So… I’m on this site. So I’m obviously a fucking deviant. But sometimes my back hurts and I fancy a massage to sort it out.
I’ve been to this place before and had a great massage and not even been offered a happy ending. (I’ve also been there a load of time and had happy endings of various quality).
This time, I went in for a massage. I thought to myself if the girl is really fit I could go for extras but that wasn’t why I was there.
Anyway. Got there, walked in, £40 for an hour. All groovy. Introduced to Lilly - probs about 45, petite tight body, but honestly not that good in the face - meh. I’m thinking just do the massage and go.
I get undressed and she invites me to lie down. Before she’s even touched me she says “you want body to body for £100?”
“Err thanks I just wanted the massage.”
She’s instantly annoyed. “It £30 for happy ending, £60 for topless, £100 for body to body”
“Honestly love, I’ve only even got £20 in my wallet. I’m just here for a massage”
This really ruined the whole thing. “You can pay by card when we’re done. Don’t need cash.”, “It important to cum as part of massage it good for health”, “if you don’t cum you can get prostate cancer”
I’m like “seriously I didn’t even bring money for this, I just wanted the massage”
She’s doing an OK massage, but really over-the-top skroking me, touching my balls and shit and making stupid sex sounds.
I just didn’t find her attractive and just wanted a massage.
We get to the “turn over” bit and she just immediately starts rubbing my cock. “OK. I do happy ending for twenty”
I say “Seriously I just want a massage.” And she just doesn’t stop. Keeps stroking me saying “twenty pound good for health”.
In the end I was like “ffs fine twenty quid”
She gives a ridiculous rushed handjob and I just wanted out of there.
Honestly left feeling like I’d been sexually assaulted.
