External Link/Members OnlyDon’t know where to even start with this one.
Texted poppy the day before, good comms, quick replies, and agreed for a 1hr meet as i rarely blow from penetration in less than 30mins (mistake #1).
I’d seen some of the worse reviews on here but most were neutral with only a few negatives so thought I’d chance it. (Mistake #2).
Arrived for an early morning meet, was given code to get in etc and made my way up to the apartment. Was let in, looks brilliant, in some tasty lingerie, was looking good. Thats where the positives end.
Handed over 220 for an hour meet. Very formal no greeting etc was just told straight to the bed.
She started with what can only be described as spitting practice at my chap, no real mouth action, just wanking it away. No talking, just silence. Clearly wasnt working so thought I’d try and warm her up with some RO.
Positioned herself impossibly so couldn't really do that either, so asked to put the bag on and went for some missionary.
Again awkward leg positioning to stop you really doing anything so ended up with the most lacklustre her on top I've ever seen, was struggling to keep hard at this point so went back to her wanking me off, not even very food at that so helped her out (with the expectation she’d at least catch it in her gob.
Nah £220 basically blow my own wad all over myself.
Asked whether I wanted a shower, left the room and out of interest I checked my phone for time. I’d been there 14 minutes.
Went for the shower, came back and asked for HALF of the money back. I was willing to write down £60 to bad experience. Was told in riddles that she couldn’t as I booked for the hour and she told other people no (but went on to say she wasnt going to work today

) go figure. Haggled for about 5-10 mins and eventually just thought fuck it I CBA. There was a male voice in another room, and I didn’t particularly fancy an unexplainable fistycuffs 2 weeks before christmas on a weekend morning.
In hindsight, the whole thing screamed of pimping, and the moral person in me doesn’t really know what to do about that.
Conclusion: Absolutely avoid at all costs. Do not do a me!
*Appended accidentally put down as a positive (basically mistake #10 at this point)