I grabbed her pretty decent enhanced tits while she got to grips with mini me & she even slipped a finger up my jacksie as the moment approached & I shot my jizz on both of our bellies!

Fern did the normal clean up routine & filled the remaining time with some shoulder massage with me sat up & her behind, her tits felt nice in my back.

I paid £100 for the hour & to be honest whilst I enjoyed my time there I thought the massage could have been more teasing & that the B2B was limited & should have lasted longer than the normal massage period, I would have liked more access to her body but as it was my first visit I understand that they like to keep something back to entice you back again, but in my case I'm unlikely to return as it's way out of my normal area. Would I recommend? the massage was good, she's a very attractive woman, the venue is more than fit for purpose & I felt safe there, so yes I'd recommend as YMMV maybe I was just too fat & too old for her :scare:

It is only just a green but I'd want more for £100 if in the unlikely event I was to return.

Offline SexnLust17

Fern is the biggest scammer of all feel thai massage places she had mood swings like a ride at theme park but she will never let you get to her pussy as far as you unless you show the big dollars 💸

Offline itslavish

Her whatsapp profile picture is of herself if anyone wants to see

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Offline Engl1shmuff1ns

Her whatsapp profile picture is of herself if anyone wants to see

Always cheers me up to see her profile or status pics and vids on WhatsApp. Her style and pricing doesn't appeal to everyone but I've made no secret that she appeals to me and I've had more happy experiences than unhappy ones. If she's not for you, that just makes it easier for me to get an appointment next time.  :lol:

I'm glad that the OP had more of a green review than neutral or red and I'll admit that on my first visit to her previous base, I was undecided on whether to persevere and try again at her current one. I'm glad that I did and reading his review and seeing today's WhatsApp status video has stirred me into action to find out her availability over the next week or so. Thanks :hi:. EM


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Fern is FAF

please review her if you've seen her recently, it helps us all when searching for some fun.

Offline Manchester098

You forgot to mention Half of the time she’s playing with her phone 📱 whiles massaging your leg throughout the session that was it for me :thumbsdown:

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You forgot to mention Half of the time she’s playing with her phone 📱 whiles massaging your leg throughout the session that was it for me :thumbsdown:

Her phone was on the bedside table & went off a few times but she ignored it

Offline Engl1shmuff1ns

You forgot to mention Half of the time she’s playing with her phone 📱 whiles massaging your leg throughout the session that was it for me :thumbsdown:

The OP's reply suggests that it wasn't worth mentioning. Your review and others have mentioned it and for some that kills the mood. The different experiences of different punters, as reported, allows forum readers to make up their own minds how much it might bother them.

Hope your experiences with other SPs gets better and I look forward to reading more reviews. EM

Offline KeenPunter

You forgot to mention Half of the time she’s playing with her phone 📱 whiles massaging your leg throughout the session that was it for me :thumbsdown:

Your review was positive still though

Offline Manchester098

Your review was positive still though

yes that’s true because that’s the first time I met her and she was on her phone for like 30 minutes. After my second visit that was it for me same thing but it was boring.

Offline SexnLust17

She is off work now due to some health issues according to her WhatsApp status