Agencies are a busted flush these days, pricing is stupid and hopefully unsustainable, I’m trying to avoid them bar some direct purchases, at the same time, luckily getting some traction from AW around a sweet spot of £250.
I was alerted by bluegene who positively reviewed Michelle here
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=328997.0 and led me to her profile and the link to Charlotte who looked hot, albeit with a blurred face (which was actually much better than her real face) and the opportunity for a duo, me?
Comms, WhatsApp, with Michelle, who comes across as intelligent and sassy, most importantly she was responsive, exchanged info, talked services, kissing, OWO, protected sex, cim and facial, all confirmed along with duo price of £500 for an hour (Michelle solo is £300, Charlotte £250). Was given a choice of venues, both locations worked for me so I let Michelle decide, she chose Charlotte's, just off Earl's Court Road in the epicentre of hookerville, an average walk up apartment with a reasonable sized bedroom and an average bathroom through a lounge featuring a small white dog and a kitchen down some tricky steps.
Girls
External Link/Members Only or https://www.adultwork.com/Michelle+Crystal
Profile - Moldovan, 26, five eight, blonde hair, hazel eyes, size 8, 34D - I was expecting the sexy, slim minx from the photos minus some airbrushing, IRL, she's a lovely girl with a nice personality, but a long way north of 26 and easily a size 12. Facially she has a look of Reese Witherspoon crossed with Sara Davis

whose grimacing image whilst murdering the tango will unfortunately will be etched in my memory for a while, body wise pretty big all over and part of both girl's outfits were a girdle thing that never came off, that tells it's own story.
External Link/Members Only or https://www.adultwork.com/Charlotte24%40
Profile - Latvian, 24, five seven, brown hair, blue eyes, size 8, limited likes list on her profile but I booked with the assumption she would deliver what Michelle promised, unfortunately I was wrong, she seriously can't be making a living at this, has no skills and her delivery is worse than Hermes. ITR, skinny legs, slim body, nowhere near the fabulous arse depicted in the photos, bony to boot, spherical bolt ons with underboob scarring and a strange face that had some work around mouth and lips which in some poses gives her a look of a cross between a stroke victim and Shirley Bassey gurning whilst singing "Big Spender", mouth turning left, eyes right, fucking strange. She has all the warmth of a broken boiler
Action, greeted warmly by Michelle and a nonplussed Charlotte, both in lingerie sets and heels, was immediately disappointed but soldiered on because they were bound to be great performers and I was horny. Took the long hike to shower with Charlotte who gave me a fresh towel which was wrapped round me on my return. Into a three way embrace, DFK with Michelle, tongue free kissing whilst looking away by Charlotte, you know the thing when you slip your tongue in and theirs disappears into a mystery place. Michelle removed my towel, squatted and sucked, Charlotte and I continued our fake kissing as she squeakily moaned and Michelle grafted. I asked her to join the party downstairs and she half heartily sucked and licked a bit before coming back up again. She was getting hot, poor thing and was sniffling from hay fever, sure thing. At this point I really should have had an awkward conversation about cutting the meet short and getting my cash back but with a warm mouth round my hard on and the fact I hadn't seen a tit or a pussy yet inexplicably didn't.
Onto the bed, bras and pants off, more good sucking by Michelle and half hearted bollocks punctuated by silly moans by Charlotte as she rubbed her tits on my body, stroked my chest and occasionally joined in on my cock with all the enthusiasm of Rom pump and dumper. Michelle's valiant efforts got me condom ready and she climbed on in cowgirl, encouraged by Charlotte who is probably the most work shy whore I ever met. Good session of cowgirl with Charlotte watching with disinterest until, 50 minutes in I was ready to unload.
Over to the mirror for my famous double headed money shot, which it wasn't! Some sucking, I gently put their heads together, fist shot aimed at Charlotte's mouth, she flinched and dodged, the most athletic movement she made all punt, I changed direction and Michelle put her hands up like surrendering soldier so I concentrated on unloading and thought sexy thoughts about other girls, spattering their necks and chests satisfactorily. Clean up, chat and out, a fucking shocker!