It's a b&s anyway, Ekimnik.
I hadn't bothered with VS for a couple of years, but with nothing to tickle my fancy elsewhere I thought I'd give this one a go. Most Oriental ads on VS are clearly bullshit, but this looked as if it might, just, be believable.
It wasn't. Despite it being so dark I could tell she was years older. I told her I wouldn't stay because she wasn't the girl I was expecting, and she said 'that's ok' before ushering me out through the back, past a young Thai chap in the kitchen, who showed me out with a big smile. All very courteous, at least.