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Offline NIK

I hate the word. It's so full of affectation and I expect any woman who uses it to be up her own arse that she will invariably be a crap prostitute.

I've only seen a couple who use it. Danni of Nottingham who I referred to on one of the other boards has now started using it, I don't think she did when I booked her, and whilst she was okay, I couldn't go along with all the rave reviews she has.

Similarly Ruth of Nottingham referred to herself as a courtesan and again I didn't find her anywhere near as intoxicating as her marvellous reviews suggested.
Particularly towards the end when she kindly reminded me I only had ten minutes left!

I wonder if Louis X1V's courtesans spoke the same words to him?

Offline foresight

Can't stand affectation and euphemisms.
Just had a reply from a girl who said she couldn't see me for a few days as she had her 'monthly visitor' for god's sake. Just tell me you've have your period.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Quote from: NIK

Similarly Ruth of Nottingham referred to herself as a courtesan and again I didn't find her anywhere near as intoxicating as her marvellous reviews suggested.
Particularly towards the end when she kindly reminded me I only had ten minutes left!


That would piss me off big time, not something you expect from an Indie ------- bad enough when a brothel girl reminds you of the time.

I have to laugh when the fluffies claim their bookings always run over time, plenty of dreamers out there.

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Quote from: foresight
Can't stand affectation and euphemisms.
Just had a reply from a girl who said she couldn't see me for a few days as she had her 'monthly visitor' for god's sake. Just tell me you've have your period.

Not that 'period' isn't a bit if a euphemism itself. ;)
And, "My menstrual cycle is in full flow and I'd just bleed all over your beautiful cock," is a bit of a mouthful - although I suppose she could offer oral if she had any business sense.

Just as long as she isn't offering 'used fanny pads' in her 'for sale' list.' ;)

Offline Matium

A con that prostitutes pull is to market themselves as "courtesans".

Courtesans are very rare because they are prostitutes who are accomplished in Music, Dancing, Singing, Art, Literature and Languages - in fact, all the Liberal Arts. A true courtesan will be able to hold forth on any subject of conversation and be able to do so with with wit, charm, humour and an irresistible dash of flirtitiousness.

Such women are very, very rare. It takes years of training to become a courtesan but a night with a true, real courtesan is one you'll remember for ever.

What happens, in the majority of cases, however, is that prostitutes will call themselves courtesans and then jump up their prices to silly levels, as an example, look here:

http://englishcourtesan.com/#/packages/4535654827

She's a courtesan is she? - a courtesan using a free website from Moonfruit!

She really is a stupid whore, she goes to great length to hide her face on her website then shows her face here!

http://www.brownbook.net/business/30998918/alissa-joseph---courtesan-of-the-south-west

She looks very young, almost childlike, one thing's for sure though, a courtesan she is not!

Given the depth of knowledge and skills that a real courtesan possesses, you can guarantee that it won't be found in an English girl in her twenties.

Men must learn to think about prices with their heads and not their dicks.

Worse are the ones who don't even see themselves as prostitutes by describing themselves as 'companions'.

???

Offline Jacob

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Worse are the ones who don't even see themselves as prostitutes by describing themselves as 'companions'.

???

.... and don't forget 'donations'. Apologies to any prossies reading but really, it'll be called 'gifts in kind' next. ;)

Offline Lucy chambers

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Oh, I quite like the old donations term. I think it originated to try and keep yourself on the right side of the law, but I agree it could be tweeked.

Contributions? Alms?

Mmm. I shall ponder that.

Offline Jimmyredcab

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Oh, I quite like the old donations term.


Really ?????
I thought a donation was a voluntary contribution, surely that does not apply to a prostitutes fees. ?????????

Regarding the legal aspect, prostitution is not illegal in the UK.

Offline Matium

A donation is a voluntary contribution, what if I wished to contribute 50p?

Offline Lucy chambers

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Really ?????
I thought a donation was a voluntary contribution, surely that does not apply to a prostitutes fees. ?????????

Regarding the legal aspect, prostitution is not illegal in the UK.

No, it isn't. But you really don't want to start getting into the grey area of soliciting for the purposes of.


It is entirely voluntary to decide to partake of an escorts services, isn't it?

Offline Lucy chambers

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Quote from: Matium
A donation is a voluntary contribution, what if I wished to contribute 50p?


Then you would have to pay the 99.50 for me to accept your voluntary contribution. They are only words, as we all know.

Offline Jimmyredcab

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It is entirely voluntary to decide to partake of an escorts services, isn't it?

Yes, absolutely, but payment is not voluntary ----- hence the expression donation is too silly for words.

Almost as ridiculous is when the word "date" is used.

Offline Jacob

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Oh, I quite like the old donations term ......
..... Mmm. I shall ponder that.

I think you may be right when you say 'old' donations term. Let us know what your ponderings bring. :)

Offline Lucy chambers

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I think you may be right when you say 'old' donations term. Let us know what your ponderings bring. :)

So far I have come up with

Blatant Soliciting for the purposes of prostitution -a guide
Fantastical Ideas of Worth- you decide.


How am I doing guys?

Offline Lucy chambers

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Quote from: Jimmyredcab

Yes, absolutely, but payment is not voluntary ----- hence the expression donation is too silly for words.

Almost as ridiculous is when the word "date" is used.


It is a euphemism. As is punting.

Quote from: Matium
A con that prostitutes pull is to market themselves as "courtesans".

Courtesans are very rare because they are prostitutes who are accomplished in Music, Dancing, Singing, Art, Literature and Languages - in fact, all the Liberal Arts. A true courtesan will be able to hold forth on any subject of conversation and be able to do so with with wit, charm, humour and an irresistible dash of flirtitiousness.

Such women are very, very rare. It takes years of training to become a courtesan but a night with a true, real courtesan is one you'll remember for ever.

What happens, in the majority of cases, however, is that prostitutes will call themselves courtesans and then jump up their prices to silly levels, as an example, look here:

http://englishcourtesan.com/#/packages/4535654827

She's a courtesan is she? - a courtesan using a free website from Moonfruit!

She really is a stupid whore, she goes to great length to hide her face on her website then shows her face here!

http://www.brownbook.net/business/30998918/alissa-joseph---courtesan-of-the-south-west

She looks very young, almost childlike, one thing's for sure though, a courtesan she is not!

Given the depth of knowledge and skills that a real courtesan possesses, you can guarantee that it won't be found in an English girl in her twenties.

Men must learn to think about prices with their heads and not their dicks.


It's the use of absurd terms like 'honorarium', 'assignation', 'currently residing in' etc etc that I find risible. And it always seems to be those girls who claim to be 'educated' whose grasp of spelling and grammar is the poorest.

I suppose some people will fall for all that flannel, cliched old wish lists, and self-regarding 'you'd be lucky to book me' tone. If you've got 400+ to blow on getting your dick wet, and in Plymouth too, surely you're going to be clued up enough to see through all that nonsense?

Offline Jimmyredcab

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It's the use of absurd terms like 'honorarium', 'assignation', 'currently residing in' etc etc that I find risible. And it always seems to be those girls who claim to be 'educated' whose grasp of spelling and grammar is the poorest.

Let's call a spade a spade.
What would you rather have, a girl with a degree in English literature or a girl with a six inch tongue. :lol:

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I've occasionally come across one that had both. :)

Offline Jacob

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..... a girl with a six inch tongue. :lol:

If you're bored click here for some extra long tounge action (not porn). Man, the WWW is a crazy place. ;)

Offline Jimmyredcab

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If you're bored click here for some extra long tounge action (not porn). Man, the WWW is a crazy place. ;)

Jesus H Christ, I may even pay her £150 an hour.

Offline Lucy chambers

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I've occasionally come across one that had both. :)


Indeed.

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Quote from: Lucy chambers
Indeed.

Yes. :) I only booked her once. We spent the next eighteen months in a relationship. Her love of art and literature, and her ability to captivate and enchant almost any audience with it, continue to inspire me (and she was wont to do at business functions and conferences that I had to attend and to which she accompanied me - the audiences and dinner parties at these events included learned professors as well as top sales consultants, so you can imagine my pride!) I think it worked out well for many reasons, not least was it was one of 'equals' where we both worked unusual hours, both had at that time fairly large disposable income, and didn't have to feel too concerned about whose turn it was to pick up a tab or feel guilty when the other bought expensive champagne. That and shared interests and values, though with enough differences to keep each other fascinated. Some annoying bureaucracy over visa extensions and Australian immigration laws put paid to plans of setting up a financial trading business together.


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