Author Topic: Morden Thai Massage - Suda  (Read 666 times)

Offline Smashy

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Shop is in a small row very close to Morden tube, but just back from the main road. Reasonably busy parade of shops, but no one really paying any attention. Comms are quite efficient via the number on the website - which will also be answered on WhatsApp quite promptly.
Booked 45 minute “relaxing” massage with Suda for £40. “Relaxing” always seems sufficient to make it clear what I want, without being too explicit on the phone or text - which shops are not keen to do. I was shown to a smallish room with a heated massage table and a shower. I stripped off and Suda came in to join me.
 I would estimate Suda is 35-40 years old; and looks quite fit. As with all workers here, she was wearing a massage shop tunic, which she took off when she started - revealing, I reckon, a 34” bust. I requested attention to legs and buttocks. I think she has proper massage training as the first few minutes were very good. After a few minutes, and a few cc swipes - I pushed the old fella down between my legs and asked if she could help. Suda asked how much I would pay (standard I guess, in case a punter starts too high). I suggested £20, at which she immediately said was not possible - she always charges £30.
 The massage continued with a lot of reach unders and stroking the old fella while I stayed face down.
 Eventually I asked to turn over. Plenty more oil was applied. My enquiry about “anything else” on offer was quite firmly met with a “No! Can touch outside but that is all”. Shame, really would have been interested to explore further. The deed was completed successfully, clean up with a hot towel after, a shower was offered but I declined.
 In summary:-
Comms 8/9 out of 10
Premises 7/8 out of 10
Girl 8/9 out of 10

Will definitely return. In fact I did a few days later.

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Thanks for the review in a rarely mentioned area.  :drinks:

Given the area you over-paid, she just bet on you not having the will to say no.

What was her actual HR technique like?  It doesn't seem to have impressed you such that you weren't inclined to describe it or praise it.

BTW a lady with no tits could have a bust of 34, 36, 38, 44 or more and we'd still be none the wiser about her chebs.  Go research cup-size in M&S, Ann Summers, TK Maxx.