External Link/Members OnlyAvoid avoid avoid! Called for last min as driving through Derby. Pics seem OK and services offered perfect for £60 30 mins. I call but it doesn't accept incoming, so I text. Nice sounding girl calls me from the number, very pleasant. Agreed to my request and then text me the address.
Turn up, it isn't the best part of Derby, but close enough to a main St so that's OK.
Fucking neighbour fannying around his car for bloody ages, so I'm waiting outside waiting for my "discreet" chance to go in.
I knock on. A very gravelly voice from upstairs shouts one minute love. Definitely not the voice on the phone. Bollocks, here we go again I'm already thinking.
A very skinny 40 something answers the door, with a very decent attempt at looking like a smac head or she was just.....a smac head.
Mazin tits though. There are other girls around, but they didn't look like your normal working types.
Up stairs and she ask how long what do I want, so I know the girl on the phone has nothing to do with this encounter.
I don't know why I engaged her but I said 30 minutes, oral, cum in mouth and we'd agreed twice on the phone.
She said yeah yeah no worries but it's 70 uncovered and 80 cim. "Sorry I'm a bit light headed, just smoked a spliff, what I'll do love, I'll suck you off and finish you, then we need to hide in the loo while the probation officers come round."
Beg your fucking pardon!
"Yeah it's no problem they're not coming for you, this is a probation house, we've all just got out of jail and they come round to check up on a girl with mental health issues. So we'll hide then come back in for round 2".
"But we can't be naked cos there's cameras in the hallways and if we're seen we have to pretend to be mates, ok?"
I've never heard anything like it. Left. Fuck me!
Topic: Frankie_Tits - Derby - Avoid!! (Read 4119 times)