External Link/Members Only50/HR + 40 B2B. Place is down at the end of one of the main central streets, so at certain times of day probably not discrete. As I was randomly in Woking and not likely to return any time soon, didn't matter to me.
Normal, clean entrance. Was taken to a room and told I was getting the "new girl" "Lisa?" who is "very good at massage". Asked for the 50 and told to take some clothes off. While undressing saw a sign that said "NON SEXUAL SERVICES FOR BOTH MALE AND FEMALES". Uh oh. Stopped at my boxers and the "new" girl came in, new meaning first day there but not any indication of her age or experience, as she was an absolute stereotype/mash-up of most reviews I read on here. However, I am extraordinarily perceptive and intelligent and can give you the following precise information - the masseuse was 1)Female; 2)of Asian/oriental decent and 3) between the ages of 30 and 70. Nothing stood out at all above the neck, b cup boobs, smooth body with flat stomach, no ass, no tattoos or piercings. She immediately told me to remove my boxers and get on the bed with no towel offered - apparently she was so new they haven't trained her how to read the sign. A very basic and slightly relaxing massage followed, flip at about 35 minutes. as asked for extras and as informed that B2B was when she gets all the way naked and was asked how much I normally pay - wasn't really interested in extras, but I said 40 and it looked like she might try for more but thought better. Got naked and slid up and down for about 3 minutes, which was fine as she wasn't any good at it. Her oily handiwork was quite nice, but you could tell she as surprised that I was not coming. Plan B was to keep at it while sticking a titty in my mouth - I liked the gumption, but that wasn't enough. Plan C was both of the above, plus spreading her legs to allow full on fingering(!) which while nice wasn't quite enough. So her trump card was to stick a finger up my ass (!!!) and I'll be god damned if that didn't get the volcano to erupt, to both of our surprises. Shower was broken of course but had one at hotel so no big deal.
Would I recommend and repeat? Dear lord no, stay far, far away. Only reason this gets a Neutral is the "new" gal having "beginners luck" and defying all odds to make me cum, that deserves a small show of appreciation and mercy. You might not be so lucky.
