Author Topic: Massage by Blonde Uxbridge  (Read 3457 times)


22 review(s) for MASSAGE by BLONDE (17 positive, 3 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Lookoverthere88

I was after a massage and was in the area, initially I wanted to try walking into a massage parlour in Uxbridge but seen a few mixed reviews about Dorami so went to AW.

I found massage by blonde in the area, called after midday and booked for 1pm, really easy comms.

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Location is bang in the centre of Uxbridge, UB8, entry to the flat is from the high street so hanging around outside early or waiting to get buzzed up is a bit odd but didn't seem to draw any attention.

Venue, small flat shower facilities are available with fresh towels which seemed clean but a bit messy, nothing to write home about. There are two rooms and two women, shame I didn't see the other lady, maybe I'll do an aw search and check for the same area. The room we were in was the shittiest of the two, her words, again seemed clean but small, dark furniture and paint, bit gothic.

The girl - typing this up, I realise I didn't ask her name. She's Polish, very very chatty and personable, relatively short, bit chubby, natural large breasts made for b2b, I'd guess a D/DD cup, sit quite well for their size. Age I guess 30.

Cost - £60 for B2B and HR plus £10 extra for owo. 30 minutes.

Action - After being invited to her room, she asked what I wanted and began preparing hot oils for the session. I had a quick shower for freshness and went back to the room. She got me to lie down on the bed (there is a massage table with fresh paper towels too, but small room so I doubt it's used). She started applying oils on my back and began with B2B, cc swipes with breasts and exhaling near my ears was a nice touch. Moving to the front, b2b from top to bottom with a little boobjob happening.

She started owo and teasing the head, owo was slightly teethy although I think it was purposeful as part of the teasing *shrugs*.
Fast forward, closer to popping, she moved to hands only, bit of a shame but still good technique and I was happy.

Downside once we were done, there was someone in the shower, don't think it was a punter but did mean i showered post someone else which I personally hate. It meant we got to chat for about ten minutes before my shower, came back we spoke some more and then left, I'd been inside for about 50 minutes, no clock watching at all.

I'd go back if I wanted a chat while getting sucked off.

I think next will be a lingam/tantric/edging type punt, perhaps topless massage(Linda?), seems to have good reviews on here.

Offline Lookoverthere88

I've only now found the reviews for her in Stratford (I usually search in here by town) by LLPunting, as this is my first b2b massage, I wonder if she wasn't that good and my next ones will be much better. 🤔

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Sounds good. And very good price in relation to other wgs prices in London.

she ain't that chatty during owo or any other sexual services provided?  :dash:
If she is it would put me off a little in seeing her. How talkative is she during the service?
I'm not much of a talkative person myself.
Thanks.  :hi:
« Last Edit: November 24, 2021, 09:03:40 pm by puntingking »

Offline Lookoverthere88

She's not that chatty during the owo or b2b, but an example she made a comment that she liked my bum, which led to a quick chat that it's her fetish, which led to a chat about what my likes are about women (FYI bum, face, tits in that order). So take from that what you will!

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She's not that chatty during the owo or b2b, but an example she made a comment that she liked my bum, which led to a quick chat that it's her fetish, which led to a chat about what my likes are about women (FYI bum, face, tits in that order). So take from that what you will!

 :hi:

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Thanks for the review L88   :hi:  Tough place to get to for me but her work hours could make it possible !

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Was she well presented ie hair make up outfit?
 Was the B2B fully Naked.
Thanks
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Was she well presented ie hair make up outfit?
 Was the B2B fully Naked.
Thanks

Are you actually a punter?

Offline grazeee

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Err why else would i be asking
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Err why else would i be asking

Just wondering. You've been here over 6 and a half years and given nothing back to the site.

Offline grazeee

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Where's the rule that say every member has to post?
Also what has my posting habits got to you? 
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Offline Moneyd

Where's the rule that say every member has to post?
Also what has my posting habits got to you?

Ok, bye for now.

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Where's the rule that say every member has to post?
Also what has my posting habits got to you?

This site is for punters and you've given no indication that you actually punt. I'm wondering why you're here.

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This site is for punters and you've given no indication that you actually punt. I'm wondering why you're here.
I do Not have to answer to you, what gives you the right.
What's your problem i wasn't even talking to you and you start with a fucking attitude.
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I do Not have to answer to you, what gives you the right.
What's your problem i wasn't even talking to you and you start with a fucking attitude.

Do you have any intention to share any reviews or reports of your experiences?

Offline Nightingale

Where's the rule that say every member has to post?
Also what has my posting habits got to you?

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Hope this helps.

Offline spartacusf

Anyhoo, thanks for the review, she looks sweet in the PG too.  I note CIM is an option.  Will investigate.

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I do Not have to answer to you, what gives you the right.
What's your problem i wasn't even talking to you and you start with a fucking attitude.

No but you need to follow the ethos of the site.. :unknown:
I don’t like your fucking attitude either. So thanks for all your valuable contributions to the site, now fuck off and leech somewhere else.. :hi:

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No but you need to follow the ethos of the site.. :unknown:
I don’t like your fucking attitude either. So thanks for all your valuable contributions to the site, now fuck off and leech somewhere else.. :hi:
Good call Kev :thumbsup: