External Link/Members Onlyaka Lisa Naughty Asian -
External Link/Members Only1h £140 - 'assisted shower'
but not in the normal sense, FK, OWO, RO, protected sex, HR, massage
I ummed and ahhed over this being
Neutral as it seemed borderline
Positive, but what swung it was the fact I almost certainly won't return, despite her being fucking gorgeous IMO. Short version: looks and massage good, service not great.
The pic in the second row from the bottom on Olina's site, next to the maid's outfit, gives the best indication of looks. Her English and understandability was not great, despite reviews on here apparently going back 5+ years. Not much chat, anyway.
Olina comms and service/speedy response good as ever. I had a 'confirmed' booking with Tracy @ Olina (she is now showing as on holiday) but that was cancelled the day before, so thought I'd give Crystal a try, despite the reviews (largely Positive) mentioning her shower and hygiene/tissues routine.
Easy to find location, nice flat, buzzed straight in. She was wearing the PVC boots and corset/bustier as requested by me and looked FAF. I thiught she was very pretty, lovely skin tone, fantastic body. Great package. But a serious expression and slightly severe manner that stayed for at least the first half of the punt. She was a strange mix of seemingly keen to please while simultaneously being a germophobe and rather OCD behaviour with the tissues.
In the bathroom, she encouraged me to have a wee if I wanted one. Then, I have never had my nether regions scrubbed so vigorously and repeatedly. Despite her looking like a thai-girl-in-PVC wet dream, this was an unerotic experience to say the least. A soapy stinging in the meatus (I looked it up) didn't help.
I was directed onto the bed once dry and back in the warm room. It just never really took off. FK that avoided DFK but did improve later. Boob play - lovely enhanced tits, look fantastic on her frame, slight scarring in the underboob tuck - and nice nipples. Lots of OWO but with the remorseless reaching up for tissues and spitting. A bit of ball play and perineal tickling but not much. No rimming unlike Nicky, Anna, Tracy but I didn't ask (it's not in her likes). I went down on her, which was lovely, she was clean and fresh, a great view looking back up. She moaned a bit but didn't seem into it. Definitely no fingers inside, moving my hand away, she didn't even seem comfortable with my fingers being near her. She was indifferent to whether I continued or not, and then made a thing out of wiping herself down afterwards, and the bed, and wipes for my face.
Back to OWO, then she seems keen to move on and fuck. I thought it unlikely as I was softening but had a go. It was okay, missionary - again, she looked great - but nothing really doing, and I said so, once I'd popped out the second time. She seemed to brighten up from this point onwards, some more smiles - which really brightened up her look, she looked prettier, and it also lifted (a bit) the tone of the session. Bit more OWO. Not sure about CIM as I never actually got there. She finished me off by hand, lying next to me with her face level with mine, kissing me from time to time, and me groping her tits.
Clean up after I came, high boots off, then I turned on my front for a good firm massage for 20 minutes or so. Turned over. Cock not really into any more, she nudged it a bit and said "well?" but I said it seemed unlikely to get more action from it. She was happy enough with that (Nicky and Tracy, Anna, didn't need to or want to ask, it was straight into it again for an unexpected and very welcome round 2 of... something. But in this case, neither she or I could seemingly be bothered. A shame.) Back into the shower, and out of the door pretty much on the hour.
The prosLooks - FAF 9/10 for me, especially in that outfit.
Nice flat/room and easy to get to.
Lovely smile, when she lightened up a little.
Extended OWO.
The consBeing scrubbed down like a Karen Silkwood decontamination shower after being expopsed to plutonium.
Extreme tissue use and spitting (*but not on my cock) during OWO.
A severe manner and general lack of interest/engagement for a lot of the booking.
Not Tracy, Nicky or even Anna.
