Right. This punt took place in October when they were based near Oval; before that it was Camden, and since then Southwark, Wembley, Mill Hill and more. They'll probably move again in the time it takes me to write this review.
I texted and got sent two photos of the available masseuses, a blonde) and a brunette. I could never quite figure out who I was talking to — one of them or a secretary. The whole operation confuses me.
Prices were quoted as:
- Naked massage. massage table. TANTRIC/prostate massage
-teasing, mutual touching. -happy end
*. 1 hour. - 90£
*. 30 min. - 70£
- Only Swedish massage with happy end
*. 1 hour £60
*. 30 min £40
📍4 hands available
2 girls naked
*. 1 hour £140
*. 30min £100
📌I don’t do full service
I agreed an hour of the first option with the blonde. Alas once I materialised at the quoted postcode, no-one answered and the session didn't happen. When they finally replied, 20 minutes later, contrite, I agreed a £10 discount. In checking a few days later that the blonde was still available, I got sent a second photo of her. Yummy.
So, take 2. This time all went well and I found the flat, at the top floor of a terrace, not that it much matters now. Melina, as she turned out to be called, was as cute as the second photo suggested. I took a happy whizz, parted with my £80 (no issue on the discount) and got on the (proper but svelte) massage table, which was in what I understood to be Melina's bedroom. She's probably had about eight since.
Melina is size 8-10 - a little wobbly in the belly and bouncy in the ass, but perfectly slim - and Portuguese. Early 20s; in the UK to study English, so she says. Hers is already decent, although I found the accent hard to understand at times,
As I lay prone, she stripped down to her thong. I couldn't remember if the advert has said "naked" so didn't push it; if I'd known that it did, actually, I would have. Subsequent visitors definitely should. I would, inexpertly, say that it wasn't particularly tantric or teasing for the first 10-15 mins. We also didn't start until 15 mins after I arrived due to my whizzing, her attending to something, my undressing — I know this because the timer on her phone told me so, reading 15:04 as she began. I don't mind losing a bit of time to formalities, but 15 mins seems too much.
That's the bad news. The good is most everything after it became (suddenly) sensual. From there I was rubbing her clit through said panties, eliciting gasps; she wouldn't let me slip a hand inside that thong, but seemed to simultaneously want to; in the end her thin slip of cotton naturally moved to one side anyway. On the turn I was allowed to suck on Melina's (32B?) breasts, much to her enjoyment, and she licked my own nipples; before then we did five minutes of prostrate, with her finger deep inside my arse (but not exploring much) as the other hand stroked my balls. Deeply enjoyable; I'm pretty sure I actually purred like a cat. No lip kissing, sadly, or on the neck; neither are permitted. Then, with me sitting up off the side of table, and her leaning her ass towards me and standing between my legs, I rubbed her pussy again as she gyrated on my hand. More purring. Eventually she turned around and we simultaneously brought each other to a climax, me on her stomach. Yum!
Overall, I'd recommend. Some of that may have been because she took a fancy to me, but it's basically a hot and very nice girl who seems willing to please. I also have the sense of more being available if a relationship is formed, although you'll probably need an all-zones Travelcard...
