Author Topic: Relax Thai Massage, Bristol  (Read 1098 times)

Offline stevesucks69

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They have few gumtree ads

Was last week I ventured over to Bristol for work. As I was free for a while thought I'd try this place. Not from the area and driving its not the easiest place to find. I will say they even moved a car so I could park.
Anyway its after 6 and dark, entrance on busy street with takeaways and pubs.
Another guy got in just before I parked and saw from a distance a young girl welcome him and they disappeared. Shit I thought and hope I was not going to get the granny I could see.
Wish I had!!
So went to the loo and passed a massage bed in what was a hallway, hmmm hope thats not for me!
It bloody was.
So then come in a skinny hmm girl possibly a girl.
Could only see me for 30 mins in a fooking hallway.
So I go with the flow get undressed but still very on edge.
Girl comes back and I am in the buff, I mentioned extras cause thats why I was there.
She whispers that she'll look after me but its £100. Hmm bit steep but I've paid more when I have the horn. Give her 5 £20s and off come her clothes. Feet like a Hobbit, nice tits but fake, go for a reach under a few times ina few mins hairy fanny but each time she backs away really quickly.
This is off I thought, she's defo no looker, marks or spots all over her back, feet like Frodo, hairy minge I could not see or touch, fake tits and in a bloody hallway.
Its ending I told her and want cash back as I've only been there around 2 mins.
She produces £60 as I'm dressing , told her no chance I want more.
She throws another £20 down and I'm off as fast as I can.
Never going back there!!

Offline joninbristol

Could be wrong, but it sounds like you got a lady boy.
Either way, a hallway massage isn't on.
Sounds like a grim experience, but glad you got most of your money back. :thumbsup:
Thanks for the warning, will be avoiding.
:hi:




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 :unknown: so was this in Patti's shop, which is in Denmark Street per the Gumtree advert, or is she operating from other premises too?  :unknown:

Offline redveee

Can't recall a table in the hallway as such at the Denmark Street location. There is a room in the main shop and two more tables in the room behind that which gives access to kitchen area and toilet IIRC, I've had better times in the back room.

Offline Billybong

‘ Could be wrong, but it sounds like you got a lady boy. ‘

Very good assumption.

I was in Bristol for day about 3 weeks ago and walked past, spoke to Lydia, med length black hair, but what stuck with me was her deep voice, also face make up was very white and I believe her upper lip showed signs of darkness.
She said bring plenty of money, but I had absolute zero desire.