Edinburgh Tatiana - Polynesian Massage

[Wanderlust]

I don't even know where to start with this one.

Was an absolute shit show

Unfortunately for me I'm not local so I didn't know the area... after a bit of research it seems it's not the best of places.

Anyway, texted got a reply. Confirmed HE was on offer £50 for the hour all in.

Arrived to a run down area and started having doubts.. considering if I should get back to the digs incase someone steals the van 

Managed to talk myself into going. Block of flats. Went up few floors and this is where it went from bad to worse. I've seen skips cleaner and kept better than this place.
Still went ahead and knocked the door.

Old lady appeared and I was like  but thought fuck it maybe the massage etc.. will be good.
Holy smokes how wrong was I 

The room and flat is totally ruined. 
bloody cats running around all over the place and her attitude was so abrupt. Overall a spooky experience

safe to say I got the hell outta there within 10mins.


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The worst experience I have ever had. Probably give anyone ED and PTSD for a long time after 

[Marvlus69]

I waked from this one.. the smell was so bad and she was so horrid looking lol

[Wanderlust]

Wish you done a review.
Would of saved me from Satans Wrath 

[Jayf]

What area was this ?

[Massagetugga]

What area was this ?

Niddrie.
I mentioned on the massage thread thinking about ringing up for here on Monday

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but a rekkie revealed it looked like a high rise at the back of Niddrie so I was out. I’d be less concerned about these areas if it wasn’t from experience of somehow being spotted as an outsider. It’s almost like there is “spotters” around

[Jayf]

I wouldn't go anywhere near niddrie. Place is a shithole and you would be noticed in a place like that .

[Sparky88]

I sent a text last week and the minute she said the high rise at Greendykes I was like “fuck that”

[Massagetugga]

I sent a text last week and the minute she said the high rise at Greendykes I was like “fuck that”

On driving up and discovering the postcode was indeed one of the two high rises, I also thought “fuck that”!

[andymars19]

If it's the same one I went to years ago (before my UKE time), she had a dog that used to wander in and out the room too, walking under the table and having a sniff at your face as you lay there...

Been once, never again

[tiny]

I shared the same experience many moons ago. never went back obviously.

[Wanderlust]

I sent a text last week and the minute she said the high rise at Greendykes I was like “fuck that”

Ha-ha! Unfortunately no local knowledge so got shafted this time.
Hopefully my review saves some newbies pennies