Author Topic: Hayley-x-x - Chichester  (Read 3760 times)


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Offline ChrisChockz89

First review, a well known reliable SP so not really much to add. Had some more risky/adventurous punts however they were pre Corona so can't post about them.

Comms Got Her number after a quick email on AW. Texted her few days before, clear comms as well as flexible with the timing.
Location House in Chichester about 10 mins from the station. Reasonable parking nearby. Seems like a reasonably safe residential area.
The Girl Looks just like the photos, id argue some of her photos are not that flattering and she looks far better in person.
Service £180 for one hour. DFK, OWO, RO, CIM, covered sex.
The Meet Shower offered before and after, had no requests but she dressed nicely. I am rather vanilla so opted for only the above services and all were delivered with enthusiasm. Two pops in the 1 hour and even went over a little bit due to the shower at the end but there was no issue there.

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Offline chief-93

Good choice of provider for a first review.  Have been holding off going to see Hayley as I fear expectations for future punts may be raised to a level which ruins this game for me, may just bite the bullet and have a Christmas treat.

Offline sunbunny

Christmas comes twice with Hayley.

Offline Doormatt

Thought about it, many positives. But ever since I put her name in Google images and saw a huge turd hanging out her arse and other images of shit on bog roll/kitchen paper ...no thanks  :vomit:

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Thought about it, many positives. But ever since I put her name in Google images and saw a huge turd hanging out her arse and other images of shit on bog roll/kitchen paper ...no thanks  :vomit:


Dont you ever shit then ?

Offline Cunning Punt

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Dont you ever shit then ?

Yeah, but we don't all show everyone our shit. Some things are better kept in the privacy of the bathroom, but whatever floats your boat I suppose.

Offline Marvelous

Yeah, but we don't all show everyone our shit. Some things are better kept in the privacy of the bathroom, but whatever floats your boat I suppose.

I agree hundred %.

Offline Doormatt


Dont you ever shit then ?

As it happens I do. What I don't do is film or photograph it, have it stuffed and mounted and displayed on the mantle piece, pickled and preserved in jars on the bookcase, have it petrified and fashioned into ornaments or paper weights or gift wrapped and sent to friends as Christmas presents.  :D it just ain't for me, and couldn't shake the image.
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Offline mh

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whatever floats your boat I suppose.

She seems so nice and clean cut that is barely believable that she does/did that. I bet she's not pleased the photos are public. But she's performing a service for money and is doing what the punter or producer wants.

The closest I've come to a scat encounter is using anal beads on a girl, one of those long sets with rigid links between them. The going in part was horny as hell, I buried them deep and fingered her arse while they were inside and I was fucking her, mmmm, lovely. Now in porn they come out nice and clean and to be fair the first three did here, but then it was like I'd used a pipe cleaner on her and the remainder of the beads were obscured in a long tube of well, shit.

I had expected to see some, she took the offending article and washed it and herself thoroughly before we resumed activity. She swore she had douched and I think she had, but those beads go deep...
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Offline sunbunny

From memory, in her previous 106 Positive Reviews no-one happened to mention  that she shat on them? It's not compulsory but it clearly floats someone's boat (not mine). Doesn't detract from the fact that she's a proven first-rate SP. The only girl I've seen twice ( pre-UKP days) - best punting experience so far.

Offline Jules2205

A quick google of her name and a bit of scrolling and there is indeed some pretty grim photos. I appreciate some have that kink but yeah it kind of puts you off her.

Offline beanfarmer05

I cant unseen what I just saw..jesus wept

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She is very matter of fact in what she offers (or offered as I'm not sure that is still on the cards) as i jocularly pointed out above we all shit its a natural function - like childbirth  which i dont wish to see when  eating my Cornflakes. While there are no pics of me doing so I am not plastered all over the internet.

Also worth noting that Hayley has always allowed pics to be taken (without charge and showing her face) and I have several delicious mementos of my visits  and would like more so please dont make her change that

Think I told the story elsewhere on here that once between pops she announced she needed the loo and disappeared into the ensuite  then popped her head back round the corner to ask if I was into watersports. When I declined she giggled and said just a shame to waste it

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She is very matter of fact in what she offers (or offered as I'm not sure that is still on the cards) as i jocularly pointed out above we all shit its a natural function - like childbirth  which i dont wish to see when  eating my Cornflakes. While there are no pics of me doing so I am not plastered all over the internet.

Also worth noting that Hayley has always allowed pics to be taken (without charge and showing her face) and I have several delicious mementos of my visits  and would like more so please dont make her change that

Think I told the story elsewhere on here that once between pops she announced she needed the loo and disappeared into the ensuite  then popped her head back round the corner to ask if I was into watersports. When I declined she giggled and said just a shame to waste it
Top escort and remains on my HL. Hopefully next year I will getlucky :hi:

Offline Whiteknight



Also worth noting that Hayley has always allowed pics to be taken (without charge and showing her face) and I have several delicious mementos of my visits  and would like more so please dont make her change that


Me too, she is a great all round escort.

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I agree hundred %.

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