Second in quick succession I’ll keep it short this time. £80 now there’s plenty of ways to waste it but I can’t think on many worse than this I know the profile says 61 but I have in my time met some attractive granny’s (everyones got their own taste) but English rose more like Englishclappedoutoldbanger , deceiving pics? The understatement of the millennium. I’ll start from the top . Venue; honestly one of the nicest places I’ve punted at , a cosy one bedroom gaff in south Of the river mate . Opens the door , add 5 years ? No, 10 ? Nah, 20? On a good day maybe . I was expecting a Lacey Starr type oh how wrong I was. why did I stay? tits looked big and bouncy in her black dress, bra came off she could’ve played keepy uppeys with them. owo was ok plenty off practice over the years I reckon though a bit too violent for me , dfk was on offer but I wanted to keep my breakfast down. doggy there really was no other way . I put my how to rescue a punt with a munter skills too good use, wankbank activated !(Lacey Starr came in handy) bag filled shame crept in within seconds , dunno how long I was there though no clock watching from her and actually personality wise she was pretty friendly but I wasn’t there to make a new mate mind you I don’t really know why I was there will I ever return ? At least 15 pints would need to be destroying my first and even then I still think I’d see sense. So much for keeping this review short.