Tia Monroe / Lacy xxx (Worcester)

[bod666]

Well this was a first for me - Lacy PMd me at some ungodly hour this morning saying she was a new escort in Worcester, so I had a look at her adultwork profile (External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only) and thought she looked really nice - so got chatting via e-mail.  She's a Worcester girl (lives here) and for the moment is only doing outcalls in Worcester while she sets herself up - her profile isn't accurate saying Cheltenham (I think she must occasionally go to Nam or Hereford for a few days as the mood takes).

Anyway so she's read one of my reviews of a Worcester girl on here so I thought - she must be brave and pretty damn sure of her skills to contact me knowing I write reviews here - so I arranged for an hour punt at my place this morning.  She arrived in a taxi - really good comms throughout keeping me updated on progress - I paid the guy (our of her fare as agreed) and the fun began.  She had dressed casual for discreteness sake so then got changed into the long red lingerie dress thing she has on her adultwork private gallery - or you can see for free here (External Link/Members Only).  Very nice!  Lacy is a very pretty petite girl with long blonde hair, alot of piercings and tattoos - all fairly tasteful to be fair - I like a nice bit of body art on a girl - and there was lots to look at here

First round on the bed started with some nice kissing and caressing, then as my little chap got excited a really amazing blowjob - Lacy has a fantastic technique - I'm sure there was some deep throat going on there.  Before i got too excited the raincoat went on and Lacy climbed on top - still wearing the red lingerie - a fantastic sight; that came off so I could get my hands on her natural breasts - both nipples are pierced but were still able to get hard - (goes to show how little i know about piercings  ) she had a little orgasm in that position - we carried on for a bit then moved to missionary until I came.  Fantastic first round - Lacy makes some really nice natural noises during sex - it's sexy as all hell and nothing like some of the fake pornstar crap that some girls come out with.  She really seemed to be enjoying it (as was I).

There next followed a brief bit of confusion where she wandered off the bathroom - I eventually followed wondering what she was up to to find her getting dressed.  This was a surprise as I was well up for a 2nd round and I still had 25 odd mins left of the hour to go.  She apologised and said she thought I'd wanted her to go - and said most guys can't go a second round in an hour - well I don't know about that but if it's the right girl I can pretty much go again straight away after round 1 - correction, my little chap might be ready - I often need a breather!

Anyway she returned to the bed happily (for me) naked - bit of a chat then more kissing, caressing, before mac on and doggy to completion.

So positives - nice pretty petite natural girl, enthusiastic and passionate, seems to really enjoy her work and she's British!  And she's in Worcester!
Negatives - none that I can think of, being picky I think she smokes so there was a faint taste when we kissed - didn't bother me though.

I love a good vanilla GFE where the girl is into it and enjoys herself - that's what this was - so Lacy gets a big thumbs up from me.  Recommended.  I'll see her again next time I can accommodate (and she's free).

[bod666]

The AW link in the above review was deactivated - here's her new one: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Nice girl - definitely one of the best in Worcester

[bod666]

Went to see Lacy again last night in a hotel in the city centre. She was clean, fresh, and sexy as hell.
I had a good time and would recommend, and will be back myself when the opportunity presents.

[bod666]

This was a half hour car meet last Friday night - and it was an experience alright!

It was late at night (1am) and I was having a random text conversation with an escort I've seen a few times.  By around 1:30 she informed me that the outcall she was going to go on had been cancelled (at very short notice) so she'd cancelled her cab and was going to go to bed to kip.

Being quite horny myself by this point (and knowing that she was dressed to go out) I thought I'd take advantage of the opportunity and suggested a car meet.  I've never done one of these before (in fact never attempted to have sex in a car before) so thought it was something I should scratch off my bucket list ;o)

Having the made the arrangements I hopped out of bed, pulled some clothes on and by 2am I was covertly pulled up in her street waiting for her (I only know the rough general area of where she lives).  Anyway before too long this hot blonde gets into my car and we trundle off to the one discreet location I know of around by me.  We park up, get the paper work out of the way and then start thinking about how we make this work.  Unfortunately my car isn't the biggest so pulled the seats forward as far as they will go and hopped in the back.  After a bit of small talk and giggles moved into an embrace, kissing, touching and before too long the wee man wanted to come out and play.  Space was a bit confined but after some wriggling we both got into a position where I could receive a very pleasing bj.  After enjoying that  for a while it was time for the main event - on with the protection and more confined spaces manoeuvering into doggy.  This is where it fell down a bit - no matter how hard I tried I couldn't get in.  So opened the car door, I stood outside while "warning - this WG is reversing" backed up onto me.  At this point I felt like a meerkat keeping an eye out for predators - but manfully got on with the job at hand and reached the inevitable conclusion.

Disposed of the evidence, clothes back on, back in the front and drove off into the night returning the girl to the general vicinity of where she lives.  Lovely.  Snuck back into the house (oh yes I forgot to mention I don't live alone - so this added to the frisson of excitement / added some ball shrivelling terror at the thought of coming back to find the missus demanding "where the fuck have you been at this time of night?")  I digress, I snuck back into the house, crept up the stairs, got undressed to get back into bed - then the realisation hit me - my trousers were a bit light - where's the spare condom and debit card I used to get the money out?  With a mounting sense of panic I searched everything in the room - nada.  Crept back down stairs - zilch; "oh fuck it must be in the back of the car - difficult to explain that one away in the cold light of day" - so crept back outside to the car - nothing in there.  Fuckity fuck thought I, that's me mullered - it must have fallen out when I was playing meerkat in the lane! So nothing for it but to stealthily get the car off the driveway again and go back to my secluded little hideway where I  used the car headlamps to search the area.  And hey presto - there glinting in the beam was my card.  Heaving a huge sigh of relief I scurried over, collected it, went back home, collapsed into bed a very relieved individual.

So, in summary - I scratched the car meet itch with a very willing hot young thing (thanks Tia); was it worth all the buttock clenching terror and panic?  Maybe.  It was alot of fun - however I think I much prefer my punts in the comfort of a real bed, and that's where I'll be doing them from here on in.

Not the normal review but thought I'd share the full experience.  Can't say I can recommend car meets, but can definitely recommend Tia M.

Here's the link to her aw profile, or at least it would be, if it hadn't vanished from AW.  I'll update if it reappears.

[The President]

Link?

[CP1]

Snuck back into the house (oh yes I forgot to mention I don't live alone - so this added to the frisson of excitement / added some ball shrivelling terror .

Ha, brave man!

[Brumish]

Bod666 - good review but why have omitted the fact that this is Lacy that you had already reviewed? And curiously, why she chose to change her profile from lacy which, along with your positive, had a negative against her AW profile?

[bod666]

Yes it is Lacy from my previous review. No i'm not her pimp. She changed her name and profile because aw kept taking it down.

I have no idea what the negative review was about. All i can say is i've seen her 3 times and she's been clean and sober each time, and very pleasant company.

I can't provide a link for her because aw has removed the profile (again).

Shame cuz i know she booked a hotel today expecting to put a shift in and now she's there all alone with no-one to play with. I would go but have other plans.

I hasten to add there are other working girls in the area (although not many) & my other fave Mell_Bell seems to have gone off on her travels again - so for me Tia/Lacy is the only option i have   tho i was tempted to go see Golden Curves in Bromsgrove but the review saying no kissing put me off...

[Brumish]

No probs mate 

She looks very good. The only problem is that she's not in Brum. If she was shed do well.
Is she booked into a hotel in Worcs?

[Dodo]

Very entertaining review Bod....thanks for sharing that experience.

'Back of the Car' .......yes those were the days 

[bod666]

No probs mate 

She looks very good. The only problem is that she's not in Brum. If she was shed do well.
Is she booked into a hotel in Worcs?

yup she's in a hotel in the city centre. Pm me if you want her contact details

[CoolTiger]

Bod666 - good review but why have omitted the fact that this is Lacy that you had already reviewed? And curiously, why she chose to change her profile from lacy which, along with your positive, had a negative against her AW profile?

Yes it is Lacy from my previous review. No i'm not her pimp. She changed her name and profile because aw kept taking it down.

I have no idea what the negative review was about. All i can say is i've seen her 3 times and she's been clean and sober each time, and very pleasant company.

I can't provide a link for her because aw has removed the profile (again).

I would suggest you also leave same comment in your other FB on Lacy, together with a note that her profile keeps getting removed by AW.

BTW, close call for going all the way for your Debit Card!!!

[dboy74]

A very entertaining review 

You are a braver man than me seeking out from the missus in the middle of the night to meet a WG 

[jameslover]

I would hardly call it brave, personally I think its stupid. Or you just don't care about your misses

[bod666]

I would hardly call it brave, personally I think its stupid. Or you just don't care about your misses

Ouch! You have stabbed me to the core sir!

Yeah it was stupid - i was being controlled by my lower brain.
Of course if i actually slept in the same bed as the missus it would have been monumentally stupid. As it is, if we slept in the same bed i wouldn't feel the need to punt.

Anyway for me this was an experience i wanted to try - as i did not have a misspent youth. Scratched that itch... moving on to the next one

[jameslover]

Perhaps it was to the point but i've said it now. Moving on....

[Dodo]

I would hardly call it brave, personally I think its stupid. Or you just don't care about your misses

What we all do is stupid and what we get up to also shows a lack of care/thought for our partner so Bod, don't feel to hurt by JL's  hypocritical comment 

[steve_m_69]

I would hardly call it brave, personally I think its stupid. Or you just don't care about your misses

Without wanting to make it personal, I wonder how many of the married punters on here worry too much abour "the misses"?

[CoolTiger]

Without wanting to make it personal, I wonder how many of the married punters on here worry too much abour "the misses"?

Loads of threads on this in the Main Discussion Board:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?board=1.0

[dboy74]

I would hardly call it brave, personally I think its stupid. Or you just don't care about your misses

It is always nice to have a morals observer on a punting website!!!

[bod666]

Still no aw profile but she has surfaced here External Link/Members Only

[Brumish]

Is she ever going to come to Brum? She says she books hotels in Worcs yet she states that she is unable to come to Brum at the moment. Does she have kids? Something doesn't add up with her.

[bod666]

She's your typical disorganised just starting out young escort. She's not as professional as she could be but is worth it when you get to see her.
I know she doesn't drive so that may be why Brum is a problem. Anywhere city centre shouldn't be tho. The train from Worcester to Brum is good.
I would imagine that she's reluctant to book a hotel in brum for the day without having her aw profile up to get the business in. It's bad business to shell out £60 for a hotel if you've only got one £100 job lined up. In my head when i hear that a girl is working from a hotel i imagine that they're spending all day shagging. But i guess the reality could be that they're sat in a crummy hotel room all day watching shite day time tv and waiting for the phone to ring.

[Brumish]

Suppose so. However she is quite steep on the prices and if she is as good as you say then surely she'll have more than one punter booking her.

[bod666]

You have to remember as well that the vast majority of us go see a girl who is showing as available on adultwork. If they don't have a profile on there then they're not going to get the work.
To have a valid profile on aw the girl needs to provide a verification photo and photo id. Hard as it is to believe but there are people in this day and age that have no photo id! No passport, no drivers licence, etc. Shocking really.
But then apparently we have a massive illiteracy problem in the uk as well and i struggle to understand that too...